Ivanka Trump’s nipple is definitely worth more than you are. The reason is simple, her dad is Donald Trump and he has probably given her a solid salary and a slammin’ trust fund. Like all rich kids, I can only assume Ivanka is completely fucked up but she keeps it out of the public eye. She doesn’t go to all the useless celebrity parties the rich kids like Kimmy Stewart, Paris Hilton, the Osbornes, Nicole Richie and all the others go to. She has a business degree and works for her dad’s company and seems to have a little more class. mainly because she keeps her vagina to herself, unfortunately.

I always loved partying with rich kids back in the days I used to party with rich kids. They never had a real care in the world and would never complain about financing our night out. The people I knew were nothing close to the Trumps in wealth, but doing a bunch of coke while getting my dick sucked by a highclass hooker in a penthouse hotel room was a weekly event that never seemed to be a problem. I have no pics of those nights but I do have pics of Ivanka. Enjoy.

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Ivanka Trump’s nipple is definitely worth more than you are. The reason is simple, her dad is Donald Trump and he has probably given her a solid salary and a slammin’ trust fund. Like all rich kids, I can only assume Ivanka is completely fucked up but she keeps it out of the public eye. She doesn’t go to all the useless celebrity parties the rich kids like Kimmy Stewart, Paris Hilton, the Osbornes, Nicole Richie and all the others go to. She has a business degree and works for her dad’s company and seems to have a little more class. mainly because she keeps her vagina to herself, unfortunately.

I always loved partying with rich kids back in the days I used to party with rich kids. They never had a real care in the world and would never complain about financing our night out. The people I knew were nothing close to the Trumps in wealth, but doing a bunch of coke while getting my dick sucked by a highclass hooker in a penthouse hotel room was a weekly event that never seemed to be a problem. I have no pics of those nights but I do have pics of Ivanka. Enjoy.

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I went to a comedy show and didn’t laugh. It was at a place called Jimbo’s in Montreal. It cost 10 dollars and I drank about 12 rye and gingers because rumor has it that Jack is a premium alcohol, and I was trying to save money. There was a fat slut in the corner who kept offering to suck the comedian’s dick, she claimed she was really good at it, probably from all that practice on her dad/uncle who molested her growing up. Only difference between her and Oprah is that she liked the attention her molestor gave her….

Anyway, Rumor also has it that Joe Rogan has played there and this is the proof, a picture with his autograph and praise of how great of a bar it is. The capacity of the room was about 15 people, so I guess it was the first and only time Rogan sold out a show and that’s why he was so happy with the venue. Either way, we have sent Joe Rogan a T-shirt, we consider him a friend of the site.

Check out his site by Clickin’ the Link .

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Someone emailed me this picture last week, I never got to posting it, because no one really gives a shit about Lisa Rinna. She is a Soap Opera Star turned Primetime Soap Opera Star back in 1996. Since Melrose Place has been off the air since 1998, this bitch hasn’t been up to much, but a whole lot of plastic surgery and attending random events like a d-lister should.

The reason I am posting this is becaue she has a pimple on her tit, and it’s always fun to laugh at people’s imperfections. Unfortunately, she probably embraces it since acne is a sign of youth, something she is clearly trying to hold on to. I remember when I had a pimple on my dick years ago that wouldn’t go away no matter how much ProActiv I used. It turned out it wasn’t a pimple at all and I’d like to thank Marina the hooker I used to date, and by date I mean pay to bang. Cuddles.

Bonus: Rinna at the Erase MS Disco Party

Lisa Rinna Posed for Playboy While Pregnant and I was Sent the Pics. If you want to see them click this link.

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Someone emailed me this picture last week, I never got to posting it, because no one really gives a shit about Lisa Rinna. She is a Soap Opera Star turned Primetime Soap Opera Star back in 1996. Since Melrose Place has been off the air since 1998, this bitch hasn’t been up to much, but a whole lot of plastic surgery and attending random events like a d-lister should.

The reason I am posting this is becaue she has a pimple on her tit, and it’s always fun to laugh at people’s imperfections. Unfortunately, she probably embraces it since acne is a sign of youth, something she is clearly trying to hold on to. I remember when I had a pimple on my dick years ago that wouldn’t go away no matter how much ProActiv I used. It turned out it wasn’t a pimple at all and I’d like to thank Marina the hooker I used to date, and by date I mean pay to bang. Cuddles.

Bonus: Rinna at the Erase MS Disco Party

Lisa Rinna Posed for Playboy While Pregnant and I was Sent the Pics. If you want to see them click this link.

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The week is over officially with this post. That is because I barely post on weekends, because I am usually too drunk to focus on the computer. I kinda feel that way right now….but I have enough in me to press “Publish”. That’s how much I love you fucking pieces of shit now click these links and have a good weekend.

Another Girl and her Homemade Erotica on Flickr
One of the Bitches on Grey’s Anatomy Lookin Busty
DoubleViking Took Pics at E3 of Hot Bitches Working the Booths…
Uberbitch Naomi Posts Pics of Naked Girls and the Pics of Herself
OJ Simpson Has Some Kind of Reality Show
We Like Jessica Simpson’s Breasts, we don’t like her BRA

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The week is over officially with this post. That is because I barely post on weekends, because I am usually too drunk to focus on the computer. I kinda feel that way right now….but I have enough in me to press “Publish”. That’s how much I love you fucking pieces of shit now click these links and have a good weekend.

Another Girl and her Homemade Erotica on Flickr
One of the Bitches on Grey’s Anatomy Lookin Busty
DoubleViking Took Pics at E3 of Hot Bitches Working the Booths…
Uberbitch Naomi Posts Pics of Naked Girls and the Pics of Herself
OJ Simpson Has Some Kind of Reality Show
We Like Jessica Simpson’s Breasts, we don’t like her BRA

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So far no one has taken us up on the offer of a free t-shirt for the best comment of the week, and that works for me considering we have no more t-shirts left. I’d like to say we sold out, but reality is we needed something to clean up a mess a certian someone made in the step office, while drunk and had no paper towels. It’s no big deal, a t-shirt is a shit prize anyway and you fuckers shouldn’t have accepted that from me. You should have demanded an XBox or a lease on a new car for a year or some shit. Unfortunately, that will never happen. I don’t even have a car. So this is the comment of the week.

New comment on “I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day”
Author : Frothy Afterbirth

Me thinks Jules is way cuter than Lohan. Unlike Lindsay whose just about to get premature wrinkles, liver spots and skin cancer along with those freckles before the age of 21. Julie is fresh faced and rosy pink all over, hell shes over 25. Maybe because I’m drawn to redheads. Wonder if she is a natural redhead? Cause redheads do have the pinkest tuna.

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I can’t tell if these pictures are pre or post op. I can’t afford eyeglasses, so to me she looks just as busted as before, and you’d think that before spending all that money on surgery, she’d take a little time out for her legs, you know, do a couple squats or some shit to get rid of her cellulite. I know all the bitches out there reading this tell themselves that all girls have cellulite, it’s got something to do with having babies, and needing the fat to feed the baby or whatever the fuck it is, but I know for a fact that that isn’t true. Lots of girls don’t have cellulite and those are the girls I like hanging out with. I know I sound like an idiot, considering I am fatter than Oprah was at her fattest, but I stand by the fact that I am a dude and an internet celebrity so that guarantees some decent pussy for me…at least that’s what I tell myself. Speaking of decent pussy, it looks like Joe Simpson’s getting a nice piece of Jessica, just like the old days, before the cameras and media got in the way……

Bonus: Jessica Loves her Daddy

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Today’s Fetish of the Day is Belly Button Fetish. This is where dudes get off to a girl’s belly button, whether it’s from licking it or watching the bitch play with it. This fetish is not my fetish, and I actually find it fucking gross. That is probably because I have smelled my own belly button before and it wasn’t the hottest of smells. But it was very vaginal…..I guess the thing with fetishes is that they are weird, and not everyone understands them, but just cuz you and a couple like minded ppl you found on the internet think it’s okay to diddle a belly button or jerk off to videos of another dude diddling a belly button, doesn’t mean it is. The scary thing about all this is that the man in the mask could be your dad, husband, teacher or the guy who works at the bank you got your mortgage at….

I wrote this October 2005 and it made me laugh cuz I am a genius….

…I am more into the puberty years where I make girls dress up like a school girls, cheerleaders and Lohan. I sign their permission slips and report cards and I attend their PTA meetings. I teach them the inner working of sex and they teach me the latest dance moves. Fuck dressing like a baby it’s all about being with someone pretending to to be old enough to be your baby.

I just quoted myself. That was really fucking lame. But it just happened and you witnessed it.

To see a collection of Belly Button Fetish Video Clips – Click THIS Link!

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