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2015

20

Feb

Taylor Swift with Nicki Minaj Lyric GIFS of the Day

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I don’t trust the authenticity of Taylor Swift, mainly because she’s a huge Hollywood celebrity. Her organization is just too big and profitable, for anything she does to really be anything more than a marketing campaign to make her sell more albums..and they decided to take “teen angst”…”unlucky in love”…because it was a good cross-over for the bible belt to relate to, for parents to buy records for their kids, and all that other good stuff that comes with not openly admitting you have anal sex on the first date with a hollywood star, because you’re so rich and famous, all that can make you cum is your ass..

So seeing her set to Nicki Minaj, also not authentic, but more sleazy in her approach lyrics….is a good gag, if you’re into stupid shit like memes…

I’m only posting this because I got nothing else to post….seriously, desperate times….this is so stupid.

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2015

13

Feb

Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it.

I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it.

Here are the pics…

Here she is in a new music video….

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2015

30

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Wet Bikini of the Day

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Taylor swift posted a picture of her in a bikini 7 days ago, that I was pretty quick to post thanks to being addicted to sitting on my couch with no tv and nothing better to do than to document Taylor Swift and her bikini on the weekend….

Well…apparently the paparazzi pics were finally sold off, the exclusive term of the sale is up, and people are picking them up…excited to see her in a bikini, showing the belly button for the first time, and a perfect way to promote the band she is promoting that we can assume she owns…

Good times.

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2015

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Mound of the Day

Taylor Swift wears 1950s style bathing suits, it’s one of her trademarks, she even sings about them, because she’s a self involved narcissistic cunt that was created by you, every last one of you, who buys into her bullshit….even though SHE WORE A BIKINI THE OTHER DAY

The nice thing about one-piece bathing suits, is not that they may make asses look fucking weird,

It’s that when you’re long torso like Taylor Swift, shit jacks up in your pussy so hard, you’re forced to show the world your massive pubic bone mound, something that is erotic to some of us who like cumming on skinny girl mound…but scary to others who see nothing but a mini muff gut…

Either way, you can see it from a distance…and I guess these are the trials and tribulations of being skinny…and this whole thing has been fascinating enough for me to want to kill myself.


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2015

24

Jan

Taylor Swift Bikini Picture of the Day

The general public, although basic, half retarded and eager to consume even all the low quality content thrown their way, proven by what is “popular”…love to talk about Taylor Swift’s botched belly button, or possible muff gut, or scar from where she had her conjoined twin that gives her all her powers removed, now that she has all this fame and fortune and doesn’t need it anymore…they’ve broke free….because she always wears high waisted bathing suits….even when they are Two pieces…

Well…today…or yesterday she was out with bitches in some band she probably owns and she posted a bikini picture…and not only does she have a belly button, no birth defect or scar, but he’s also got a pretty rockin’ body…

So overrated shit that manipulated or not…she looks good in a bikini…and that’s more that we can say about most girls…

No wonder all these famous dudes line up to run train on her…

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2015

19

Jan

Taylor Swift and Martha Hunt and Gigi Hadid and Other Models are New Lesbians of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years.

So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance…

It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing..

So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind…

TO SEE PICS OF TAYLORE LEGS WITH SOME HIPSTER GROUPIES CLICK HERE

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2015

14

Jan

Lorde and Taylor Swift Lesbian Hike of the Day

I think it is safe to assume that Taylor Swift is only hanging out with Lorde for the same reason any girl hangs with a fat chick…to make her look like the hot one…or it could be some strategic play…keeping your enemies closer, so that the vapid media who care about this bullshit, like who is hanging out with who, in their obnoxious, privileged, rich kid “celebrity pop star” lives…or maybe Taylor Swift created Lorded and gets a percentage of the backend…who really fucking knows…I just assume they aren’t real friends, but it makes a cute media story…because there’s nothing more important going on in the fucking world…


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2015

02

Jan

Taylor Swift New Year’s Eve Slip of the Day

There are a few things that I know about Taylor Swift.

That her and her team are master manipulators, who have been able to polarize her slutty behavior with both guys and girls as hopeless romance looking for love. They have managed to hide her cunty spoiled brat rich kid attitude, and she hasn’t slipped up. They also launched her in country music, turned her into pop and now she’s a huge fucking star…AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….that she’s a goofy fucking skinny giraffe looking human…who looks clumsy as fuck…so seeing her fall on New Years is cute…not because a fallen down girl is an easy girl to be a predator with…you sick fuck…but because seeing people fall is funny.

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2014

23

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Legs and a Beard of the Day

Taylor Swift was seen on what could be a date because I guess her marketing team don’t like the lesbian rumors, even though all girls are lesbians it is a trend, pussy eating is acceptable, even popstars do it…

I just think she’s so fucking calculated, that’s why she’s masterminded the world into feeling sorry for her, relating to her, and she’s been able to be pop, country, and whatever in between…selling albums to people of all ages…when it all lacks authenticity…but America doesn’t care about Authenticity…

I also think she’s so fucking rich, famous, powerful in her own celebrity, that she can control everyone around her, from men to models she makes her personal barbie dolls, to people on TV she wants to have spend time with her….

There is evil that comes with Taylor swift…I don’t know what it is…because I don’t care enough to really dig into it…but I do know one thing that’s for sure…she’s got awesome legs…and as annoying or calculated and contrived she is…they can’t take those away from her, unless of course she’s in a horrible accident or something…

Either way – here’s to boyfriend rumors…

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2014

17

Dec

Taylor Swift Birthday with Selena Gomez of the Day

Here’s a hilarious Christmas spirit picture from what I assume is Taylor Swift’s birthday – because everyday is her fucking birthday – she’s got the best fucking scam ever going….and the highlight isn’t really her midriff hidden belly button, but rather her FRENEMY Selena Gomez looking on…in what you know is jealousy, hate, strategic movement, but I guess all girls hate their best friends, even when it’s not for publicity or business relationships, seriously, girls always talk shit about their girls…so there’s nothing to see here, but still jokes to me…but not as big of a joke as me writing about this..

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