To make up for my last stepTV clip of what seemed like a girl dancing with a snake but was really some ladyboy with fake tits, I decided to post this video of real girl at the same club dancing pretty much the same way but without a snake to balance the homosexuality on this site out a little.

I just got in an email war with some asshole who I was trying to get to advertise on the site because I am tired of being so poor. He told me that he didn’t need to advertise with me because he’s a huge site and my piece of shit site won’t do anything for him but cost him money and that he’d rather flush money down the toilet than give it to me because he would find that more gratifying….that’s how successful motherfucker says he is. So I wrote him back calling him a cocksucker at least 15 times because I find calling people a cocksucker funny and he wrote me back saying that anyone who uses the word cocksucker as much as I do must be a fag….My response is that i wanted to feel him inside me, because if you call me gay, I have no problem acting the part even though I am into pussy, doesn’t mean I can’t pretend I am fag…kinda the same thing as when you pretend that you’re straight even though you jerk off to gay porn all the time…but a little different because I actually like girls and don’t have to pretend I do…

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I always wanted to be the kind of guy who just broke into dance any chance I could, you know walking down the street or shopping for Adult Diapers for my wife and just start busting a move to the music in my head, but I am too cynical to even dance at my stepdaughters wedding when she asks me for the bride and father of the bride dance, not that my stepdaughter will ever get married, she’s too much of whore for that, I have dreams of her having illegitimate kids and unwanted pregnancy and instability in her relationships as she moves from one cock to another….

There was a time when I used to get drunk and get down….then I realized that dancing is for faggots who listen to Britney Spears and girls never go for the good dancer, they go for the guy who laughs at the good dancer…..

I was at some park event yesterday where a lot of spill-over from the after-hours club were rockin’ out, still high to the shitty music they were playing and that reaffirmed my stance that dancing is for queers….unless your middle-aged and Chinese….

Watch the video…

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Every city I’ve been to in the last 3 years has had at least one of these fuckers. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t travel that much, but it seems like this is the trend in street performing. There are motherfuckers who spray paint themselves gold and pretend they are a statue or an Academy Award. I saw one motherfucker who covered himself in plaster to look like a real statue. I saw another fat lazy dude in Chicago once who was sitting there with his gangster buddy smoking cigarettes in preparation of his stupid street show that consists of him standing still until someone throws money in his bucket, where he will change positions and freeze until some other motherfucker gives him money then he’ll change positions again. I

I remember trying to make one of these motherfuckers dance because he was creeping me out with his no moving bullshit and I took a pocket full of nickels and threw them in his bucket one by one, so he’d switch position and I’d throw in another one and he’d switch positions again….it lasted for about 1 minute and then he got mad at me and stopped moving again…

I realize now that trying to look up this mime’s skirt is the easiest way to break her character. Or I guess you could grab her titties or really any form of sexual harassment will get her moving. The sad thing is that I’ve had women in bed who moved less than this, and yes they were still breathing and yes they were roofied up, but that’s only because that’s how I seduce women….it’s easier than going to the gym or having good conversation or buying them drinks…

Either way, here’s the video….

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It’s always nice to be able to take time out of your day and sleep wherever you happen to be, but I am too paranoid of being attacked by a crazy person to kick back on a park bench and really let loose. It’s also nice to have dreams of the girl you love, even if she’s someone you’ve never met and only know through her myspace profile or extensive IM chats that you run home to have with her when you’re busy day of being a virgin is over and your lame social life leaves with you nothing better to do.

I am all about the dream, because sometimes reality is pretty fucking shitty and without dreams of a better tomorrow, you might as well just kill yourself. So what I am getting at is that even if this dude is a virgin and can’t get laid, he probably doesn’t realize it and either do you. Until Now…

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When I was in Asia I did something I should have never done and that was eat the street food. Everyone told me not to touch the shit they were making on the backs of their bikes because they had no fridges, there was no way of telling how old the food was and I guess I could have landed anything from Feline AIDS to SARS to Avian Flu to whatever else the Chinese are spreading….

I read somewhere that the oil they use to cook with was found in floating on the water in the sewers and that worrying about them coughing on the shit was the least of my fucking concerns. But since I am broke and since I have eaten out of dumpsters, I have eaten rat and other things I’ve randomly come across for survival, I figured it was safe.

After spending 3 days locked down on a toilet thinking that I shat out my heart and even had to look to see if any other organs squirted out with it, I realized that the warnings were probably worth listening too but that doesn’t mean the shit didn’t taste good.

Here’s a video of some homeless lady who probably is the best damn homeless chef out there. She probably brought her kitchen skills from the abusive home she ran away from with her and I am just helping her reach her dreams of teaching the world her craft with this is street cookin’ show.

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I have been having stupid computer problems – which was expected because I am not good at this whole computer thing. I posted the same paragraph more than once in a post and I am feeling so embarrassed by my unprofessionalism.

I was looking at other sites today and realized they are all quite a bit nicer than mine. I guess I am not too upset about that because I have been dealing with seeing guys with hotter wives than me for way too many years, you get used to it when you stop giving a shit about things.

In an unrelated story, I guess the highlight of my day was seeing a 90 pound stripper I recognized from the strip club I got to with her tits busting out of her shirt and she pushed her baby’s stroller down the sidewalk….Look at me breaking stories like I was Perez Hilton. If people actually gave a fuck about this whore, I’d be a money makin’ sleuth like that fat Kelly Clarkson lookin’ homo….

That Said…Here are my links….

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Money may not buy you happiness but it does buy you everything else. I am not really one who would know this first hand because I am pretty much a hurtbag who is living off the dream of making enough money to get me a car and maybe even a house and maybe even enough money to travel the world and being able to impress girls enough to make them want to shower for me while I sit in the corner and observe by buying them drinks or inviting them back to my pool or hot tub for naked hot tub parties but in the meantime I will sit here on my computer smelling my wife’s gas from the other room slowly work it’s way into this room realizing that although I can’t escape this hell I’ve been sentenced to, I am still going to do the best I can to be a decent person.

I saw 3 homeless dudes on the street today. One was a well dressed older man who was calmly asking for change, the other was a street punk who probably had some kind of addiction proven by his face tattoos, I see him around a lot and everyday he seems to be getting fatter so I can only assume that his business is doing well for him and the last dude I saw was a fat Jewish guy with what looked like a Rolex who constantly asks me for a quarter for a coffee.

I dug into my pockets for the old guy and gave him 2 dollars because he looked like he was going to spend the money on booze and I feel a connection to bums who drink. I don’t care for jeweled up jews who are too cheap to tap into their Bar Mitzvah money and I stay away from dudes with face tattoos because they scare me. Reality is that I am in no position to give any money away to anyone, but I do it anyway in hopes of giving him the means to get drunk because he probably needs it.

This homeless dude was caught drinking diet coke is a light weight, dude doesn’t even go for the caffeinated original one because he’s watching his weight or he’s a diabetic or something but whatever he is, he’s not getting drunk and that’s why I didn’t give him money, instead I gave him internet fame for being a Jewish Mother. I hope he doesn’t sleep in and miss his Yoga class. Motherfucker.

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So China is this fucked up place right now that will end up being the biggest power in the World in the next 20 years because there are a lot of people, their cities are modern and convenient and they focus on being the biggest and best and not on whether abortion should be legalized. When someone fucks up in their government, they kill them, they don’t spend millions on lawsuits and I guess there are so many more advantages with the way they work compared to the USA but this isn’t a political blog.

The problem with China is that in it’s quest to be a modern and convenient place, they are copying a lot of American ways, one of those is Fast Food. There are something like 5000 McDonalds in the country with hopes of having 300,000, there are more KFC’s and Pizza Hut is considered Fine Dinning.

Now what happens when McDonalds enters a place where they are accustomed to eating weird shit but more healthy shit…the skinny people turn fat. So when China becomes the biggest power in the world, all their people will be fat and lazy, just like you.

Because let’s face it, some people are Lovin’ it a little too much and by it I mean Big Macs. Cuddles.

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