I don’t know who Zoja Sinitchine is, but if you look at this from the right angle you can see her bald pussy, and despite being an activist for the bush, and I have been forever, she’s still a wonderful specimen and contribution to the internet content space, thanks to her being hot…

An Eastern European apparently….which is exactly where I want her to be…Inspiring…

It makes me want to get sign up to the local Russian club, maybe eat at the local Russian restaurant, learn the language and maybe watch some Russian Porn….which I guess is the on thing I have in common with your government..but my reasons are solely based on recruiting hot chicks and making them big stars…cuz all the hottest chicks are Eastern European..it’s a face…

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Anastasiya Scheglova has the right fucking name, has the right fucking cultural background, has the right fucking work ethic and hustle, and is just fucking great on all levels…because a hot Russian girl from the communist land of opportunity…hard working, focused, committed, Soulless, trained with a love for the good life….doing whatever she can to not be a cam girl to be a higher end version of a cam girl, and I support everything going on here on all levels…she’s hot…the tattoos are shit..but I can see past that…I am a versatile pervert, throw anyting my way and I can find a way to stare at it, sexualize it, and think how great it would be to be rich so that I can buy it….

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With impotence from hard living, old age, low testosterone – masturbating ferociously to deal with stressful situations and boredom…and really just how you should spend your days when you’re unemployed….not masturbating all day is not an option….especially with all the sluts out there thinking they are empowered by sharing all their sexual stories and butt shots out there…

So I am looking for new hobbies to replace my chronic masturbation and I’ve decided to take up knitting.

What used to be spending hours upon hours looking at tits – will now be put to good use to make a fucking blanket….while still looking at tits…it’s just my hands don’t know what to do with themselves with no boner to jack off…so why know be productive…

Based on the amount of time I used to jerk off, and the amount of time I spend staring at tits, I expect to open my own blanket brand by the end of the year….

DrunkenStepBlankets….keep you and whoever you’ve drunkenly brought home warm cuz you can’t afford you heat and you can’t rely on sober consent..

Blankets man….they are the future of this empire.

Here are some stepLINKS

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Lina Esco.

I am too lazy to look in the archives of this glorious website, the priceless archived that are often confused for a resource for academics studying the sluts in pop culture over the last 15 years…as I have been referenced in all major scholar circles…in case you didn’t know…that’s how I get all that college pussy…right….

I am lying.

I don’t even reference the archives..no one does….but this Lina chick is an actor, producer and free the nipple activist…a good activist to be if you like being jacked off to cuz you have hot tits…like Lina…

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Locked Out Naked Man Gets Towel Stolen

Scooters are Fun….

The Axe Man

Man VS Chinese Restaurant

Lizard in the Kitchen

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Oksana Klimarchuk has the right name….I went through this already today….Russian sounding name, possibly a sex worker, likely not a webcam model like her friends from back home…but maybe she is…who knows….it’s all a grey area…blurred lines…like that song that made that fat titty bitch with the belly button famous….all whores…all the time….but when they are Russian or from Communism they have the right level of darkness and more importantly…the right level of work ethic..

I guess what I am saying is that….it’s nice to see some nipple rings.

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If you know me – you know my love for the Eastern European / Soviets. There’s something about communism that killed off the uglies, taught people a level of desperation through starvation, trained them to be hard workers, or spies…and the whole thing created an opportunistic kind of self serving hustle.

I also love instagram girls doing instagram shoots with there tits out…and sometimes thing of all the sluts I’d miss out on if the GRAM wasn’t real…

So this Angela chick….Right Name, Right Outfit, Right Shoot. Great times for all…except maybe her…you know selling herself for this cheap…but it’s better than being paid to piss on webcam….

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I am working on my memoir….calling it:

“Digesting pop culture and violently and painfully shitting it out on the internet since 2004 thanks to terrible fucking hemorrhoids caused by sitting all day digesting pop culture…that isn’t really pop culture at all…but rather the women bodies that are part of pop culture…since I don’t care about their stories, their gossip…just their tits…and I guess buttholes….”

The other working title was “Jesus Martinez: From Tears to Laughter”…but I don’t think it tells enough of my story….

Not that I am actually working on a memoir, I don’t like the concept of “working” towards anything and prefer sitting….hence the hemorrhoids….

So really I just wasted your time with nonsense rambling…the way you like it…pervert.

Here are some morning links at 12:30 pm because morning means different things to different people….

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Ashley Tisdale despite being 40 years old, because when she did High School Musical she was 30, playing an 18 year old, has historically had a decent body and a broken down, busted up face…even before her mangled BOTCHED nose job…that may not be as bad as the BOTCHED ass implants I linked to yesterday …but that was pretty fucking bad…

I singled her out and cyberbullied her, even though no one heard me because I am irrelevant….only because she was getting media hype around being an “It girl” or the “Hottest thing”…something I knew was paid for….

BUT I always defended her fitness and said, even if she’s garbage, has a shitty face, a hot body goes a long fuckng way….so far that she’s out there on instagram like all girls showing off her ass…cuz why the fuck wouldn’t you show your ass if your body is all you have going for you and all the girls you compete with are doing it…you have no choice….if you want to play their game…

I’m just sad there’s not anal tissue exposed….it makes all the butt shots better.

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