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Yet such was the case; just as the sun sank over the edge of the waves he saw, to his great relief, a large island directly in his path
sorry not for me and the address is above
She threatened to scratch my eyes out if I touched her
Where is she? asked Dorothy He dropped to a lower position in the air, and when he judged himself to be over the center of the island he turned the indicator to zero and stopped short The country was beautifully wooded, while pretty brooks sparkled through the rich green foliage of the trees

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This girl was fat and on crack that I sold her. Now she is thinner and too good for my crack, she just likes to get jacked on trimspa pills and shows her titties in the process.

We know you have already seen her naked, she was a playboy centerfold, but it’s nice to see her letting the ladies out. Unfortunately she is rocking a pair of white trash pasties. I have a pair, but I only wear them to the beach, and that is because I have very offensive nipples

Check out the Anna Nicole Pic (no that isn’t me pulling up her shirt).

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In this picture you can see Christina Aguilera’s nipple ring. That’s all I have to say about that.

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In this picture you can see Christina Aguilera’s nipple ring. That’s all I have to say about that.

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If only I found this a few weeks ago I would have given one to each of my kids for Hanukkah. They promise no “real” tampons are harmed in the making of these dolls so the activists will love them too.

HERE

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These are some new clips, at least clips I haven’t seen from the Larry Clark/Harmony Korine flick Ken Park. This mainstream/indy movie movement that incorporates real sex acts really gets me going. I see a move from porn to the mainstream and that gets me hard.

Check the clips out HERE

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Oh, Lindsay. We know your breasts are big, but if you really must remind us, what else can we do. Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are spectacular, to quote a little known sitcom, regardless of their foundation in reality. Though, One question remains: Why does she all of a sudden have the face of a fourty year old?

Update: Hi-Res Lindsay Lohan pics

More pics after the jump

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When I was looking for my wife, I shopped around…i weighed all my options and I even considered mail order, but being a poor person, I decided to take the other route, internet chat rooms, find the lonliest one around, and lure her in with my great looks and charm….

Here is a site I tried before I landed my Claudette

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She is the flat chested girl from Baywatch. I remember my college years (I never went to college) spending endless nights watching Baywatch. I never really understood why they had this character in the show, I think it had to do with something about the producers being sexist and only hiring big breasted women, enstilling a horrible image on today’s youth and advocating implants…this is like when the factory I worked at hired a bunch of Paki’s, they were right off the boat and stank like curry. Was that racist? It’s affirmative action bitch and cheap labor. Without it my people would be much poorer.

Alexandra had a sex scene with a dude from ROBOCOP, edited was the part where his hard dick poked out of his boxers. I remember when this happened to me, only it wasn’t during a sex scene, it was at swimming practice, and I was the coach…..I just couldn’t get enough of them girls.

The clip is here

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