I want to shout out all the grocery store workers, delivery people, mail men risking their lives all day, but I am just here feeling too sorry for the influencers who can’t travel the way they want to, even though flight and hotel prices are down, just craving that luxury beach vacation with rich people to selfie themselves in places you can’t afford to go because you’re EATING your fucking cat food, too scared to leave the house…

I am excited for all the influencers to stop getting paid and to go into foreclosure on their million dollar houses…

Assholes…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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I don’t know if this is real, lots of bullshit out there, but I laughed.

Corona Virus Perverts are out there trying to buy viles of spit on the internet to drink, it’s a fetish….like those dudes who used to try to get AIDS…then there’s all the lame corona themed porn and selfies…with everyone being a fucking comedian busting their own toilet paper jokes….

I try not to pay attention to social media, but besides all the memes being posted about the Coronavirus, there’s a lot of fucking annoying misinformation, then the people pulling the “tough” guy fearless, this is no big deal, they are just trying to ruin Trump’s economy by killing all 80 year old italians….

Anyway, chaos across the board, lock down / shut downs….self isolation and the naysayers….

So as you read from people who are not epidemiologists, but hobby epidemiologist now that their hobby political analyst and economist positions have been replaced with new social issues…telling you “it’s no big deal”….and your governement locks down everything that would represent FREEDOM, to contain a virus….

There are people saying it is the New World Order conducting population and mind control…stealing your freedoms with a “fake” disease that’s basically a cold….shutting down industry to swing their powerful dicks instead of it being because of a real threat of a real virus….

Then there’s the people out there licking toilet seats….in the CORONA VIRUS challenge to prove how they fear no disease for social media clout.

The world is nuttier than ever!

This is probably fake news a fake challenge, but people I know don’t believe in the virus and are going on with life as per usual, except totally inconvenienced by all the panic, paranoia, etc.

This is the girl behind the stunt – Ava Louise

The official video:

Pics from her IG…

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Nicole Scherzinger knows all about keeping herself germ free. As a homosexual in the 80s, before she transitioned, she was probably surrounded by the AIDS virus, or the “GAY FLU” as they called it.

As the bottom who didn’t know she was destined to be a woman, because she hadn’t done enough party drugs to really get her to that place as it wasn’t the “mainstream” she probably had a bunch of scares.

But after pulling her life together, getting tits glued on, her dick cut off, and her stripper dances down…she found success, in what was her true calling and is now living her dream.

In living her dream, she won’t let no COVID-19 get her down….masks fucking on….which is only ironic because her face is already a mask thanks to all them injections!

Funny enough, she looks hotter in a mask, maybe something to look into on some MUSLIM level.

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I just saw these pics of Camille Kostek, who is some hyped up Sports Illustrated plus sized model that has sex or is the beard to that faggot GRONK….and I looked at them for a solid 3-30 seconds and thought “that girl is not fucking hot.

Clearly, all the loser dudes out there who visit sites like Sports Illustrated find any of the girls in bikinis hot.

They write things like “You made me rise to the Occassion” in the comments….you basic fucks can’t handle looking at girls, any girls, it just excites you too much, forcing you to write awkward comments on their content. It’s weird, but nothing has changed over the years, from the time I started this site to identify overrated garbage chicks being marketed as hot, I’ve had pushback from dudes…calling me a fag for calling the girls out fo rnot being hot.

What they don’t realize is that I’ve stuck my dick in things that smelled worse that raw sewage and that looked like fucking death….it’s not a fagoot thing to say some chick being pushed on me as a “model” with that all American fat blonde chick look is not as good as she thinks she is, as the people putting her on think she is…it’s fake fucking news…

Whether a girl is fuckable and whether she is hot are mutually fucking exclusive…everything is fuckable if you try hard enough…but not everything is hot…just because some outdated bikini magazine that features fat chicks and old ladies says it is that way….

Fucking idiots buying into bullshit..and this bitch better get knocked up by GRONK to solidify her place before people catch onto her fucking lie.

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There was a time when Cameron Diaz was the hottest thing around….that time is long gone, she married some faggot loser mall brand pile of shit songstress and had his kid and proved to us that she’s a fucking loser too.

I am not the kind of loser who gets mad when celebs get boyfriends. There are people like that, usually virgin losers who have blogs or who leave angry comments on instagram about the boyfriends and I’ve always found that to be real fucking pathetic, so pathetic that I created a website for those people to jack off to.

I legitimately think the Good Charlotte brothers are lame as shit and every 40 year old chick who has fucked them is too….from Nicole Richie to Paris Hilton to Cameron Diaz…to all the other groupies…just lame fucking losers too.

But I figure since the old bitch Cameron is being seen in her old lady retirement cuz she knows she’s rich as fuck and not nearly as hot as she was…I’ll post it for old times…

Mom jeans on a literal mom pushing 50….hotness like the fever you’ll get going to the grocery store in this Corona scare…looking at all the other old moms who dress equally slutty….

The only hot thing in this pic is that bitch got a ticket because she’s entitled and doesn’t think parking rules apply to her. Above the law cuz she’s famous…and what’s a 60 dollar ticket to her…she makes more the 60 dollars on her pile of money in the time it took her to remove the ticket from her windshield….oh how the rich live….

Cameron Diaz has done well career-wise, but she should have done better with her personal life choices. Disappointing…

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I haven’t posted a titty shoot in a while, which is weird, since I consider this to be a titty site, but I guess I am lazy, or realize that no one gives a fuck about the tits I post, and in a time when we’re all going to die of some virus, titty shoots lack relevance or importance, even though I know that is not true and that titty shoots will alway be relevant and important.

That said, this Maya Chick has her tits out. I used to call them hipster nude shoots, cuz artist girls who pretended to be feminists, or fame whores who went on to become instagram models. So they weren’t really hipsters then, but they were mainstream idiots trying to be high concept or edgy, when really just flashing tit for likes….but then everything went that style and now you aren’t even living unless your tits are in at least one photoshoot on the internet…this is Maya and her tits being mainstream as fuck trying to get more mainstream…cuz hipster shoots are a a thing of the past.

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Abigail Spencer risked catching the Corona Virus while hanging out at Fashion Week in an outfit that shows off her 38 year old nipple, because nipples are cool, socially acceptable devices to feed babies, and not something for women to be ashamed of, no matter how many dudes jack off to them, if anything the dudes jacking off to them is more reason to be empowered showing them, because admit it or not, girls like like being jerked off to.

I guess this is also a case of “I’m 38, I need to get noticed, and Nipples Tend to do that, this is the perfect storm of nipples being exposed being all good, because at 38 I remember when I’d be confused as being a whore for this”….while I’m not confusing anyone for being anything….as I know exactly what the motivation of this outfit was.

I just don’t know who the fuck ABIGAIL SPENCER is…but she is an actor….from a Soap Opera, so basically a porn chick, but also from Meghan Markle’s show, so we can assume she’s part of the slut gang capitalizing on the Royal Family, destroying a poor Prince’s life for their bottom feeding celebrity fame….she looks like someone I hate. No wonder she’s at Fashion Week being as luxurious as her trashy opportunist old as shit ass can be.

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I am not letting the Corona Virus get in the way of my rub and tugs at the asian massage parlour.

I will not give into the media hype to crash the stock market on Friday, in efforts for rich people to buy up all the stocks at a low only for them to sky rocket again….

I will not wait in line at Costco amongst all the CORONAVIRUS that hasn’t been detected to get mass supplies to power me through the CORONAVIRUS scare…while dying of Corona Virus I got at Costco getting my supplies to power through the CORONAVIRUS scare….

It’s times like these that being a hermit works out nicely for me….not that I fear virus, I’ve accepted humans are disgusting piles of disease the first time I got throat yeast infection from a seemingly nice and wholesome girl I met at a bar who “doesn’t do that kind of thing”, but my “charm” was too hard to resist because it made her so tired she could barely walk…you know romance….but the joke was on me with every time I tried to swallow for a week until I ate a tube of Monistat.

I will however judge fat women on social media pretending to be fighting for body positivity, fighting against body shaming because it allows them to be fat and lazy and complaining…like all girls do.

Some morning links, don’t mind if I do…

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I don’t think Alessandra Ambrosio is that great. Even when she was at her prime she was the least exciting of the Brazilians. I just always found her pretty normal looking. That’s not to say her fit promo model for the evil underwear brand involved in a lot of weird backend deals with perverts like Epstein body wasn’t worth looking at, it’s just to say it wasn’t that exciting or hype…so at 40…she’s not going to change that for me. If I didn’t care for her at 20, I’m not going to care about her at 40…it’s just basic logic / math / science / whatever.

ANYWAY…..she’s on the balcony somewhere and you can see her ass in a robe, probably an ass that has had work done because her tits have had work done and at 40 she still models and there are scientific procedures to preserve what she had…but I guess it could be “genetics”, diet, fitness….whatever the technique…it still smells like old moth ball pussy…

Who cares what I have to say about any of this….

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I don’t know who EGLE ELLERMAN is, but she seems to be some kind of weirdo “artist” on her INSTAGRAM …

I am a basic fucking pervert, so I have grown accustomed to many annoying things that come between me and the nudes, but as long as their nudes, the weird things don’t annoy me.

For example, this whole “I am an artist” thing doesn’t interest me, I think art is a scam and anyone can pretend to be high concept, pretentious, or that what they are doing is something important, unique or beauitful, but it’s all bullshit egotistical shit that they can sit around and have “debates” about or conversations about…but it’s all just noise that gets in the way of the nudes…but AT LEAST the nudes are still the key to the equation…

I’ve been putting things I jerk off to on mute since I started jerking off…so that’s why I do here….because no matter how you dice it…this is a vagina being a vagina in a photo…and that is the CORE of what matters….whether you take an art school stance and investigate the socio-economic commentary made through the poses, or talk about the “Pillow face” imprints of the sheets against her body as it compares to the the struggle of womanhood or whatever it is people who over analyze shit instead of taking it for what it is do…I see bush…and I like bush.

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