Sienna Miller was one of my favorite actresses back when she was famous…

I used to think she was just the hottest thing out there…and not just because she got naked in movies, but partially because she got naked in movies….

She’s old now….a mom now…but in a bikini now…and despite being forgotten by me, blocking her out like a child blocks out being molested by her father, only remembering her as a girl I was excited to watch in a movie, cuz she got naked in movies…I was that pathetic…because she’s in a bikini….finally allowing me to understand what being TRIGGERED actually means or is actually about…you know because I hear it all the time, used on facebook, used at coffee shops, used at college bars I sneak into for cheap booze and terrible conversation with annoying, entitled, liberal idiots…but now I actually experienced it….first hand.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Sometimes I wonder if I have a Brain Injury, if it is a Retardation, can I call it a retardation since I feel like I’ve got it….and can I just self diagnose and I can now make retard jokes…like I’ve been doing with Autism jokes for years…cuz who is to say I am not Autistic…right…

I mean maybe it’s Stroke or Alzheimers…or years of hard drinking, sleep apnea and diabetes…I don’t have the answers….

But I need to find other things to diagnose myself with so that I can make fun of things without the witch hunt or fear of a witch hunt that I know isn’t actually ever going to be a witch hunt because no one gives a fuck about my jokes…probably because they aren’t that funny…But a boy’s allowed to dream…now if only I had a penis.

Here are some stepLINKS….

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Do you ever wonder if the daughter of a billionaire’s shit smells like gold, tastes like gold, is the kind of thing you’d want spread all over your chest like a german fetish porn, because you know that her excrement is worth more than you…..because I do…

It’s like seeing this billionaire’s daughter, you know that nothing but good quality food, cocaine, booze, gets filtered and digested through her system…and that her shit is probably more refined and of better quality than anything I’ve ever eaten….it smells rich cuz it is rich…feed it to me!! It’s no black like death Junkie Shit…

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Ariel Winter has a skinnier ass hanging out of her shorts than she once did…and when it comes to asses…and women in general…they are always substantially better when they don’t look like dumpy piles of shit…

So this is here to encourage all you fat slobs, that if you become less of a fat slob, you will be exponentially better to stare at in your dumb shorts that are almost lose fitting, when they were at one time not able to get over her fat thigh…

Skinny is better, where even ugly chicks, are less ugly when skinny.

Remember.

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I just watched TV for 5 minutes and along with all the morning news hosts looking like retired pornstars / strippers….I saw three-four commercials in a row..and all were designed for fat chicks….from woman razors, to Old Navy, to some other bullshit..all fat chicks…one even had a fat bitch with that MJ child molester Skin Disease…next up will be fat amputee skin disordered with Downs Syndrome, Diabetes …. like a bad Harmony Korine style movie trying to be as weird as it can…to show how accepting the brands are to sell plastic that is killing our damn oceans…

Fuck TV…at least with the internet news can be offset from how lame and inclusive and gross we are…with throat fucking porn..

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Along with her titty pics she posted:

“A world without sexism would be a world where hard work, merit and qualifications are put before gender. True partnerships would be present rather than the constrictions of traditional roles. Instead of being put in a box, everyone is on an even playing field and therefore benefits. This is the world in which I want my daughter to thrive.”

Which translates to:

Use your tits to get noticed…..

Or

Thank God my Grandpa invented Whirlpool and the modern washing machine, that shit keeps paying, and allowed my family to hire a PR team to showcase my tits.

Basically Kate Upton is just tits…mom tits….but still tits…and will always be tits.

And no better way to celebrate Woman’s Day…than tits.

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Show me your tits!

Not to make this about Michael Jackson because I really don’t care….even though it’s the third most watch documentary of all time…

It’s that my life is dull and I have nothing else going on, so I watched the documentary and that is the extent of my social life….or my interacting with pop culture….other than that…it’s just me staring at the wall….so it’s gotta be about MJ…..I have nothing else to talk about….

So…anyone who thinks any grown man, with an amusement park for a kidnapper van, and who thinks sharing a bed with little boys….is misunderstood or the victim….you’re fucking crazy…and anyone who is questioning the characters of the VICTIM…victim Blamers!…maybe you should think they have questionable characters because they were raped by the king of pop at the age of 7….

You’re all fucking nuts!

We could instead talk about how 21 year old Kylie Jenner is a self made billionaire…who hasn’t worked a day in her life and who is the opposite of self made…..which I thought was a story months ago and not sure why it’s a story today….Social media….Living in a world where I can see a girl I don’t know’s pussy…without paying her because she’s a power woman, a feminist, bringing down toxic masculinity…while wanting to really be an object, it’s coded into her soul, she wants to feed that Toxic Masculinity….so she does it by posting it to social media…Social media so many things to so many people, for me it is the nudes, for you following your favorite celebs, or memes, politics….to sluts a platform to make it, to Kylie Jenner the reason she’s a billionaire….

That said, Luke Perry is still dead…he died for our SINS….it is not an elaborate hoax…on Mardi Gras….the holiest of days…..

Shit, it’s Mardi Gras….a dream holiday in a great city….yet I’m here sitting in a snowbank…

Maybe you gotta ask some girls to see their tits…throw some beads at them for payment…do it on a cam site since like me that’s the only girl who interacts with you….

Mardi Gras girls and Cam Girls really are smarter than most feminists today who show their tits for free….cash is motherfuckers….

You can’t shut down this tradition…..but you can shut down these stepLINKS….

Here are some stepLINKS…

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I’ve been practicing my one liners – because all these words I type are sore on my hands and people don’t bother reading them even though they are part of the joke…I fell like the built up and cut off is where the funny lies…but I also realize that being a MEME account…posting one liners is where the eyeballs are…it is where the shareable content is…and when SOME E CARDS started doing big things a decade ago…and I Haz Hamburger with their cat pics… I should have jumped on it…dropped the site, focused on the MEMES…cuz having a blog…is fully fucking useless unless you’re a teen girl but even then you just post all your thoughts on social media…what I am saying is..MEMES man…

I guess this post was a terrible one liner…let me try out a few…

“Goes to the bathroom once”

I guess it only works with the picture….

I’m on it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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Selma Blair has found a new angle to get people to pay attention to her, and it’s announcing she has MS…..

No one has bothered with Selma Blair for a long fucking time, and it’s so easy for the bitch to just pretend she has MS…and just ride the Illness train to get media hype and noticed…

She gets invited to one event…busts out the cane…and people start talking about it like it’s a thing…

I am starting a movement, of one, that no one will participate in called #PostTheDrsNote…because I need proof.

I know people with MS who have had MS for years and don’t have a cane…she’s an actor, she’s pandering, and she’s crazy.

I’ve seen one too many Insurance Scam videos on the internet to believe @SelmaBlair has MS, cuz she brought out a cane and said she has MS. #postthedrsnote

Let’s start a movement to get @SelmaBlair to post her Dr’s Note. Bringing a cane to the first event she was invited to in 5 years does not equal MS. #PostTheDrsNote

It’s too fucking easy to lie about this and get the attention she wants out of this…and Hollywood types are evil….and woud do this kind of thing.

I want PROOF…that your sympathy is warranted, cuz she’s playing this one up, laying it on thick…she’s bullshit…

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People are so ridiculous….they don’t even know what is good or bad, what is hot or not, what is funny or not…they just know what is popular…

I remember when the dudes in my sixth grade class found this troll hot, they collectively found this troll hot, and I went along with it because I was the weird immigrant kid, all while thinking she was a troll…deciding then and there that I will not conform with the general consensus, not to be different or cool, just because other people are idiots and I knew early on that it was better to stick to my own opinion…..that way I’d treat a troll like a troll…and not like a babe…when she was a troll…you get further in life that way….

So all this mall brand, general consensus pop music, radio top 40, Adam Levine shit, or on TV that James Corden or whatever that little pudgy British Man who screams at American with excitement..or Margot Robbie and Emma Stone and other top tier actresses are literally just shit…but you people can’t see it…

It’s crazy. You are Crazy. Get a fucking opinion.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

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