I couldn’t find anything decent to post tonight because I don’t have all the amazing sources other bloggers have and I have no idea what pictures are new or old. I have a problem keeping up. I came across these Beckham pics and the skirt looked familiar, not cuz I am gay, but cuz I remember random things like bitches in quilts or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it turns out that I was right…I went through my archives and found THIS . I am an investigative reporter and this post is the proof…

Valentines day was a bust, I ditched my wife because she was giving me a headache, ended up wandering the streets smoking my cigar that broke in half in my pocket, and some random hippie looking motherfucker invited me into watch his play. I don’t do plays but this shit was about lesbians and I had nothing better to do. Once in there, I realized that it wasn’t about lesbians but about a girl in a thong and a dude dressed like a chick. Judging by the Audience – lesbians thought they were in for the same kind of lesbianism I did. It was all romantic and shit with fat chicks holding hands and snuggling and shit and all I could think about is what a lesbian says to another lesbian in the bedroom…do they say shit like “FUCK ME HARDER” or “STICK IT IN MY ASS” or is that just a dude on chick thing. I guess I’ll never know…..

Now look at Beckham’s tits…..There is no way these aren’t old…and they are probably in my archives…oops…

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I started up the stepLINKS on the side of the site. It was supposed to be like a CollegeHumor link dump, but it looks like it’s advertising. I figured that that meant no one would click the links, and what the fuck is the post of posting links if none of you assholes click them. The goal is that eventually that shit will be the stepLINKS but until i see you clicking, I am going to keep up the regular stepLINKS. I am pretty tired, I think I am running off 7 hours of sleep for 2 days. That’s why the site is sucking dick, nothing you aren’t used to, especially on Valentines Day….

That’s just the kind of guy I am…and here are those links for today…

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I don’t speak german so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I was skeptical about posting it because she’s dead and seeing a video of a dead chick naked in the bath fucks with a lot of peoples’ head, but since it aired on German TV and It’s at least a week old, I figure I am not so bad in doing it…That’s how I sleep easy at night.

Speaking of doing it…I got someone to help me set up my stepLINKS link dump on the right side of the page and when you click a link the fucking thing opens up within the stepLINKS window instead of in a new window, which seems really appropriate for this site because let’s face it, I have one of the ugliest sites on the internet. I am okay with ugly. If you saw the apartment I lived in, the woman I married and the girls I’ve banged in my sexual past, you’d realize that my whole life’s been pretty fucking ugly.

I have no idea when it will be fixed, so just ignore those links now, pretend they aren’t there, kinda how your family deals with you…..Happy Valentines Day ….

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I don’t speak german so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I was skeptical about posting it because she’s dead and seeing a video of a dead chick naked in the bath fucks with a lot of peoples’ head, but since it aired on German TV and It’s at least a week old, I figure I am not so bad in doing it…That’s how I sleep easy at night.

Speaking of doing it…I got someone to help me set up my stepLINKS link dump on the right side of the page and when you click a link the fucking thing opens up within the stepLINKS window instead of in a new window, which seems really appropriate for this site because let’s face it, I have one of the ugliest sites on the internet. I am okay with ugly. If you saw the apartment I lived in, the woman I married and the girls I’ve banged in my sexual past, you’d realize that my whole life’s been pretty fucking ugly.

I have no idea when it will be fixed, so just ignore those links now, pretend they aren’t there, kinda how your family deals with you…..Happy Valentines Day ….

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Here are some Mischa Barton pumping gas and looking like she’s cut out for the job because she looks busted up like last week’s kitchen garbage…

I went to the Gas Station to buy some cheap cigars tonight and motherfuckers wouldn’t let me in. They told me that they changed their store policy and that I had to order my shit through a stupid slot in the window. When I told him I needed a cigar he said he couldn’t sell tobacco through is gay fucking window. I have no car and limited cigar options at 3 am, so I did what any person with no dignity would do and pissed on the locked door to get in. I have no cigars, I am addiced and I may just role up some butts I found in the garbage. I never said I was classy.

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Here are some Mischa Barton pumping gas and looking like she’s cut out for the job because she looks busted up like last week’s kitchen garbage…

I went to the Gas Station to buy some cheap cigars tonight and motherfuckers wouldn’t let me in. They told me that they changed their store policy and that I had to order my shit through a stupid slot in the window. When I told him I needed a cigar he said he couldn’t sell tobacco through is gay fucking window. I have no car and limited cigar options at 3 am, so I did what any person with no dignity would do and pissed on the locked door to get in. I have no cigars, I am addiced and I may just role up some butts I found in the garbage. I never said I was classy.

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Here are some pictures of of Fergie dancing around in what seems to be a sheer lookin’ skirt. The reason it seems to be a sheer looking skirt is because I can see her panties. I think Fergie is not a tranny, but a girl with a pretty fucking fit body and a passion for dance, something I like in a girl….

I definitely have a love for the classically trained dancer. The girl who went through ballet and Jazz ballet and anything involving leotards for the first 15 years of her life. The girl who gained a little weight at 16 and got some tits at 17 and was rejected from a reputable dance school because she was too top heavy, but who did get accepted an the mid-range school because the department was hungry for hippies who like performing and who are willing to pay tuition….the same tuition that takes that classically trained dancer and drives her into debt, the same debt that drives that big breasted dancer to try to get a job anywhere she can using her dancing skills, because let’s face it it’s all she’s got going for her….the same dancing skills she end up using on me in a booth for 10 dollars a song because when you’re built to strip and trained to dance, there’s really only one career option…..I have a love for classically trained dancers who are desperate for cash, end up stripping and make my $3 cover charge make me feel like I am at an off-broadway show. To those who think stripclubs aren’t cultural experiences – fuck yourself…..

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These are some pics of Adiana Lima for Pirelli, I don’t know when they are from because I am not good with dates, but this girl is amazing and that whole virgin thing has got to be a lie, no pussy this good goes untouched….unlike your virginity, which is pretty well-founded, meaning that it doesn’t take a science experiment to figure out why you are so depressing.

Since it’s Valentines Day and you are all alone and I’d say that’s ok but it’s pretty fucking sad. You have options. You can either go to a bar a pick up the lonely and depressed sluts who are begging to get fucked cuz Valentine’s Day affects girls more than guys, but they probably wouldn’t go for you. You could always go out to the local flower shop and pick up the girl you work with who you have been jerking off to for the last 6 months some roses and profess your love, but you don’t have a job. You could tell your neighbor that you want her to be your Valentine, but she’s 12 years old and will tell your dad….you could hire a hooker but your mom will ask questions why some slut in thigh high vinyl is knocking at the door at 1 am, or you could just tell yourself that Valentine’s Day is for losers and that it is a Hallmark holiday that you want nothing to do with, because pretending you don’t care sometimes allows you to forget that you really do care. That’s just my advice, but what do I know.

Here is a Bonus Video of Anouk Lepere’s Sexy Photoshoot Video because she’s fucking hot. I assume is from France with a name like Anouk Lepere. I have no idea why it’s on my computer, when it was shot or any of the details but since it’s Valentine’s Day, I decided to post it to remind you that your fantasy girlfriend, the one you lie to your mom about having so she doesn’t think you’re a loser, doesn’t look this good.

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So the new Sports Illustrated his newstands today and Beyonce is rumored to be on the cover. I found this shit on a message board and don’t care either way whether it’s legit or not, I do know I’d rather see a swimsuit model instead of her dumpy ass.

I felt like I had to do something Romantic for my wife tonight and not having money makes it hard. What makes it even harder is that if I do something nice for my wife she will get horny and try to fuck me, and the thought of that scares me. She is the size of 2 grown men. I have also made myself unable to get hard so that I don’t have to bang her and it’s taken me 3 years to perfect. At first I used to think about the stains in her underwear, whenever I’d get turned on and then I’d watch porn over and over until anything sexy became ordinary so that nothing could get me off. I am so good at this impotency thing that I don’t remember my last hard on, so it’s better to not give my wife any ideas or get my parts working again because I will end up a rape victim.

I am not a full asshole though, I know she’s a romantic, or at least that she wants romance in her useless fat life and that doing something nice will get her off my back about getting a job, so I googled “Love Poems” and wrote one out and put it in her box of donuts. I don’t know what her reaction will be when she hits that box tomorrow morning, but I can only assume she’ll end up eating it and never knowing it happened. At least I tried….and the love poem was a better idea that the baked beans I was going to make her for dinner like we were brokeback mountain…..

This is a shitty post, you better feel the love, especially since you are my valentine, homo….

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It’s Valentines Day tomorrow. I wanted to do a stepfather’s guide to Valentines Day. I was going to actually write an article about how to mistreat your woman and date rape bitches you convince to go on a date with or even how to seduce the fat chicks in the club who are only out on Valentines Day to get fucked because they hate themselves and feel so lonely. Instead, I drank a six pack in a pair of jogging pants and topless, sweating cuz I think I have a hormonal imbalance or some shit, but that’s not the point, the point is that my Valentines Day Guide would have changed your life and I really fucked up.

I know that you don’t really have a valentines day date, so I’ll be seeing you on here tomorrow….it’s okay that you’re a loser, it’s good for traffic. Cuddles.

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