Yeah

I have 1 hour left to get my google images of the day out there, otherwise I miss my window, which is only 24 hours long. It’s like a backseat abortion going to far.

The word for our Google Image search today is ORAL
The results are HERE

This book is better than Oral

The oral was so intense, her hair went all afro like a jew

This reminds me of Oral with Daddy

This stache is great for Oral

The Infamous XRAY ORAL

XRAY ORAL 2

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We all know I love Lohan and her freckled breasts. So today’s picture is of Lohan “Crack Rockin”. You can’t see her cleavage, but you can pretend. This picture reminds me of the day I huffed gas with the eskimos down the road. I was totally messed up….I remember walking in on the eskimo mother taking a bath…..

LOHAN ON CRACK HERE

LOHAN CLEAVAGE HERE (can’t have a lindsay lohan post without it)

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About

I was born in 1976 in Mola di Bari, a small town in the south of Italy, where I lived with my mother Maria, my father Mario, my sister Flavia, and my dog Virgola. Eventually I grow up and I left for THE CITY: Milan. I was very scared but excited at the same time. I was leaving the blue sea and the ancient olive trees to follow a dream but it was time … In the teeming city, life has a different shape: fast rhythms, thick smog, deep cold, hard academic work … some friends. Four years passed in a “two shakes of a lamb’s tail [Pulp Fiction]” and I had to leave again. This time for THE COUNTRY: USA. Me, a tiny girl, always cold, was going to Boulder Colorado, up in the mountains, under a soft mantle of snow. This time I was too scared to be even excited a bit. My English was horrible: I could speak so little and understand even less! But I made it! I worked at BioServe Space Technologies for almost one year and I really loved my job there. They made me feel useful for the first time of my life. It is such an awesome experience. Thanks Alex (my boss) and everyone else I shared this year with. And now my last (for now) jump: graduate school. Thanks to Angel and Nivea I found the energy for a new adventure: Santa Barbara, CA.

Pictures

BIKINI (Is that Pucci) HERE

BIKINI AGAIN HERE

Her site is HERE

you can find her email on the site, if you feel like stalking, you pervert.

Question for the Comments Section – Is this illegal?

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I love spam – every morning I check my inbox and spam greets me, it is more reliable than any woman in my life. Don’t Click the links, this shit is SPAM….idiots!


To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: KRettig@parsleyparty.com
Subject: office all orifice extravaganza

Marianne has always been known as the office bike…. Everyone has had a ride of this sexy executive secretary. We took her on an ALL OFFICE – ALL ORIFICE extravaganza – no office was safe and no sex act was banned. This is one serious fuckfest.

Check out this sexy secretary now

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The Tsunami is a tragedy, but the bigger issue to me is this couple. This is probably all over the internet, but when I saw it – I was totally thrown off. The fact of the matter is that not too far away thousands of people are dead, and this loving couple were like “fuck it, let’s go tanning”

A couple tanning while a nation is destroyed, we call this the die hard vacationer. One time I took the girls to the water park (we vacation on a budget) and it started to rain, I made those girls ride those waterslides until their feet got cut up from the cement…in the rain. Some people think I am a bad father, well guess what….I am not their dad!

The picture of the Vacationers HERE

note: she is topless, rumor is she lost her top when the wave hit.

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If I had to die, I would Die Hard, I would even consider dying harder with avengence. Speaking of hard, here is a clip from the movie Color of Night, where our friend and hero Bruce Willis exposes himself and sucks on titties.

I remember when I dreamt about being Bruce, a short man with all the bitches,I am talking moonlighting with that fat slut Cybil.

Bruce Willis with the Titty Suck and Bruce Willis freeing the little willis, by little willis I mean his penis stupid
HERE (click on Deleted and it is about 5 seconds in)

NOTE- The Girl in the Clips name is Jane March.

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If I had to die, I would Die Hard, I would even consider dying harder with avengence. Speaking of hard, here is a clip from the movie Color of Night, where our friend and hero Bruce Willis exposes himself and sucks on titties.

I remember when I dreamt about being Bruce, a short man with all the bitches,I am talking moonlighting with that fat slut Cybil.

Bruce Willis with the Titty Suck and Bruce Willis freeing the little willis, by little willis I mean his penis stupid
HERE (click on Deleted and it is about 5 seconds in)

NOTE- The Girl in the Clips name is Jane March.

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Magnifico Strikes Again!

I’d always just assumed (no pun intended) that Jessica Alba would have a nice ass, but who knew…

Pictures after the jump

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Magnifico Strikes Again!

I’d always just assumed (no pun intended) that Jessica Alba would have a nice ass, but who knew…

Pictures after the jump

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What a good day. At least in terms of celebrity nipple sightings. This pic of the wonderful Mandy Moore nip slip is a little old, but this is a Hi-Res version of what was previously a fairly low quality shot, so don’t go getting your proverbial panties in a twist.

Enjoy.

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