Russian model Anne V is a Swimsuit and Lingerie model who is fucking Adam Levine….She has returned to her war torn communist country via email, probably for fear of them never letting her go, throwing into work camps with rationed bread like she was her parents and not the spoiled little millionaire she’s become thanks to living out the American dream, sending them these pictures of her and her real life “not for the sake of a photoshoot” boyfriend Adam Levine, also known as the guy who makes Christina Aguilera look extra fat on TV cuz he’s so skinny and she’s so fat by comparison to most, as well as the LA rich kid who made a name for himself in a shitty band called Maroon 5 only girls like cuz they want to fuck him…and she’s showing nipple…ass and is fucking hot… I’m into it…good work couple of the day…more couples need to be posting the woman half of the couple naked for me….

Here’s some porn disguised as fashion disguised as art disguised as porn that has no penetration or genitals in it….

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HARPER’S BAZAAR 11/11 from Koray Birand on Vimeo.

Hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra works for me…whether the movie makes sense, has a point, is interesting, or not, because by default the hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra is interesting on its own….and that’s as good as a review you’re gonna get out of me….for this Ana Beatriz Barros in her Sheer Bra Walking Around video for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey….Fashion Porn….is still porn…

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Today’s rumor is that Amanda Seyfried is taking yet another role from Lindsay Lohan, her co-star in Mean Girls…and hat is amazing…because a few years ago when I used to talk to Lohan, I sent her a text about how amazing Seyfried was when I found out abou Seyfried, and Lohan wrote back something mean spirited. That phone is long gone, those messages are too, but the fact Lohan hates this hot, willing to get naked, talent I want to give a sponge bath to with my tongue makes Seyfried all the more relevant, amazing, lovely to me…not that that is even possible….which is so weird for me because I am so used to hating everything…..

Here she is with Timberlake at their movie premiere….with her great tits in a tight dress and all…

On a sidenote – Here are some picutres of Lohan’s great tits in a dress leaving court today – a free woman……and the whole thing is boring and doesn’t deserve a post of her own cuz she’s fucking garbage and Amanda Seyfried’s her replacement….

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Here’s some Scarlett Johansson rocking some 80s hooker gear shooting a movie where she plays and 80s hooker…which is believable, you know not cuz of her nude pics she released for publicity or to divert from her divorce, but because she must have got paid indirectly for sex to get where she got in Hollywood, all while making the public think she’s the hottest thing since Marilyn Monroe, despite looking at lot more like a chubby Gaga to me….Maybe I’m crazy, maybe Scajo is the hottest shit in Hollywood, but I like to think I’m never wrong so by default you are….Don’t get me wrong…I still grabbed Gaga’s ass in fishnets behind her security guard’s back 2 years ago….I’m not an idiot, I’d still fuck all bitches, and I’ve fucked far uglier ones…I just call it for the bullshit that it is….seriously…look at that face and convince me she’s as hot as everyone else says she is….I don’t think you can do it….I do think it is all hype and more importantly if I was the husband I’d be dick deep in Blake Lively…..

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My favorite place to hang out at the mall….or the hospital….or pretty much anywhere with stairs or balconies or escaltors…..is at the bottom of the shit so that I can look up and have what may be the closest thing I will ever have to a religious experience, only because it is the only time I look towards the sky and feel enlightened in any way….the amount of pussy I have seen that way is far more than I have seen at a strip club, since lots of girls don’t actually wear underwear, or at least it seems that way when you spend your entire day there with that vantage point….unfortunately, Selena Gomez isn’t one of those commandos…she’s wearing what may very well be a pair of fucking gym shorts under her skirt, so that no one gets a compromising view and that makes this a waste…even more of a waste than her 18th birthday…because she had this chance to shine, but instead, she just let me down….

At least it is still an upskirt..

Here are some pics of her in a tight Dress….

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Here’s that dip it low single mother cuz she wants to be a stereotype Christina Milian doing some bullshit with her tits hanging out cuz letting her tits hang out makes her feel like she’s still got it going on, which as far as I’m concerned she does, but then again, I’m not looking at her naked, or more importantly, I’m not testing how many fingers fit in her vagina….not that that kind of damage every turns me off….if anything it adds layers to the complexity that is Christina Milian…..or not…just look at her tits stop trying to make something interesting out of this garbage.

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How about some old lady body pretending it is still in its 20s, going to late night club events because hosting that shit is the only work she gets because I guess when you’re a playboy chick with no real skill other than looking good naked and willing to get naked to show off her fake tits like she’s a cheap whore stripper – because that’s what she is, only a more socially acceptable version 10 years too late – even if being the old lady dancing in the club is just fucking awkward – leaving everyone wondering what her kids would think if they saw her in this humiliating state…is never socially acceptable…or at least it shouldn’t be unless it is fucking in the bathroom stall while the husband is at home taking kid of the kids……

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Her name is Meagan Camper….She’s the new Ashlee Simpson…or at least in terms of what she’s sticking in the ass…you know since Pete Wentz is likely gay and more likely to be into getting fucked with a strap-on…

She’s an aspiring model, because I looked her up and there was nothing about her anywhere on the internet, leading me to think, this is all part of her marketing strategy, you know cuz meeting a famous dude in a bar leads to a bright future and great lifestyle if played out right, and even if it isn’t it could lead to a stint on dancing with the stars, which is far more than she probably coulda pulled off on her own….but the highlight in her career is how much Ashlee Simpson likely hates her, giving her death stares and demanding she doesn’t touch their kids on Pete’s visits….Amazing….but not as amazing as the sex tape she’ll release when he moves onto the next pussy, knowing that with Fall Out Boy millions comes eager girls….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is far more fun to look at when in her girdle or SPANX as they are marketed this generation, push up bra, and a designer dress made out of bandage material, that acts as further support for where the SPANX aren’t pulling through….you know turning fat chicks, or thick bitches, that you otherwise would only want to fuck when you meet at 3 am, while drunk in a late night pizza place, cuz as her body pretty explicitedly outlines, she likes to eat….but I’m lazy and I’ve got these pics, so I’ll post them anyway….you know since no one cares what I have to say anyway…..anyway, here are the pics.

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Here are some pictures I linked to yesterday of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing some Victoria’s Secret hustle, since Holiday season is coming and Holiday season means their busiest time of year, where they scam their way onto everyone’s website and even onto nation network television, because they get girls half naked for money, and people like that….myself included…unfortunately, because I would rather be getting paid for this shit….

That said, I don’t even notice Erin Heatherton in these pics, she’s too American and American Women, like Kim Kardashian, represent all that is bad in the world, all spoiled and materialistic….I’m always drawn to the immigrant….like Candice Swanepoel….maybe it’s the fact that I can threaten to send them home after fucking them, even though I have no power, I like to feel like I do, it taps into my Government Official fantasy….

And I really love South African women…I don’t know what it is with that country, but these bitches are hot….maybe I’m just ignorant, and the ugly ones get kept on the farm while only the hot white ones who don’t have AIDS are let out of the country….but that works for me….

Here she is. Doing nothing but getting paid. Erotic.

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