I went to my neighbor’s house to watch the Anna Nicole Smith coverage, I am not really happy with the way it’s being done. They are showing clips of her drunk and talking about how she embarrassed herself over and over again. She’s dead, why bother draggin her through the mud now. I am interested in knowing what happened just as much as the rest of the world, but talking about how fucked up her life was is pretty fucking useless at this point. My initial thought was that her “husband” and lawyer was behind her death, maybe he reached his limit with dealing with her shit and saw it as a meal ticket, but everyone I ask seem to think that theory is insane. I guess the mix of trimspa, anti-depressants and the other shit she’s put herself through over the years could also have destroyed her heart but it doesn’t really matter, she’s dead and people do die.

Part of me wants to take advantage of the situation and post nude pics and videos from her career, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I refuse to talk shit about someone who has died especially when they were as harmless to the world as Anna Nicole Smith….

Here are my links:

Bonus – Video I’ve Seen Before But Never Gets Old…Even Though I think It’s Fake

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I just heard she died. Death Sucks. That’s all I have to say about that…

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Kim Kardashian is out at some fashion show is some purple form fitting dress that is so stretched out because they don’t make it in her size and you’re not complaining. Either am I, Trannies can look hot especially when they have huge tits…..

I was watching a documentary on Hookers in Hawaii a while ago and I was totally into one hooker but she turned out to be a post op tranny. I can bet money that you wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference, and I didn’t realize she was a tranny or that it was a Tranny Documentary until the tranny asks the John what he wants to do to her and the John says “Suck your fucking dick” and he Tranny says “What if I don’t have a dick” and the John says “then fuck your fucking ass” and the Tranny gets in the car and we later find out that she had her full operation in Canada two years earler and that she has a clit that is pink and that was a great cinematic moment in American History…Anyway, Kim Kardashian is that kind of tranny…and here are pics of her in a bra….and for the record there is such thing as too much of a waist to hip ratio….according to me.

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Here are pics of Britney at the grocery store, probably the last place she should be hanging out based on the current state on her fat ass.

Point is, that I may comment on Britney’s ass but I get my share of comments making me a lot like Britney Spears and the idiots writing into me are a lot like me commenting on Britney’s ass. This is an email that I got….It’s a pretty hard read cuz the girl who wrote it is obviously retarded but still funny.

Hello,

Wow..ok. Is that all yu comment on..female innadequacies…figures..and/or the lack thereof?

You seem to be slightly angry..yur comments..and most of what yu emulate..from the short perusal on yur website..there is indeed an inderlying ..resentment and/or anger that permeates… . .

Why else would one spend quite a bit of time critiquing as yu do…

You say yu are overweight.. .

It has been my observation that plp with weight issues tend to project this hatred of themselves unto the world and other people.. . Maybe..let’s say..as yu do..by critiquing… .

Well..I wish yu all the best ..and indeed..i might be extrapolating and assuming alot..and so be it.. .

I wish yu all the best and good luck with all yur current and futur endeavours.

Lorna

Thanks Lorna for your amazing insight….Point is that I may dis these girls, but I’d still fuck all of them, but I have no standards and no working penis, which could be the source of all that anger you read in my posts…..Now look at Britney’s fat ass….

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This bitch is huge. I am talking one step away from fitting in my wife’s panties huge. I’m talking buying two plane tickets to fit in the seat huge. I am talking if this was that movie ALIVE she’d be the one to feed the camp….for 15 years….I can’t believe this thing got in a bikini on Oprah, she should probably have been wearing a rain coat so that we could take her camping and use her as a tent. It’s late I have no more stupid fat person analogies but I had deja vu watching fat man small penis porn the other day. The dude had a burried dick and was trying to titty fuck some heft girl. I felt like I had seen it before then I realized that it was the story of my life 10 years ago when I got laid…True story now laugh at Kirstie Alley cuz it’s fun.

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Mickey Avalon is in Australia and I decided to do a post a day for them because I wish I was on the trip. I have never spoke to him or seen him live but have a feeling that he’s the kind of performer that gets girls to do fucked up things behind/on stage and I am a fan of that. I am not actually all about objectifying women, like most lesbians who read the site thing, but I am a dude and in being a dude, seeing half naked girls makes me happy.

These pics are of some Australian sluts peeing on the site of the road and it’s fucking amazing….

To see the rest of the gallery GO GO

To check out Mickey Avalon’s Amazing Music GO GO

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Nicole Richie is either clinging onto whoever she is with all her life,or chatting on her phone in every picture taken of her. She can never be alone. Maybe she needs the constant reassurance that someone is there for her because her mother abandoned her as a baby. Maybe that’s also why she had a drug problem, went through tons of relationships, emotionally ate herself into a size 16 and then starved herself to 80 lbs…I am not a psychiatrist but I can say that it’s safe to say her “Futuer” sister-in-law looks like she was punched in the face a few times by her Good Charlotte fiance, it’s also safe to say that he is probably only punk rock enough to beat up his wife…If that didn’t come across proper, I am saying he’s not punk rock, he’s a pussy and these are the dull pics…

Bonus – Paris Hilton Always Looks Like She’s Riding a Pony and I don’t Know Why, Maybe She’s Airing Out Her Herpes….

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Remember when you used to jerk off to screepcaps from Titanic. Telling yourself that this chubby big breasted redhead was all you wanted. Looking at her bush pics from that other movie she was in. Telling yourself that she was all you needed until you busted all over your belly, embarrassing your whole family cuz you did it at thanksgiving when you thought everyone was asleep but didn’t realize your squealing woke the family up…..and they were watching you reach climax in shame….

Either way, I think this pic proves a point I’ve been trying to make for a long time….Kate Winslet ain’t nothing but a mom you don’t really want to fuck except for maybe wallet fuck cuz she’s got a pretty decent bank account that could support your lame lifestyle of sitting on the computer all day, over-achiever…….

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There is a shitty video site that I had never heard of but uploaded the clip to anyway that deleted my StepTV Bathtub Clip this is the email I got from them:

Hello

That was an automatic message… which is posted when we disable your video.

It happened because You’ve uploaded video to wrong category, namely You’ve selected to “Upload toSmoothie Contest”, whereas
Your video wasn’t dedicated for it.

Try to be more accurate next time.

Thank You for information and understanding.

Bye

These guys are serious fucking cocksuckers…speaking of cocksucking, I was talking to a girl today who gives her husbands handjobs. Is this a normal thing to do, cuz it’s bringing back memories of grade 5…Bitch probably has a strong arm…

Here are my links…

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Paris’s Armenian bodyguard/sidekick/personal assistant who only dates black dudes because they are the only ones with dicks big enough to get through her thick piece of Armenian ass has a sex tape out. She’s been denying this shit for month’s since it hit the net, but that’s just what people do when they release sex tapes, because it makes it more believable that it’s really “stolen”. This shit is being released by vivid, and the slut is all over the fucking place now, doing magazine covers, trying to be seen. I am not sure what she’s expecting from all this, but let’s hope it’s a career doing BBW porn.

I guess what it all comes down to is that she has daddy issues. He was always working on his career and on the OJ Simpson case when she was growing up, then he died. This is her cry for male attention so let’s try to mend her pain by laughing at how big her saucer sized nipples on her floppy tits are. I guess it could also be a peer pressure thing, everyone she hangs with seems to be a piece of trash with a sex tape. Maybe sex tapes are the new Louis Vuitton purse. This sex tape shit’s just going to get more and more intense over the next year, as people figure out how easy it is to get 100,000,000 eyes on you, until we’re all bored of seeing you fuck. So celebrities without sex tapes better get on it.

This post is weak, but so am I….and so is the fact that she talks exactly like Paris. It kinda scares me lots.

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Kim Kardashian – Superstar

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