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2014

15

Dec

Taylor Swift’s 2013 Bikini Pic of the Day

Apparently, this is a bikini picture of Taylor Swift from 2013 that is going viral because Taylor Swift is a huge fucking deal, probably the biggest deal in the entertainment industry right now, but also because she normally wears weird high waisted bathing suits, that I just assumed she wore because she liked the way it rode up her vagina…seeing as she’s one of these sex addicts who goes through men and women alike…but I guess she was rumored to have a weird Belly Button, or scars from where they removed her conjoined twin that powers her inhuman-like talent, energy and marketing scam that has created her….but based on this #TBT….things seem to be perfectly fine…

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2014

05

Dec

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Making Out of the DAy

I’ve been calling Taylor Swift a lesbian for the Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss for a long time, way before they decided to move in together, even though they both make enough money to not have roommates. I figure Taylor Swift has a dark and dirty side…filled with lots of fucking sex, that she pretends is relationships, because it is good for business, and business is something good she’s got going on…she is the most important person ever..

Now I can’t tell if this is actually a kiss…but it’s enough proof for me…because I choose to believe this storyline to cross into a new market…

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2014

03

Dec

Taylor Swift in a See Through Dress for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Taylor Swift is really coming together nicely. From skinny legs to see through dresses with what look like nipple tassels up on some Vegas show girl, because essentially that’s what she is, even though they marketed her as a girl who just had too much love to give, instead of the girl who had too much love deep inside her…and who the fuck cares…the real issue is why the fuck am I talking about Taylor Swift…oh right…nipples…


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2014

03

Dec

Taylor Swift Polaroids of the Day

Everyone is excited about the biggest thing in Show Business, who crosses all borders and boundaries, who touches all people, and demographics, especially men and Victoria’s Secret models and here are some polaroids of her to remind you of the early days of sexting…before phones, when you had to leave dick pics in your neighbor’s mailbox anonymously to show them that you like her…and I guess they are kind of hot enough to remind us all the Taylor Swift, is a total slut..at least to me…and I am a fan .even if she’s marketed as a victim…because I love victims and clearly her team are geniuses..because I should have no interest in anything Taylor Swift – pretty much ever…

I think Ariana Grande is in the pics…because Frenemies…

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2014

02

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Aspiring Model Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift may be the fucking worst, at least based on knowing the lyrics to her song without actively listening to her songs alone…but she’s also this girl who is so well marketed, that she can do no wrong, even when she has 12 boyfriends a month, we can assume she has sex with, before going lesbians and collecting Victoria’s Secret models by letting them move in with her, who comply because gold digging doesn’t just work on rich old men…just ask Ellen…

That said, in the past year of being “friends” with a Victoria’s Secret model, I guess she’s realized she’s achieved so much based on her bank account alone, that another hit album is fine, but easy, she just pulled it off again a week ago, but the one thing she hasn’t even been is an official model…she’s tall enough, has the legs…in fact has amazing legs that redeem all the weird awkwardness about her…but like every girl…what she really wants is to just be a Victoria’s Secret model, which is probably why she’ll be in Lingerie tonight for their infomerical filming while she sings her love songs to the girls she either fucks, or wants to fuck…but that we’ll never know about…because they have to work a PR spin on it…either way…legs…good…

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2014

27

Nov

Taylor Swift for ASOS Magazine of the Day

I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god…

I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it.

I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her….

I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses…

Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…

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2014

14

Nov

Taylor Swift and her Leather Skirt of the Day

I feel like I am being brain washed by the Taylor Swift campaigns her team has been putting on for the last bunch of years, because for some reason I am actually look at her like she’s a sexual object, the way I am supposed to look at her, despite Diplo saying she has no ass, because she’s still got legs and a vagina and that’s good enough for me…

I don’t know if I like that she’s mind fucked the world…or if I just like her legs…or maybe I just like that she lets dudes plow through her…

I just know I like it and that’s all I need to know..

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2014

11

Nov

Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Taylor Swift is whoring proper. A perfectly sculpted strategy in terms of media, release dates, publicity stunts…all those boyfriends or fake boyfriends helped her become an absolute star with how her dad spun it for the press…and now she’s the biggest fucking thing in entertainment…and this is her on a magazine cover….weird…

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2014

10

Nov

Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Sponsored by American Express of the Day

I think there is a lingerie shot of Taylor Swift in this video, but I can’t be too sure because I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift, I just saw the corporate funding, and that American Express paid for her music video, like serious product placement, even though she made 100,000,000 dollars the last month. She just whores herself out with multiple men, as well as brands and companies, and is making serious fucking bank – and the whole world just accepts it….buys into it…listens to her whore music…

I guess make money when you can, but there comes a point where it is just fucking ridiculous…she is at that point. Whoever is behind her empire is a genius when it comes to monetizing, marketing, and rallying the world on her side….

She’s the fucking worst…now watch her throw a tantrum…

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2014

06

Nov

Taylor Swift Car Selfie of the Day

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Taylor Swift and her team, that I assume involve her money grubbing parents – are pretty excited that she sold 1.5 million records, which I guess is totally unheard of in the music business now, because no one buys records…..but the fact is that her machine and the people she has campaigning for her have mastered the media. They figured out how to launch to the country market, how to penetrate the pop market, and it turns out it was all by her being penetrated by random relationships the world can all relate to….She’s this crossover star that touches all markets…while all kinds of men touch her…and now she’s teaching the kids how to car selfie…and hopefully crash because you’re a fucking Taylor Swift fan and must die…even though I know you know all the words to Shake It Off thanks to brainwashing…

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