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2019

20

Feb

Lisa Rinna Panty Flash of the Day

Lisa Rinna is a relatively insignificant reality show star, who was on Celebrity Apprentice and was rumored to have jerked off TRUMP will fingering his asshole, the good old fashioned prostate milking, that only seasoned whores are into getting involved in, while younger women still seem to fear shit..even though they’ve grown up on ass licking….

Well, she’s 100 fucking years old, and still out there flashing her panties, cuz I guess she thinks and feels like she’s still hot…and she’s not horrible..despite the rotting smell that I am sure radiates from her vagina….hence the thick panties…to keep the smells in….

I call this..not letting being old and expired get in the way of your whoring…still whorin’…keep whoring…if it’s what you know and what you are good at…don’t give it up…right.

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This is the pussy, the mentor, the mother that created Delilah Bell Hamlin…following her mom’s whore lead….let’s take a second to check her out…

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2019

20

Feb

Danielle Knudson Firm Titty of the Day

Danielle Knudson is a Canadian titty model who was in Sports Illustrated at least once…

She’s 29, so that’s probably why this titty video of her is being leaked, you know draw attention to herself before she turns 30 so that she’s still remembered into her 30s, even though she’s hardly rememebered now…

I am Canadian, and Canadian socialist laws have this Canadian Content law, so that we don’t get lost in American culture, where that we have to include a certain amount of Canadian produced content in any media outlet….

So that when you listen to the radio, 1/3 of the music is Canadian….like Drake, The Weeknd, Bieber and Avril Lavigne….

(insert Avril Lavigne Cleavage pic here)…

Or Nickelback, RUSH, Pam Anderson, Martin Short, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sarah McGlocklynn, Seth Rogan, Sandra Oh, Eugene Levy, Ryan Gosling, Dan Ackroyd, Jim Cary, Mike Myers….usually acts that are also big in America but that we have to hear a lot more often than you do…so we hate them more…

Point being, this Knudson bitch is a virtual no one…but her tits from her nude video that is a few years old are solid…super solid.

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2019

20

Feb

Lea Rostain and Salome Walbrou Nude of the Day

Lea Rostain and Salomé Walbrou are two naked babes showing off their bush in what looks like some Bohemian french artist’s studio / apartment, which is a great setting to make the nudity seem less shameless and attention seeking, and more artistic and high concept thanks to the whole integration of the artist…giving reason to be nude even though we are in an era with no need to be nude.

It’s European, with the French bush vibe…like the roaring 20s or even then 1900s in France where there was a huge sexual revolution, lesbians and nudity…lots of wine and cheese….intellectuals coming together and living their best life..

Only it’s the 2019s and this kind of behavior is just instagram porn fodder and not high concept edgy or interesting at all. It is not political or making any intellectual progress or statement. It’s just two naked bitches together in a room and there’s nothing wrong with that…but rather everything perfect with that.

The coloring of these pics – hurts my eyes…

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2019

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s always weird when you find out that a girl you know, whether it is your mother/sister or a random girl who works at the deli, usually it’s the younger crowd, they are more open minded on things, has allowed a man to shit on them for sexual reasons…and not for money….but for pleasure…because you’ve seen fecal porn as a meme, but didn’t realize people were into it on that level…not people you knew…you were prejudice against it….because you found shit gross….you didn’t expect anyone, at least not anyone you know to be into it….

What do you do when you find out that your wife has been shit on back in college? You’d probably pretty upset….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Amazon God Says Enquirer is Bribing Him with Dick Pics
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Bearded Dragon Sits Down for a Fancy Meal
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Tornado VS Train
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Tits in the Photobooth
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Dude Throws Brick Through Girlfriend’s Car
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Charlotte Dawson Nip Slip
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Ariana Grande Thinks Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson are Cute
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Arianna Grande is Mad at the Grammys
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Good Timing.
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Chinese Martial Arts
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Skin Colored Nipples
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Big Tits in a Harness Getting Pizza
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2019

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was thinking about how religious girls doing anal instead of vaginal sex for god…to keep that virginity…whilst being a huge slut…who has had a ton of dick in her ass…is pretty fucking amazing. Keep it meaty in the backside of the panties….and pure in the frotn…

Which led me to a Mormon MEME account on Instagram, and a series of Mormon girls gone bad who went from Mormon wedding outside the Temple…to instagram bikini ass shots real quick…making m think this whole God things better than I ever expected.

Here are some steplINKS…

Girls with Big Ass in Leggins Doing Gymnastics Badly
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Welcome Back Paulina Porizkova
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The Rock was the First Choice Host of the Oscars….he was too Busy being Rich as Fuck
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Drunk Driver of the Day
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How 9 Billionaires Start Their Mornings
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Disgruntled Boyfriend Throws Brick Through Window
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Australia Wants to Ban R Kelly
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Pornstar Lily IVY Gallery
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PUT A RING ON IT
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2019

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The power of the internet is great when it works for you…you know when you can either be a slut who doesn’t have to get a job so you can focus on relaxation so that you have all kinds of energy to chat with your girlfriends doing the same thing as you about your rich boyfriends who suck….

It also allows us to see how uncreative people are as they do the same picture over and over again, making each city the same city, and each meal the same meal…across all borders…we are all the same boring pile of shit…

But with the right facebook targeting…it can also make you the President of the Free world…that’s pretty cool…but not as the cool as the access to any type of porn you can come up with…cuz you may not be creative in your selfies and content production but you are in your jerking off to things like stepfather porn – which is likely the only reason you’re hear…only to realize shit…”this isn’t stepfather porn”….porn…what the public actually likes spending their time on….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nude Actor of the Day
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Tyra Banks Opening the Dumbest Themepark Ever for the Instagram Generation
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Don’t Worry Kate Beckinsale Just Likes to Fuck Pete Davidson for Fun
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The Man Who Has Done 3 Million Edits on Wikipedia
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Nasty Useless Slut’s Hard Nips in a Tube Top
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Bella Thorne Bikini Top
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Out of Control Speedometer…
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Some Crazy Fucking Drone Footage by Some Drone Dude
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Gia Genevieve – bare Ass
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Dance for Jesus
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Brawl in Middle of Road
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Water VS Fire…..
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Kidnapper of the Day
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WHOOPS of the DAy at the Gas Station
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When an Electrician Forgets His Lighter
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2019

05

Feb

Claudia Shows Her Tits of the Day

I think one of the least attractive names in the history of names is Claudia…so I try not to look at these Claudia tits and think that they are named Claudia tits…because it’s the least attractive names in History.

That said….

Claudia, if that’s even her real name, who doesn’t have a last name, so I can’t find her on instagram to Judge her and her life choices, is posing in what I am sure she considers art, totally naked, for some pervert who baited her in cuz he wanted to control her poses and stare at her pussy….and not be deemed a pervert…it’s a photographer thing…

Is getting all dramatic with her in bed poses, showing her personality, her soul, her inner inspirations…and by all that I mean her tits…these are just an excuse to show off some great tits…and any excuse for that is a friend of mine…even if she’s not my friend and will probably send an email asking me to take it all down. Mean people.

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2019

01

Feb

Kelly Gale Nipples of the Day

Kelly Gale is a Victoria’s Secret model and she has nipples….nipples she wants you to look at…because nipples are the focal point of the titty….and without nipples, like the fat girl I once knew with the most pale and stretched out nipples, that are hardly nipples….but this one right here, making the big money, thanks to the tits….Insightful right? Fuck off. Write this damn post yourself asshole.

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2019

31

Jan

Zoja Sinitchine Naked Shoot of the Day

I don’t know who Zoja Sinitchine is, but if you look at this from the right angle you can see her bald pussy, and despite being an activist for the bush, and I have been forever, she’s still a wonderful specimen and contribution to the internet content space, thanks to her being hot…

An Eastern European apparently….which is exactly where I want her to be…Inspiring…

It makes me want to get sign up to the local Russian club, maybe eat at the local Russian restaurant, learn the language and maybe watch some Russian Porn….which I guess is the on thing I have in common with your government..but my reasons are solely based on recruiting hot chicks and making them big stars…cuz all the hottest chicks are Eastern European..it’s a face…

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2019

31

Jan

Anastasiya Scheglova Naked Model of the Day

Anastasiya Scheglova has the right fucking name, has the right fucking cultural background, has the right fucking work ethic and hustle, and is just fucking great on all levels…because a hot Russian girl from the communist land of opportunity…hard working, focused, committed, Soulless, trained with a love for the good life….doing whatever she can to not be a cam girl to be a higher end version of a cam girl, and I support everything going on here on all levels…she’s hot…the tattoos are shit..but I can see past that…I am a versatile pervert, throw anyting my way and I can find a way to stare at it, sexualize it, and think how great it would be to be rich so that I can buy it….

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