I have never really looked into Lohan’s genealogy, but I have a feeling she’s a Jew. The main reason is because she’s from Long Island and everyone in Long Island is Jew but she also works in entertainment and all people in entertainment are Jews, except for the black people but no one notices them because they make really bad/obnoxious movies. She’s also a bit of a whiner and she’s railin’ yay like it’s going out of style, something only rich jewish kids do and she’s also been hospitalized 10 times in the last year, something Jews do, because they go see specialists for every fucking everyday symptom of disease. The defining Jew moment was when I saw these pics where she’s rockin’ a Jew outfit. If you are a Jewish girl, you’ll know what I am talking about…..

Bonus – Michelle Trachtenberg’s Jew Outfit

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I hate games. I think they are a huge waste of time. I think they are designed for people who live in the suburbs, work in a 9-5 job, and hate their lives…but every saturday night they bust out a board game to help them forget how pathetic their lives are, without realizing that the game itself, as fun as it is makes their lives that much more pathetic…..

I decided to post this picture of a set of tits as a bit of a game….because I know you all have a pretty useless life and I want you to give yourself some kind of meaning.

Click this link to see if you’re right

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I hate non-nude models for a pretty simple reason, they do not get nude. They lure dudes in who just wait and wait to see them naked. It’s a fuckin’ scam cuz they never get naked, they never show their cunts and they never will…so keep paying them their monthly membership fees so you can keep jerking off to their erect nipples in beaters, while I harass them on Myspace and read posts on forums by losers like you arguing about whether their naked pics are actually real.

Christina Model Personal MySpace:

My name is Christina, I’m 20 yrs. old and just married my highschool sweetheart. He is my EVERYTHING! I graduated last month from cosmetology school and will be working down in Tampa with my sister-in- law. My husband and I spend most of our time together boating and taking vacations. I’m fun to be around and like spending time with my bestfriends Lauren and Cassadee, I love you girls to death!

Here She is With Her Husband…

Here is her cabin that she bought with your money….

Here she is with her friends….

Visit Her MySpace By Clicking This Link (Ask to see her Vagina)

Bonus:

Candid Shots Where You Can See Nip (fuckin’ losers)

Watch Her Tease You in Purple….

Missy Model Personal Myspace

I was born in Miami and have lived in the Hill almost all my life. (Boring HUH!) I have the best boyfriend ever. My future husband! He is so gorgeous. No one can ever compare, so don’t even try. I LOVE YOU BABE ——————- 5-22-04

Here she is with her boyfriend/future husband…

Here she is with her friends…..

Here is her boyfriend/future husband…

Visit Her Myspace by Clicking this Link (ask to see her vagina)

BONUS

MissyModel in a Thong on the Beach Video

Dresses Like Wonder Woman

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I am a migrant worker and there is nothing I hate more than working for people who don’t talk to me. I have been a gardener, valet, bus boy and a stockboy. I have worked in the shipping department, I have operated inflatable games at Jewish events and in every one of those jobs had a cunt who would treat me like the piece of shit my job made me feel like daily….meaning I’d get zero recognition, I’d get no please or thank you, no eye contact and really minimal conversation but if something went wrong they would have no problem yelling at me. I remember the day I realized that rich people don’t have enough respect for people, and that was when working in a drug store when the hottest bitch I’d never have the chance to slam asked me for enemas and Tuck’s medicated pads….obviously if I was someone she had any level of respect for, she woulda kept that shit to herself. Instead she’s asking me, because she knows I am not in her socio-economic class. I guess Alba forgets where her Spic ancestors are from and the shit they had to eat before raising her in an upper middle class home that allowed her to run after her acting dream so here is Alba sitting on her phone like this poor Korean woman isn’t worth her time as she files down her toes.

Now, I would let Alba talk on her phone while flinging her shit at me as I was dress up like a little school girl getting raped by her AIDS infected boyfriend just to let me play with her toes, and I am not a foot fetishist but that is besides the point, I think.

Bonus Alba at the Spic Awards

Bonus Number 2 Alba with her Rich Lame Boyfriend who some stalker is gonna kill thinkin’ he’s got a chance with this bitch, that stalker may be you….

Another Bonus Alba in a Pink Shirt

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I am a migrant worker and there is nothing I hate more than working for people who don’t talk to me. I have been a gardener, valet, bus boy and a stockboy. I have worked in the shipping department, I have operated inflatable games at Jewish events and in every one of those jobs had a cunt who would treat me like the piece of shit my job made me feel like daily….meaning I’d get zero recognition, I’d get no please or thank you, no eye contact and really minimal conversation but if something went wrong they would have no problem yelling at me. I remember the day I realized that rich people don’t have enough respect for people, and that was when working in a drug store when the hottest bitch I’d never have the chance to slam asked me for enemas and Tuck’s medicated pads….obviously if I was someone she had any level of respect for, she woulda kept that shit to herself. Instead she’s asking me, because she knows I am not in her socio-economic class. I guess Alba forgets where her Spic ancestors are from and the shit they had to eat before raising her in an upper middle class home that allowed her to run after her acting dream so here is Alba sitting on her phone like this poor Korean woman isn’t worth her time as she files down her toes.

Now, I would let Alba talk on her phone while flinging her shit at me as I was dress up like a little school girl getting raped by her AIDS infected boyfriend just to let me play with her toes, and I am not a foot fetishist but that is besides the point, I think.

Bonus Alba at the Spic Awards

Bonus Number 2 Alba with her Rich Lame Boyfriend who some stalker is gonna kill thinkin’ he’s got a chance with this bitch, that stalker may be you….

Another Bonus Alba in a Pink Shirt

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A couple of weeks ago I made a post comparing Jessica and Ashlee and I said that Ashlee is the ugly younger sister who is trying to live up to her sister’s good, big breasted looks. But today we learn that Jessica’s big breasts have been smoke and mirrors, the fuckers hang off her body like my shit hangs off my ass hair, which although seems really sexy, is actually pretty gross but all part of having bad hygiene. Anyway, Ashlee’s insecurities and raging success as a singer has allowed her to purchase a new nose and bitch is lookin’ good. I would argue that today Ashlee looks better than Jessica. I am pretty inconsistent…I realize that, but Ashlee NOSE best.

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So girls with big tits have an issue and that issue is keeping them perky as the girls age. Jessica’s probably 25 or 30 by now and that is the age that a woman’s body starts fallin’ apart. I don’t want to be the prick who always talks shit about hot girls, because people don’t seem to be too responsive to me comparing people like Johansson to fat strippers, they think it’s a cry for attention…which it isn’t, so I am just gonna leave it at this…big tits and age means nipples aimin to the ground and that is as hot as my year in prison. So no matter how hot a bitch is, that’s just the way things end up.

Nick was probably smart to get out when he had the chance, is all i am saying….I remember when I used to date a girl with these massive tits. All I was thinking was that I should marry her to make love to those tits every day, I could use them as pillows and drink holders and I could knock a bitch up and make the motherfuckers even bigger but then one day, I panicked. I knew these perfect tits would get sloppy. Shit happens. Right Jessica?

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So girls with big tits have an issue and that issue is keeping them perky as the girls age. Jessica’s probably 25 or 30 by now and that is the age that a woman’s body starts fallin’ apart. I don’t want to be the prick who always talks shit about hot girls, because people don’t seem to be too responsive to me comparing people like Johansson to fat strippers, they think it’s a cry for attention…which it isn’t, so I am just gonna leave it at this…big tits and age means nipples aimin to the ground and that is as hot as my year in prison. So no matter how hot a bitch is, that’s just the way things end up.

Nick was probably smart to get out when he had the chance, is all i am saying….I remember when I used to date a girl with these massive tits. All I was thinking was that I should marry her to make love to those tits every day, I could use them as pillows and drink holders and I could knock a bitch up and make the motherfuckers even bigger but then one day, I panicked. I knew these perfect tits would get sloppy. Shit happens. Right Jessica?

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