Here’s Heather Graham’s Lesbian kiss that’s been getting media coverage…I am probably a month late on this shit, but I am posting it anyway….

I used to love when girls made out. It was back int he 90’s when you never saw that shit. Getting two drunk girls to go at each other like they were sex starved sluts was an accomplishment. I remember when I had one of my first apartments and organized some drug party where we all got together and got hight and these two lipstick lesbians showed up. I couldn’t understand how 2 incredibly hot girls could be against dick because up until that point I had met two dykes, one was a postal worker and the other a gym teacher and bitches looked like they had bigger dicks than me and I was too scared to tell them that because they would have beat me up. Anyway, these bitches in tight jeans and body-suits, which were what all the girls wore, show up, we all start doing whatever dirty street drugs we were doing and they start making out. I was blown the fuck away. 2002 roles around and everywhere I look frat boys are getting the cheerleading squad to shove their tongues up in each other and I thought that I was in heaven, it was a Christmas fucking miracle all year round….Now we’re in 2007 and all things gay bore the fuck out of me. Everyone’s a fucking queer, every girl has made out with their best friends and I still haven’t landed a threesome. Now that my dick’s broken, I probably never will and I feel like the dude who was there when it all started but never got to take advantage. Another example of me sucking at life. Cuddles…

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Here’s Heather Graham’s Lesbian kiss that’s been getting media coverage…I am probably a month late on this shit, but I am posting it anyway….

I used to love when girls made out. It was back int he 90’s when you never saw that shit. Getting two drunk girls to go at each other like they were sex starved sluts was an accomplishment. I remember when I had one of my first apartments and organized some drug party where we all got together and got hight and these two lipstick lesbians showed up. I couldn’t understand how 2 incredibly hot girls could be against dick because up until that point I had met two dykes, one was a postal worker and the other a gym teacher and bitches looked like they had bigger dicks than me and I was too scared to tell them that because they would have beat me up. Anyway, these bitches in tight jeans and body-suits, which were what all the girls wore, show up, we all start doing whatever dirty street drugs we were doing and they start making out. I was blown the fuck away. 2002 roles around and everywhere I look frat boys are getting the cheerleading squad to shove their tongues up in each other and I thought that I was in heaven, it was a Christmas fucking miracle all year round….Now we’re in 2007 and all things gay bore the fuck out of me. Everyone’s a fucking queer, every girl has made out with their best friends and I still haven’t landed a threesome. Now that my dick’s broken, I probably never will and I feel like the dude who was there when it all started but never got to take advantage. Another example of me sucking at life. Cuddles…

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I spent the day setting up that new bookmark button on the bottom of the post. Admit it’s fucking sexy and that you’ll never use it Admit that learning how to put that in myself was worth the hours it took me to do…Admit that it was a huge waste of time and admit that I probably fucked something up and at midnight my whole site will crash…

I probably would have posted more today if I found stuff worth posting, everything I did find is here in the stepLINKS. I’m organized like that…..I was going to do a throwback Abi Titmuss in a Bikini on a boat post, because she claims to read the site while promoting Kim Kardashian’s golden shower scene, and I know she’s bullshit, but I didn’t bother….

No one picked up my Splash News story. I thought I’d end up on Access Hollywood. I should probably throw that dream out the window….Speaking of dreams, I got myself a muffin today, I have been craving one for months but could never afford one, then I went into the local bakery and he had some that were 2 days past the expiration date and he gave them to me for free. It’s a fucking christmas miracle in February….Here are the links….

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Kim Kardashian, better known as Paris Hilton’s hefty sidekick has a sex tape coming out, in the event you never read this site, and this is a preview of her cunt that you will soon be seeing getting suffed hard….

I never get bored of brown girls who show off their boxes. In fact, I never get bored of any girl who shows off her box. I am easy like that. So if you are a girl, take not on that simple fact and send in pics of your box no matter how pretty it is or how mangled it is, I don’t discriminate because I have no standards. This site may be repetitive but it’s always new to me…

Here are some Kardashian pictures from the weekend:

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Kim Kardashian, better known as Paris Hilton’s hefty sidekick has a sex tape coming out, in the event you never read this site, and this is a preview of her cunt that you will soon be seeing getting suffed hard….

I never get bored of brown girls who show off their boxes. In fact, I never get bored of any girl who shows off her box. I am easy like that. So if you are a girl, take not on that simple fact and send in pics of your box no matter how pretty it is or how mangled it is, I don’t discriminate because I have no standards. This site may be repetitive but it’s always new to me…

Here are some Kardashian pictures from the weekend:

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Here are some pics of Hayden Panettiere in some random outfits from a movie that probably should have left them on the cutting room floor because she’s almost half naked in them and she isn’t even 18. I don’t even know when these hit the net, cuz the movie is from 2006 so this isn’t news breaking or anything, which is usually he case cuz I suck at life.

There was a huge kiddy porn ring busted in Canada and I got a call from an old friend asking me if I was implicated in some way or another. I kinda freaked out on him, cuz I don’t do kiddy porn and do my best not to post underage chicks on the site, but sometimes I just can’t help it. This is one of those times.

I also got an email after the last Panettiere post saying that posting someone underage on a site that shows sexual content is against the law even if the pics of the underage girls are fully clothed.

I never considered myself a porn site, I do social commentary and sometimes that includes naked pics of people and sex tapes. My site may be banned in every office and school in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia, I don’t know about Africa, cuz they are too busy dealing with the AIDS crisis to deal with my shitty celebrity blog…but anyway I am posting these pictures anyway, because in my mind, these aren’t sexual or inappropriate and if they are, the real criminal is the person who shot this scene of Hayden in spandex bootyshorts and not me for showing them to you.

That said, don’t jerk off to them and f for any reason I do get wrongfully arrested for kiddy porn, I will be pretty fucking pissed off and blame you. Cuddles…

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Here are some pics of Hayden Panettiere in some random outfits from a movie that probably should have left them on the cutting room floor because she’s almost half naked in them and she isn’t even 18. I don’t even know when these hit the net, cuz the movie is from 2006 so this isn’t news breaking or anything, which is usually he case cuz I suck at life.

There was a huge kiddy porn ring busted in Canada and I got a call from an old friend asking me if I was implicated in some way or another. I kinda freaked out on him, cuz I don’t do kiddy porn and do my best not to post underage chicks on the site, but sometimes I just can’t help it. This is one of those times.

I also got an email after the last Panettiere post saying that posting someone underage on a site that shows sexual content is against the law even if the pics of the underage girls are fully clothed.

I never considered myself a porn site, I do social commentary and sometimes that includes naked pics of people and sex tapes. My site may be banned in every office and school in North America, Europe, Asia and Australia, I don’t know about Africa, cuz they are too busy dealing with the AIDS crisis to deal with my shitty celebrity blog…but anyway I am posting these pictures anyway, because in my mind, these aren’t sexual or inappropriate and if they are, the real criminal is the person who shot this scene of Hayden in spandex bootyshorts and not me for showing them to you.

That said, don’t jerk off to them and f for any reason I do get wrongfully arrested for kiddy porn, I will be pretty fucking pissed off and blame you. Cuddles…

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I watched parts of the Grammy’s because it was on my one TV channel and thought it sucked. Everyone asked me if I was going to live-blog it, but I don’t think I should live-blog anymore, admitting that I have a blog is embarrassing enough as is, so doing a traditional blogger post would just be admitting that I am a blogger and I don’t think I can accept that right now.

I guess Shakira has the same issue, because bitch would make an amazing stripper and here she is wasting her talent at award shows, dropping records and making music videos. I watched this clip at least 10 times and can’t help but think what a waste she is for not following her true calling of letting me touch her tits for 10 dollars a song.

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I watched parts of the Grammy’s because it was on my one TV channel and thought it sucked. Everyone asked me if I was going to live-blog it, but I don’t think I should live-blog anymore, admitting that I have a blog is embarrassing enough as is, so doing a traditional blogger post would just be admitting that I am a blogger and I don’t think I can accept that right now.

I guess Shakira has the same issue, because bitch would make an amazing stripper and here she is wasting her talent at award shows, dropping records and making music videos. I watched this clip at least 10 times and can’t help but think what a waste she is for not following her true calling of letting me touch her tits for 10 dollars a song.

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Here is one picture of Jennifer Aniston nude in the break-up. I read that there would be a few full nude shots hitting the internet this week from the movie. Hot tits baby…

It’s sunday and I haven’t been on the computer for a couple of days. I was invited to go to some sex trade show that ended up being set up for old trashy married people, the kind of married people where the wife was an ex stripper with her short dyed red hair and her relatively tight ass considering she’s about 5 and the husband was either a biker or a construction worker who thinks he’s a biker with a solid beer belly and leather vest. I walked from dildo vendor to dildo vendor until I saw chaos at the stage. I sat near the back but my lawyer insisted I move closer….We got to the second row only to find out that it was a cheap knock off of the Chip and Dales….I was willing to stay and watch because the dancing was uncoordinated and the 50 year old ex strippers with the tight asses and the gunts were lovin’ it, making it a good time or everyone, but my lawyer thought it was pretty fucking gay…so we left. That’s it for a sunday post.

UPDATE – I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST AND HAVE NO MONEY TO FIGHT BIG MEAN CORPORATIONS WHO SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT THIS SHIT MOVIE IS FINALLY GETTING SOME MEDIA ATTENTION, THE ANISTON – VAUGHN RELATIONSHIP ATTEMPT DIDN’T WORK SO WELL FOR THEM AND WHEN IT DOUBT THROW TITS INTO ANYTHING AND IT IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER….

UNIVERSAL PICTURES OFFICIALLY KNOWS ME NOW….STEP ONE TO GETTING A MOVIE DEAL….

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