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2020

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


People seeking more of a thrill in their masturbation are hilarious to me. You know trying to “Level” that shit, or “next” level that shit….

Whether it’s the far too fucking real 45 year old average normals posting sex videos online like a DIY pornstar the same way young girls used Instagram to pretend the were models, only with more mom stretch mark pussy being fisted as the husband films…all to get off….to the barely incest “step” family thing, which hits close to home because when I started the site, very few porn clips were “stepfamily” porn….I guess I’ve been onto for 15 years, so ahead of the curve…and today I came across a “step-aunt” and “step-nephew” series…which is basically not a taboo….but rather you fucking your stepmom’s sister…weird fantasy, not the weirdest but at that point you’re just two people fucking…

Either way, some stepLINKS.

Matt Lauer New Pussy
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Australian Firefighters in the Flames – CRAZY
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Machine Hits Worlds Longest Home Run
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Kim Jung Un Riding a Horse is Legendary
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Vanessa Hudgens One Piece
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Tumbleweed VS Vehicle
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How Harry Hamlin Threw His Indiana Jones Audition
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Engaged Twilight Star of the Day
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Inside a Foundry
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Naked Celeb for 2020
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2019

31

Dec

79 Year Old Lingerie Model of Instagram of the Day

Her name is Helena Schargel and this is her INSTAGRAM that is apparently going viral because the 79 year old has decided to be a lingerie model, in a live your dreams, don’t let your old age get in the way of those dreams, the world is into weird fetishes and celebrating weird disorders like aging, and empowering those things with bikini or lingerie modeling. Fat girls are doing it. Downs Syndrome girls are doing it. Amputees are doing it. EVERYONE is fucking doing it….and they all bring it to us with some bullshit narrative of self confidence….

The world is a changing place, where 80 year old women feel comfortable being lingerie models despite being old as fuck, because instagram will take it viral and get them in the news, making alzheimers and impending death more tolerable….

One could say this is cool or interesting because it is something different. But it just reminds me that us that dudes are fucking perverts and will look at anything half naked, even our grandmas, hell some of us may have even jerked off in grandma’s 1970s styled bathroom after accidentally walking in on her getting ready for church after making us Wheat Germ muffins for breakfast, as grandmas do…..

It’s nice that all those chicks who think they are special cuz they get half naked to get attention or make money are reduced to knowing they aren’t special and that we’re just easy fucking consumers.

I would say that it’d be great if 2020 went back to making people feel insecure about themselves, but I’ve always been into getting people who shouldn’t be half naked, half naked, and there’s something way funnier about it when they come to that conclusion themselves and that I don’t need to go to the old folks home myself to recruit them into my SENIOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM PARODY I planned 10 years ago when I still cared about producing original content if it wasn’t so expensive, where as I’m now “fuck that idea, I prefer relaxing”….you know cuz I am old too and my dreams aren’t to be successful…they are to be left the fuck alone…

Check out some of her work, I’d expect more from her based on the hype, but the media is garbage and runs with any clickbait it can.

Here are some videos….

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2019

30

Dec

J.Lo Bringing the Pussy Definition In for 2020 of the Day

I don’t have 2020 vision, but I anticipate that being the joke of the NEW YEAR if it isn’t already…not that it is a funny joke, but it will likely be overused by idiots everywhere. Brace yourself for it. Dad’s everywhere have been waiting for this one.

So here we got….I don’t have 2020 vision, but I don’t need it to see J.Lo’s few sizes too small activewear pants being eaten by her fat old mom pussy as she walks around acting like we can’t see her old fat cunt.

I get that she’s trying to give the illusion that she’s still young, still hot, despite being old. I get that she works out and takes care of herself all for her personal appearance, because that’s what matters when you’re a vain cunt….who can’t help but show off her cunt…thanks to it likely being NUMB from all the use and herpes. SCAR TISSUE.

I think the walking around with your cunt exposed is a little unnecessary, maybe even vulgar, rude, something she should be arrested for since it is indecent, even if I like to see every vagina I can and thanks to leggings I often can…girls just can’t control their labias and what pants they put up inside themselves…

This toe is so hardcore, it’s like panty fetish porn where a woman pulls her panties up inside her until she cums, maybe the modern day version of BEN WA BALLS, that she puts up inside her to feel good throughout her day.

I guess what it comes down to is that the whole 50 year old mom of two’s pussy definition out in public like she’s an 18 year old thanks to face injections….for the fans…and perverts everywhere freaks me out…but the PUSSY being exposed to the world is FINE by me…I mean…why wear pants at all when you got this going on. RIGHT you exhibitionist attention seeking freak….the pants so deep inside her I didn’t even notice her hard nipple.

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2019

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Since it’s basically Christmas and the majority of people with shitty office jobs, who don’t get to lie the good life of luxury of homelessness like me, despite having a home, that is barely a home, my lifestyle is on par with that of a homeless person…I figured I shouldn’t bother updating the website, you know since it is SUNDAY basically all week..

But the reality of it is I shouldn’t be updating the site regardless of the day, because it is a dated concept and no one gives a fuck….but yet I still do it…this should have been shut down in 2005 or some shit when I started….yet OCD I’ll never quite understand made me continue…so SUNDAY all week or NOT….I’ve got no choice but to give you these amazing links…

Bill Hader is Fucking Rachel Bilson..
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A House the Size of the Island it is Built on
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Merry Christmas to all the Mechanics
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Thieves with the Hearts of Heroes
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Ricky Gervais Hates Trannies
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Hilary Duff Shares some Wedding Pics
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Weirdest White Guy Rant from a Black Cookout..
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Skier VS Crashing Drone
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Hug Bear Sits on a Lady’s Lap for a Snack
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UPS Driver VS ICE
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Fast Tesla Roadster
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2019

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I slept in because I am a drunken degenerate and it is the holidays…but also because I can’t void seeing everyone fighting over Trump’s impeachment that won’t lead to his resignation, that won’t lead to him being kicked out of office, that doesn’t mean he won’t win a second term, and that is just reality show clickbait of the internet…I am Canadian so it is pretty offensive that everywhere I look is about that…when all I want is the titties…but then I log into the amateur porn sites of the internet and find that along with all these instagram looking chicks trying to make a buck, the real champions of Amateur porn are the weirdos you’d expect to work as stock clerks at Walmart, who have this sex drive they don’t know how to process, and a camera on their phone so they put two and two together, and I’m here watching some toothless fat fuck in his RV he calls home fucking some 45 year old pig who just bagged my fucking potato chips at the convenience store during the NIGHT shift…

Exciting times….HOLIDAYS…weirdness…everyone turning into the weirdos I used to think were hilarious and who are what drew me to the internet in the first place…

SHOP OUR GIFT GUIDE…


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Here are some LINKS….

Security Cameras Getting Hacked
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Lana Del Ray and her Weirdo Boyfriend
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Friends Merch / Props Sold at Auction for A LOt
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If Cardi B Did Sound Effects for Star Wars.
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Lena Dunham’s Erotic Art
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Illusion to Confuse Your Mind
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Good Bulletproof Glass
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I Recognize You From Lord of the Rings
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COOL RC SNOWPLOW
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NASA Lost Technology…
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Idiots at the Gun Range…
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2019

11

Dec

Hilary Duff Hard Nipple of the Day

Hilary Duff is on her promotional tour for the Disney Lizzie Maguire reboot all you perverts asked of…and she’s doing it with her nipple out on Social media…..SEX SELLS…that’s the first thing they teach you at DISNEY when doing a casting for a gang of perverts when you’re like 10 years old or whatever Hilary Duff was when she sold her soul to the EMPIRE…

Hilary Duff is out here knowing that Nipples make Disney bullshit hotter…as does weight loss because she’s dropped about 50 pounds for this role…cuz they all preach body positivity but they don’t mean it….

Her fans are loyal perverts who watched her grow up and at 30 are ready to see her sexualized version of herself that has been knocked up twice by two different men – after publicly dating at least 2-3 dozen men…just scratching the surface off all the cock she’s had…Disney Kids…ya know…

So you’ll all like this.

TO SEE ALL THE HILARY DUFF YOU WILL EVER HAVE TO SEE IN THIS MASSIVE HILARY DUFF POST BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE HILARY DUFF CLICK HERE

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2019

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Tis the fucking season, too bad you don’t got anyone to fuck…

That said, I like when women’s tactics to go up against men backfire, like with the whole Trans men winning all the female sports, or locally there’s a girl’s only gym that is now forced to let me in, because you can’t be inclusive and women’s rights by being “exclusive” to women….you dumb fucks…

I saw a couple in their car outside a high school fucking…girls tits were in his hand and I thought…what weird place for a 3 pm fuck…I just hope it wasn’t a teacher/student situation….both people looked old…maybe it was a teacher/teacher one being married situation, I couldn’t tell because I was just looking at tit…I guess leaving the house can bring bountiful tits….

I also saw a muslim woman in leggings, wearing the head scarf, but in leggings…like I can’t see your hair for religious reasons, but I can see your butthole and full fucking labia…you little tease…I see the subtle slutty and I like it…Just Do It…You Hammad…

According to URBAN DICTIONAry “Hammad means a person who is very sexy and often the funniest person in his friend circle. He’s the best at what he does, absolutely amazing at sex.”

In other news, I spent my afternoon reading Adrienne Curry (remember her) posts about her happy life in Montana with a guy named Duck, she is working as an AVON LADY…because no one can use the Avon Lady, not even Edward Scissor Hands….and she is about to get her breast implants taken out as they’ve served their purpose and got her a BRADY Life…she calls them explants…I offered to buy them…but she don’t need to go door to door…and she still hasn’t blocked me…]

PEEWEE HERMAN IS THE CHRISTMAS HERO WE ALL NEEED RIGHT NOW – LET THE MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF IN PEACE – SEX SHAMERS – SELF LOVE SHAMERS – HE IS A VICTIM WE MUST SUPPORT AND STOP BLAMING AND MAKING FUN OF….

Here are some HOLIDAY SCENTED STEPLINKS…

BLOW JOBS ON DEMAND!
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Slutty Figure Skaters Gold Medal Mistake
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World’s Tallest Waterslide – TRAGIC end
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Pussy in Face Workout
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Three Armed Robbers VS ONE GUY
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Jingle All the Way Trailer
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Sara Sampaio – Lame Nip Slip
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Can Jamie Lee Curtis Spot her Christmas with the Kranks costar from 15 Years Ago
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Dogs and Cats the Best of Freinds
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Cats Don’t Take Care of Eggs
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Dead Celeb of the Day
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Brazilian President Says Leo is Responsible for Amazon Fires…
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Sofia Richie Hot Bikini
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Low Bridge – Tall Trucks
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Creepy Multi-Lingual Guy Bets Strangers that he can Speak their Language
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Weird Fucking CONGO LINE
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Drunk One Direction Fights with Bouncers at a Texas Bar
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School Bus Demolition Derby
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Top Gear in 250k Rolls Royce Truck
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Nicole Bass See Through
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The Story of Flappy Bird and How it Ruined a Developers Life
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Motivational Quotes – maybe you’re into that…
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Weird Human Interaction
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Gender Fluid Star Wars Star
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Scrap Metal Fire
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Bear Needs a Ride
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Dumb TikTok Chair Challenge
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Woman Jumps into a Hedge
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Pull Up Fail
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Elanor Tomlinson Huge Cleavage
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Aisling Bea Cleavage
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Hannah John Kamen Cleavage
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Sabrina Carpenter and Joey King in Public
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Melina Vidler in a Pink Dress
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Jessica Barden in a Dress
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April Rose Pengilly in a Dress
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Phoebe Dynevor Cleavage
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Philippa Northeast Little Tits in a Dress
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Oliva Culpo Fake Celebrity Doing her Best Pretty Woman in Beverly Hills
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Lili Reinhart in Public
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Courtney Love Looking like Trash
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Lily James Huge Booty
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Ella Balinska Hot in a Dress
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Megan Gale Big Cleavage
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Sylvie Meis Bikini
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A Bunch of Asses…
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8 Acts that AMake You A whore
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Flashing Tits.
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Wait For It – STUMPZ
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NAME THIS POSIITION
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Front Seat Handjob
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Booty Fitness TRaining
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Naked in the GYM
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Mental Mondays
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Julia Playing With Herself
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Worst Party Ever
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Scholarship Athlete’s Sex Tape
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Naked HUGE TITS
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Lesbians.
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2019

02

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger Masturbating her Trans Dick on Stage of the Day

I’ve been saying that Nicole Scherzinger is a tranny for the last 20 years Nicole Scherzinger has been doing her slutty stripper dances that went viral and mainstream with the Pussycat Dolls which allowed her to have a solo career because people apparently like stripper dancing enough to make it a pop sensation…

There are a few reasons that I say Nicole Scherzinger is trans, mainly because of her hard face and hard body and tits that look like they were purchased….but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to fuck her or watch her at 45 do her stripper dances…because unlike 45 year old strippers at the stripclub, this bitch is rich and less pathetic so you don’t need to feel sorry for her or her scam as she does whatever this is…you just need to be aware she may have testicles tucked up inside her like a tampon she never got to experience because she’s not woman enough to get a period…right.

When it comes to looking like this at 45 though, a little dick won’t change your boner’s mind.

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN JEANS AND FUCK ME BOOTS CLICK HERE

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2019

25

Nov

Hailey Bieber’s Pussy in Some Active Wear of the Day

You can see Hailey Baldwin, heiress to the Stephen Baldwin fortune, future divorcee or widow of Bieber, inheriting all his money, or at least getting a solid payout from him, to maintain her life of entitled brat living in luxury that she deserves because she’s worked so hard socializing with the Kardashians long enough to get some spill over fans, legitimizing her enough to score the man who took her virginity when she was underage to marry her and set her up, so she can stop bothering…

Point being, she’s a self proclaimed Jesus loving Christian freak, but looking at her and her walking around with her pussy out for all to see makes me wonder about that, I mean that and the fact that she’s a vapid and disgusting materialistic trashcan trying to be a false idol by leveraging all the other false idols she knows…I just can buy into her bullshit or believe she’s on a higher spiritual consciousness just because she says she is…but I can stare at pussy in activewear..it’s my favorite thing to do at the grocery store…

Obviously – playing it up….and looking hot bodied when she does.

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2019

22

Nov

Shoplifter Stripping Pants Off…and Other Videos of the Day

McDonald’s Customers Attack Drive-Thru Window

Doctor Saves Dudes Life on Plane By Sucking Urine Out of his Bladder….

Antifa Blocks Car – Angry Man Knocks Him Out

Bad Accident

Load Driver Saves Dudes

Helicopter Crash

Bike Hijack of the Day

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