Tara Reid is not hot and we have all seen her breasts. But she is a cokehead slut, and we fucking love cokehead sluts, even though we can’t afford coke on our rubbing alcohol addiction, but it’s nice knowing that the homeless shelter has free internet services. It get’s gross when the guys go for the circle jerk, and the smell is unbearable, but that’s what happens when you give a bunch of guys from the streets a safe haven masturbation station

Tara Reid bikini pics after the jump, you bastards all comfortable in your homes…

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Kevin Federline is a smart man, much smarter than you and me. I am sure you have thought to yourself at somepoint in your life “damn I want to tap that girl Britney”. Well guess what, he is. He is also getting a great allowance and doesn’t have to work a day in his life. The only time I never worked was when I was in Prison, I like to tell people those were the vacation years, all the drugs, smokes and sex a man could ask for. The sex may not be for everyone, but if you let your inhibitions down, it can be pretty brute.

Listen to K-Fed’s hip hop debut here. I am not telling you where I got it, cuz the guy’s a loser.

HERE

Nothing after the jump here….

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Kevin Federline is a smart man, much smarter than you and me. I am sure you have thought to yourself at somepoint in your life “damn I want to tap that girl Britney”. Well guess what, he is. He is also getting a great allowance and doesn’t have to work a day in his life. The only time I never worked was when I was in Prison, I like to tell people those were the vacation years, all the drugs, smokes and sex a man could ask for. The sex may not be for everyone, but if you let your inhibitions down, it can be pretty brute.

Listen to K-Fed’s hip hop debut here. I am not telling you where I got it, cuz the guy’s a loser.

HERE

Nothing after the jump here….

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Terms we are #1

Yahoo:
kirsten dunst nip slip
Anna Kournikova Yellow

Google
nothing says treehugger like menstruation cups
“i am jessica alba’s”
stepdaughters fucking stepfathers
drunken stepfather

Runners up after the Jump

We can’t be #1 in everything. People found us with these search terms, with their rankings.

Google
#2: supermodel tsunami
#2: jessica alba’s perfect ass
#2: “scarlett johansson breasts”
#5: tiffany teen’s real name **DOWN**
#6: Trig’s Pics **DOWN**
#10: christina aguilera’s nipple rings **NEW**
#12: tiffany teen yearbook **NEW**
#13: picture of chyna’s clit
#17: mandy moore nip **UP**
#33: side cleavage **NEW**
#770: bigboys

Yahoo!
#2: kirsten dunst wardrobe malfunction
#2: anna kournikova yellow bikini
#5: anna kournikova’s pussy
#8: anna kournikova looking at her pussy
#10: anna yellow bikini surprise

If you notice a ranking has changed or have your own please…send em in:
brad.jew@gmail.com

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Let it never be said that Magnifico does not hear the cries of the people.

In response to our post below about Jessica Alba’s ass, Pimpin Polye$ter P writes:

Aight now I have to pin a ribon on yall for bringin us pics of the hottest bitch in Hollywood. Fuck all that Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Kristen Dunst sh!t. I got better hoes on 4 corners playin connect the twats than these skinny coke heads. (props to that kid Muska for hittin that bitch Paris though)

Jessica Alba is a dime no question. Them lips are on some Anglina Jolie level, she could swallow my kids any day. She just needs to step her ass game up though. Feed this bitch some corn bread or somethin and get that shit plump a la Vida Guerrera.

Matter fact yall fools need to step ya game and post some exclusive Vida pics. Get on ya grind, Poly aint feelin the Hollywood Ethiopia leaugue hoes, put some meat in it like you mean it biiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch !

All I have to say is: Booyah!

Vida Guerra pics (hi-res) and video (quicktime) after the jump

And the piece-de-resistance, a video of Vida in the tub with what appears to be the Drunken Stepfather himself.

The clip is on RapidShare, so you need to wait about 35 seconds to download it.

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Back when it seemed the celebrity beach pictures would never stop, we presented some fine pictures of Jessica Alba on all fours. Her ass was spectacular. Now, we have the reverse shots. Still quite nice.

Previously: Jessica Alba’s Perfect Ass

Jessica Alba beach pictures after the jump.

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More links for the soul. If you would like to send me a funny/cool/idiotic/pornographic link you have you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

8 Links after the Jump

Rick James Bitch
Caught red handed
Masturbation World Record Broken
Vintage Porn
Bid on making this girl a woman
PETA Presents: Tofu Wrestling
cameltoe Song Music Video
‘pentop computer’
True Believers

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More links for the soul. If you would like to send me a funny/cool/idiotic/pornographic link you have you can always email me at: brad.jew@gmail.com

8 Links after the Jump

Rick James Bitch
Caught red handed
Masturbation World Record Broken
Vintage Porn
Bid on making this girl a woman
PETA Presents: Tofu Wrestling
cameltoe Song Music Video
‘pentop computer’
True Believers

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Snoop has landed a shoe deal with Pony Shoes. So now you can watch him in the movies, listen to him on the ipod and even on the radio. You can wear him on your feet, and if you lucky you can sleep with his wife.

These shoes are alright, I am not totally droppin them like they are hot, and I am not Using Pharell’s Ice Creams to cool them down…I seriously doubt I would ever rock ’em, but I guess they are okay for the mainstream.

Yes, I am talking to you 15 year old wigger from the suburbs.

The stoy and pics are after the jump.

Straight from the slums of ContactMusic.com….

DOGG LANDS FOOTWEAR DEAL

Rap star SNOOP DOGG has signed a deal with American sports company PONY INTERNATIONAL to endorse a new range of footwear.

The RHYTHM + GANGSTA: THE MASTERPIECE star will promote the Biscuitz sports shoe range – Biscuitz is an American slang word for trainers or sneakers.

KILLICK DATTA, Pony’s Chief Executive Officer, says, “Pony is committed to matching Snoop’s high standards in everything we do under this incredible partnership and it is clear by his exclusive commitment to us that he has confidence in our ability to do so.”

Snoop’s influence on the range is immediately obvious with shoe styles bearing such names as The Snoopadoopa, Snoopalicious and Snoopfly. Five thousand sample pairs were released in America last December (04) and came with a Snoop cut-out.

Check out the high-tizzles here

and the low tizzles here

Fo’ Rizzle

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Lohan is filming in New Orleans, so she did what every good cokehead should, party! Here is a camera phone (my favorite) picture of the girl in action. I love seeing Lindsay high, it reminds me of when I used to sell her Meth.

I have never been to New Orleans but I am fat and I had a concept for a porno called “muslim girls gone jihad” and it was traditional muslim girls who make the move to North America for school, and found a passion for booze, drugs and gangbangs. I never got around to doing it, because I don’t mingle with other races.

I am a little slow on this picture, because my celebrity insider died…

Lohan’s Rolling Stone pics after the jump, fool.

UPDATE: More pics after the jump curtosy of Defamer

Defamer.com is good at this, I am just fat!

These are Rolling Stone Magazine pics, unfortunately from TheSuperficial, yes I know…he gets more traffic than us, so my hatred may seem like jealously but it is for other reasons….

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