I guess Tara Reid is trolling us…but I can’t really be too sure.

It’s like she’s either loving all the attention she’s finally getting again, thanks to being in Sharknado, a job she probably signed up to thinking was the end for her, but was just desperate to get some income, that totally turned around for her…something she doesn’t want to let dry up like her body…

Or she knows she looks like a zombie corpse coming to eat our brains in some Springbreak themed straight to netflix low budget movie that can afford her 1000 dollar day rate, but can’t afford a make-up artist, so they’ll just ride of her malnourished body and soul, thanks to drinking, drugs and some of the worst fake tits ever bought…that she’s signed up to.

And the weird thing is that I love it. I think she thinks she looks hotter than I think she does….but in my defines I have an frail, old, leathery like a boot of a woman who has lived the beach party life 40 years too long, a real lifer, too weak to run, but never too week for body shots…fetish

I think these are her third set of bikini pics in the last 10 days…genius.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life…

I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn…

I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”…

I’m in love.

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Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE…

She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is..

Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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Every time I see Tara Reid doing a self produced bikini fashion show despite being in her mid 40s…I feel great joy.

These pictures she posted on twitter are the highlight of my day…which may not be saying much about my day….

I don’t know if it is because she represents a better time, or if I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and is still at it well into her 40s….Maybe I just find it funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…because she’s not fat….like some kind of novelty act…or maybe this is porn to me…

She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is..

Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in…

I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days…

I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.

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Tara Reid was at my friend Steve Aoki’s event at Wet Republic in Vegas this past weekend, and not only did he get a nice long hug from her, but he got her into one of his props, an inflatable dingy to ride the sea of people, like they were a sea of water…in some new generation crowd surfing, done by the old generation, because at 37, despite being tight bodied and big fake titty busty, she’s like the grandmother of Spring Break pool parties…a veteran since that’s all she’s been doing the last 2 decades, longer than most of the people at the party have been alive….I guess the kids still respond to her in ways they don’t respond to my old ass at pool parties, where I’m just there to creep on people, because I am not a celebrity…

I prefer Tara Reid holding onto her youth with more vagina lips…but I’ll take this adventurous old lady who may not be 40, but might as well be 40…and I’d still have sex with her as often as possible if I could. There’s just something about drunken messes I love that comes from how preserved they are from all the fumes they are riding off of…

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There’s something really boring about seeing pics of Tara Reid where her shitty implant isn’t hanging out of her shirt, or her drunken medicated face isn’t melting off her head, in what looks like a “ready to die, this spring break party has gone on 15 years too long”….I mean, has she pulled it together, is she going to take a stab at acting again, is Tara Reid, who I assume is in her 40s now, ready to put down the cocaine and vodka and get conservative to make a few more million dollars to carry her into her retirement, a retirement we already assumed she has been on since she was 27….I mean so many question I don’t need answered, cuz ultimately, who gives a fuck about Tara Reid.

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She does this on purpose….or maybe she is just a 40 year old wreck…living out her self-fulfilling Van Wilder life…of the perpetual mess at the college party…the never ending sloppy drunk falling all over the place with her vagina exposed…something she never had to grow out of…because it became the only thing she got paid to do….

There was a time when all her low quality acting brought hope of a lasting career for her…you know before the fake tits and wet t-shirt contests she was robbed of as a college drop out who was focused on her acting career….something she’s made up for…and the reality is…I find the whole thing pretty erotic…Never give up, don’t stop this feeling, keep going….#YOLO and really she hasn’t got much options…

I love trainwrecks….they are easier to seduce.

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I wish every day was Tara Reid day…..she is everything right with party sluts who are persistent and never fucking quit….who hit 40 with glory….all graceful and shit….I am so into this right now…she’s incredible.

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