It turns out that I wish my face was Taylor Swift’s bike seat…which I guess Karlie Kloss and Calvin Harris’ faces are……because you know this orgasm hungry boss lady who makes a lot of fucking money and controls her empire…is all about riding facess like they were bike seats…and apparently is also into riding bike seats like they are bike seats…all reminding me of that summer I had a bike seat fetish..on those hot days…sniffing communal bike seats all the girls who weren’t wearing panties under their skirts…rubbing up against it…because no one ever things of the weirdo who takes that communal bike into the basement of his house to jerk off when they are riding it…and I guess that’s what excited me…but not nearly as much as Taylor Swift…

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Apparently Taylor Swift posted this picture on 420…of her tits being squeezed for a fan selfie…I just checked her instagram to see if it was still up…and it isn’t…making me unsure of where it is from, what it is for…or if this is just a doctored picture of Taylor Swift..who is pretty much the most powerful earner in the music industry right now…

Or maybe she actually has really round and amazing tits…I mean…it would explain why so many dudes burn through her…by pretending to date her…only to fuck her and leave her when they are done with her…unless she’s the non-committal one, and that fake relationships is all designed to take away from her being a slut, while feeding into her broken hearted storyline that makes her hit songs..

Either way…nothing is authetic…and based on the shape of her cleavage…that goes for her tits too..

Here’s her cute cat video….

Living With Meerkats – a documentary

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Apr 20, 2015 at 5:53pm PDT

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Taylor Swift swift just insured her legs for 40 million dollars, because she does have great legs…then her cat attacked her legs, because even her cat thinks she’s full of shit….Here is her cat scratch…

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 14, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT

Then she put a bandaid on, with a little PUN because she’s the smartest girl in the fucking world, that’s why she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year and over 1,000,000 people liked a picture of her fucking bandaid…because she’s Taylor fucking swif.t..Here is the bandage for you perverts into injured and bandaged girls….

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2015 at 10:01am PDT

I am just fascinated by the way she walks…head forward, all gangly like some kind of cartoon character…and I could stare at this GIF all day, if I didn’t have better things to do…like fixate at my broken dreams that I am reminded of after making a GIF of Taylor Swift walking…until I ma too drunk to remember my fucking name…

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I know a scared and running Taylor Swift is porn to all of you freaks…

Her and her 40 million dollar legs on some desolate trail in Malibu on a hike with some friends…only to be encountered by the Califonaia native predator….who is actually not froM California, but some shade of either Mexican or Armenian brown….paparazzi bear…

Because you can only cum when you smell fear…freak..and all you’re hoping is for her clumsy, awkard self to trip and sprain her ankle so you can move in…

It’s the only way you can get laid, I get it…

That said, I wouldn’t doubt that the paparazzi were called by Taylor Swift, all these things seem like an inside job. My friend was at lunch next to Kendall Jenner yesterday and no one gave a fuck, there was no paparazzi, because the paparazzi weren’t called to get the pic…the only people in Hollywood who care about celebs is other celebs…

It is a insular, cess pool of “who is more relevant or cool and making the most money”…fucking idiots…And for some strange reason, Taylor Swift is top of the charts now…so here she is in what you probably like better than a sex tape…freak.

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Taylor Swift isn’t as terrible of a person as I want her to be. She’s just so good at maintaining her public image for the sake of Album sales, that she never gets caught straying off course, and if she does, she’s points fingers, blames dudes, does what ever she can to stay squeaky clean…and I kind of like the lie that is going on with her, because I know that nothing is what it seems…and that any young girl…with a ton of money hanging out with all these little coke head models….in luxury settings…is being bad as fuck…

I just like these pics…all conservative with an evil smile…looking down at us like we’re all idiots and that she’s fucking won…because she pretty much have…

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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are very very popular….so it only makes sense that they would hang out together…I mean I am just surprised they don’t have every other it-girl they hang out with in this picture. You know the Jenners, Cara Delevingne, some Victoria’s Secret models, Bieber and whoever the fuck else makes up the new generation of Hollywood and entertainment…

I know in my core that these people are all a bunch of sluts, whoring their way through life and making lots of money for lots of people so that their team products everything about them…illuminati…

They drink, they fuck, they do drugs…they are rich as fuck, what do you expect…and I guess we hope that they turn to fucking each other for cheap thrils…at least when posing in pics like that..because it makes the whole storyline way more fun….

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I saw this yesterday and I would say that I am still trying to make sense of it, but I am really not, I don’t ever care what Taylor Swift or really anyone, including myself is really up to…it’s all just wasting time before our impending death..

I do however care when her songs come on the radio and I want to kill myself or at least hope for impending death for myself, and Taylor Swift, and even all of mankind comes swooping in at that very moment.

I do not ever care about her storyline that sucked people in, but I guess every once in a while, I will look at her ass and thigh gap thanks to little shorts…and even wonder…why she’s doing the fucking moonwalk in a video for the paparazzi, in efforts to ruin their shot, while giving them their shot…it’s crazy…but not really, more lame, not funny, and worth pointing at and laughing at, hoping she’ll eventually crack, break character and lose her wholesome shit in public…destroying everything her parents created with her…

But at least she’s got a thigh gap…

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Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right…

My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA…

If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies..

Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic…

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Taylor Swift is such a slut…she can’t keep her mouth of anything…

I wonder if she’s the kind of slut who will fuck anyone, but won’t give them head…or if she’s the kind of slut who will give anyone head, but not fuck them…you know to keep her kill count down.

I just know she has been able to mask her rich, entitled, slutty ways into a storyline people actually buy into. Poor Taylor Swift, all she wants is love with these “It-Dudes”…who roll through tons of girls…but they keep breaking her heart…leaving her to fend for herself and write love songs people can relate to about the whole thing….

I say if any girl goes through that many boyfriends, either she’s a slut who likes fucking different cock, or she’s crazy and scares people off…either way, she’s not some innocent bystander getting fucked over…even if she tells us she is in a catchy and marketable way…

So Here she is kissing everything, as horny girls do…

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Taylor Swift was at an event that a bunch of other idiots were at…including but not limited to Lindsay Lohan….who as far as I’m concerned is the single most important person in the world, the world just doesn’t realize it or care as much as they should…they pretty much gave up on her and bring her up in passing…but don’t believe in the exceptional human being that she is and that her tits represent…but in Lindsay Lohan’s defense…these are the same people who made a lot of shitty people….including Lindsay Lohan famous…so who cares about them…

That said, Rosie Hungtington Whitely was also there…and she was amazing…

But the show stopper, only because she’s tall, an aspiring model, and pretty much the hottest thing in Entertainment, thanks to polarizing her slutty bi-sexuality and sexual deviance that comes with having so much fucking money…into a likeable character people want to believe exists…wholesome and full of heartbreak…when we all know bitches who can’t keep a man are either fucking other men, or batshit crazy…but for the sake of feel good feelings when wanting to believe in bullshit songs…no one wants to dig beneath the surface…

So here is some of her cleavage….or probably all her cleavage…her tits aren’t that big…I’m surprised there’s no nipple popping out…but not really because she has a team to maintain that image for her….but seriously, this is maximizing tit.

Here are some pics of Taylor and her BFF Cara Delevigne – Just Because Cara also showed tit…and we like tit….via instagram

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