Paris’s Armenian bodyguard/sidekick/personal assistant who only dates black dudes because they are the only ones with dicks big enough to get through her thick piece of Armenian ass has a sex tape out. She’s been denying this shit for month’s since it hit the net, but that’s just what people do when they release sex tapes, because it makes it more believable that it’s really “stolen”. This shit is being released by vivid, and the slut is all over the fucking place now, doing magazine covers, trying to be seen. I am not sure what she’s expecting from all this, but let’s hope it’s a career doing BBW porn.

I guess what it all comes down to is that she has daddy issues. He was always working on his career and on the OJ Simpson case when she was growing up, then he died. This is her cry for male attention so let’s try to mend her pain by laughing at how big her saucer sized nipples on her floppy tits are. I guess it could also be a peer pressure thing, everyone she hangs with seems to be a piece of trash with a sex tape. Maybe sex tapes are the new Louis Vuitton purse. This sex tape shit’s just going to get more and more intense over the next year, as people figure out how easy it is to get 100,000,000 eyes on you, until we’re all bored of seeing you fuck. So celebrities without sex tapes better get on it.

This post is weak, but so am I….and so is the fact that she talks exactly like Paris. It kinda scares me lots.

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These pics don’t even look like Lohan, because they aren’t her. They are her friend that are with her, but I wrote this thinking it was her….

I have kind of given up on stalking her , so I haven’t paid much attention to her weight gain. When I found out she went to rehab, I was disgusted, because I like my girls to be addicted to drinking, drugs and anal sex. There’s nothing interesting about dating a person fresh out of rehab because they are boring, drink a lot of coffee, smoke a lot of cigarettes and feel sorry for themselves for the next 20 years until they relapse. Lucky for me, I am pretty sure Lohan will be back to huffin’ yay off cocks in the public bathroom of the local gas station, she’s just got to go through her money first.

I was going to write about is how I think I see a shit stain on her panties, but I realized that when your diet consists of cocaine and energy drinks, your shit doesn’t leave stains it just burns holes….If she was a real addict this shit would be green, bloody and dirty like something you’d find in the back alley abortion clinic after a busy day….I guess when you’re a celebrity addict you can afford to change your panties and still get your fix. Finding out these weren’t pics of her made me sad. I think the stalking is going to start up again soon, and maybe next time bitch can make a comeback with a little less of her friend’s panties and a lot more of her box.

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These pics don’t even look like Lohan, because they aren’t her. They are her friend that are with her, but I wrote this thinking it was her….

I have kind of given up on stalking her , so I haven’t paid much attention to her weight gain. When I found out she went to rehab, I was disgusted, because I like my girls to be addicted to drinking, drugs and anal sex. There’s nothing interesting about dating a person fresh out of rehab because they are boring, drink a lot of coffee, smoke a lot of cigarettes and feel sorry for themselves for the next 20 years until they relapse. Lucky for me, I am pretty sure Lohan will be back to huffin’ yay off cocks in the public bathroom of the local gas station, she’s just got to go through her money first.

I was going to write about is how I think I see a shit stain on her panties, but I realized that when your diet consists of cocaine and energy drinks, your shit doesn’t leave stains it just burns holes….If she was a real addict this shit would be green, bloody and dirty like something you’d find in the back alley abortion clinic after a busy day….I guess when you’re a celebrity addict you can afford to change your panties and still get your fix. Finding out these weren’t pics of her made me sad. I think the stalking is going to start up again soon, and maybe next time bitch can make a comeback with a little less of her friend’s panties and a lot more of her box.

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Serena Williams is a man in a bikini and it probably turns you on.

The reality is that I know this story all too well and this is how it goes…Her dad was a groundskeeper at the local tennis club who had big dreams of going pro. He had 2 boys and put some tennis racket he found trash in their hands before they could walk. For the next 8 years he started training them after hours at the club he worked at. He put them in a few competitions realized that they weren’t strong enough players and figured his only chance was to enroll them in the lady league. I am talking some “Ladybugs” shit, only in this case daddy started young, jacked their gatorade with estrogen and eventually their penises shriveled up into big clits they grew some titties and always kept their solid muscle tone…Now they are tennis heroes in the lady league and here they are wearing bikinis cuz I guess they think they are really girls.

I guess none of this is 100 percent fact, but people generally don’t like admitting this shit, it could ruin them, but I think the pics speak for themselves….I’d tell you to decide – but your opinion means nothing to me today…maybe that will change tomorrow….

I don’t know when these pics were taken, but does it really matter, you shouldn’t even be lookin at them Gay Lord.

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Here’s a little celebrity I’ve never heard of bikini action. They could be old and they could be new and I really have no fucking clue because I’ve got no idea who this bitch is. I could always IMDB it but why the fuck bother when I have annoying readers with google who can check for themselves if they really fucking care enough to. You can also go through google and let me know when these pics were taken and where they were and who took the pics, cuz I know that I don’t feel like it.

The highlight of these have to be the pasty white dude with a freckle jacket on, but her shit stain under her thigh is pretty hot too.

I have never been into scat, I used to have a weak stomach thinking about the girl who I am slamming shitting, and I remember one day when doing a chick from behind and she started turtle heading, or groundhogging or whatever the fuck you call it when an asshole flares and a turd pokes out and gets sucked back in….

I never talk about shit, this is a new step for me, don’t get used to it, I just had a relevant story I have no problem telling you…I’m honest like that. Speaking of honest this girl is still worth a round in my eyes, even though she’s got stumpy legs that look good for lifting but I have no standards….Cuddles.

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Mickey Avalon is one of those L.A. acts that deserves the attention he’s getting. I like his music so much that I put it up in my stepSHIRT video that was sent into me and 3 of the sites I uploaded the video refused me for not having the rights to use his songs. I’ve been listening to him for awhile, even before he got signed to some label and I decided to email him asking for permission to use his song.

I got a response that they were in Australia doing some show and was given these pics. They may not be as good as a release form to use his song on my video but they are tits and I like tits so I am posting them here.

On a side note, my server just went down for about 2 hours and since I don’t know shit about tech stuff I freaked out, panicked and thought it was all over for the site. I guess I am more attached to this bullshit site than I like to admit. Since I like to think I am too hard to be brought down, I’m back in business and that may suck for you but gives me something to do with myself. Now look at the pics…

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I almost had an ad deal closed today, but then the dude emailed me back telling me that he wasn’t going to go through with it. This has been the story of the site, people are scared to advertise because I post to tits, I say stupid shit, and they don’t want to get their conservative asses in trouble by their conservative companies so it’s better to just tell this homeless looking obese Mexican man in Canada to fuck off than to take a risk and support this shit…I agreed to give him a test plug to see how well the site performs prior to his turning his back on me, I can only assume this is a fuck up because after surfing around their site, it’s pretty fucking offensive, pornographic and trashy….Maybe they don’t know what good content is…either way, I am a man of my word so here is the link. Click this shit as much as you can, blow up their fucking servers if you can just to let them know they made a mistake and I don’t want their fucking money anymore.

Some girls named “Hairy Man” added me to IM today. She told me her name was to deter perverts like me and asked if I thought there was a market for amputee porn paintings she’s been making….I told her that I knew she was a hairy man jerking off while typing to me and that I wanted nothing to do with her/him…but if she/he wanted to send me any stump porn I’d be down, cuz I am experimental like that….If I get pics or a myspace, proving she’s a hot amputee porn producer, you’ll be the first to know…

Here are the links for the day….

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This girl is getting a lot of publicity and that’s ok. I’ve heard that she’s going to be the next Lohan, probably rockin cocaine in the bathroom and ending up in rehab with Lohan before releasing a sex tape of her taking it up the ass from 8 black dudes in party hats, which would be fun to watch, but I can’t help but stare at the size of her head in comparison to her body. It’s like I am watching a cartoon and she’s the fucking star of the show.

I once knew a dude with a massive head, we all thought he was retarded because he used to masturbate in public, it turned out he was just a sexual predator. When he was in high school, he busted all over his chair in History class and the girl who sat in it the next class ended up getting pregnant. I don’t believe that’s actually what happened, because it turned out she was banging the gym teacher but it made for a good story at the time….I think that dude’s in jail now, sometimes I. ask myself what I could have done to help him, actually I don’t because I have no compassion for people who get hard-ons

Speaking of weird fucking faces, here’s a little Heather Graham lookin like a freaky elf you want to fuck…But you’re a virgin and you’d fuck anything with a vagina. Pervert

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I wish life was as easy for me as it was for this whore. She created a myspace from day one and hired some mexican/chinese computer virgins to add as many fucking friends as possible.

She reached over 1,000,000 friends and got a gig modeling for playboy or whatever the fucking whore did. She probably got paid to host parties and be useless because the promoters thought she’d land them a solid turn out. She probably got dudes to send her cash and she probably had some private meetings turning tricks in the back of the local laundry mat all while being a little person.

But none of that really matters. She can spend her days doing nothing, she has some kind of celebrity status, she has enough money to live and she did it all on the computer. Something that I have no ability to do.

Today I realized that Tila Tequila is smarter than me. Consider yourself lucky that you’re not a midget, and if you are, there is hope that men everywhere will jerk off to your myspace pics and add you as a friend too.

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This bitch Joanna Krupa is some kind of Russian model who I want to watch have sex. She’s got a hot body and looks good in a bikini. I don’t care if she bought her tits during the russian and if they are made out of potatoes and rationed bread. They could be Radioactive like the boars in Chernobyl and I’d still suck the milk out of them, that is if her plastic surgeon/general in the Russian Army didn’t fuck the pipes up when he was trying to wire her up with a bug to spy on your Americans.

I guess the point of all this is to say that I don’t really write harlequin type erotica and I just did and I think it was a real success. Now you can fuck off.

Bonus – Pics of her Bare Tits

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