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2011

03

Nov

Mena “The Forehead” Suvari is Weird Looking of the Day

I wonder if Mena Suvari was ever marketed as a “babe”….did she ever get listed on Maxim’s hot list, or any other bullshit list paid for by advertisers and partner companies that get the girls in photoshoots for them…you know like if I did a top list and nominated lohan, marketed it hard, then asked her to be in a shoot for it, basically sucking up to her to get something out of her, well that’s their level of journalism…..was she ever considered hot?

Because she is so not hot….even in her Recent enough considering how dead her career topless scene in a movie called Garden of Eden

I don’t know, I don’t get it, all I see is forehead….maybe it has to do with alien infiltrating mankind to learn about them from the inside evil genius that made it happen for her….it’s gotta be that….cuz otherwise there’s no reason for it…

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2011

03

Nov

Latoya Jackson Fake Tits in a Black Dress of the Day

Remember when Latoya Jackson did Playboy….That was interesting….

One of the first naughty movies I could jerk off to that I stole on VHS years ago was her Playboy video…She was weird looking, then, weirder looking now, and I’m even conviced she doesn’t actually exist, but that she’s just a host body for Michael to make the transition into womanhood without having anyone ask questions…you know – get the robot in Playboy, make her seem real, so people don’t question when MJ dies to live a normal life as her….

So these pics of MJ in a tight dress showing off his fake, plastic surgery tits are for you MJ fans…and believers that this is in face MJ….and all you naysayers need to be reminded of all the weirder shit dude did than make a female host body for his brain….like rape little kids by luring them in with his own petting zoo and amusment park…

Think about….

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2011

03

Nov

Lisa Rinna Tank Top Titties of the Day

Lisa Rinna is made of plastic….but she’s got a Great Tits probably thanks to being made of plastic…you see cuz when you’re a robot, you can’t rot like a normal 50 year old woman, you kinda just stay in tact, in some unnatural way, all big vagina lipped on her face or not….

A few years ago she did playboy naked…and I kinda liked it….so any chance I see her in skin tight clothes, that is probably made of the same technologically advanced fabric as her skin she paid for….I post the pics…weird, sure…but I get way weirder….

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2011

03

Nov

Hilary Duff Baby Making Vagina Hugging Pants of the Day

I’m a big fan of Hilary Duff’s pregnancy….and I don’t know why because the concept of pregnancy before Hilary Duff wore it so well…disgusted me…you know the uterus full of new life is freaky on its own…but then imagine it’s your kid that you’re stuck with for its entire life…knowing it will end up hating you, even though you pay for it, leading a real STD worst that AIDS cuz it talks back to you….but knowing Hilary Duff’s Uterus got Stuffed by Hilary Duff’s husband…or at least by her farting it out her ass and fingering herself cuz he only does anal….just makes her better….I think the stomach just balances out her broad shoulders…carrying it well, even when that baby making vagina gets hugged by her tight pants…I mean especially when that vagina gets hugged by tight pants…

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2011

03

Nov

Rose McGowan’s Hot Body in a Tight Dress of the Day

I saw a movie called Doom Generation when I used to rent movies based on the nudity rating….and that movie did more than provide me jerk off material for what is alost two decades…but more importantly…introduced me to some of the hottest, full, nicely hanging breasts in Hollywood….

I never hate on Rose McGowan or her aging process, I just appreciate that she’s still fit and more importantly, that she still has great tit…

I don’t know what these pics are of, but as creepy as the paparazzi who took them, I’m posting them for all you weirdos who jerk off to girls walking down streets in dresses…

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2011

03

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Shitty Girl on Girl Pool Picture of the Day

Remember Hayden Panettiere…She was a teenage celebrity for a minute…you know cuz as a daughter of a cheesy plastic soap star…it was easy…but then she turned 18 and lost her appeal cuz America is filled with perverts who only like a midget, troll, thick shoulded strong woman when she’s underage….well now she’s trying to seduce by posting lesbian pictures of herself in the pool with another bitch, you know something you’d find on a college spring break, only she totally missed the fucking mark…because there’s nothing erotic about two underwater bitches, unless the pic is from underwater, letting us see their fucking bodies in flight….not that Hayden’s all that graceful, and it wouldn’t be like watching a romantic erotic performance art piece I can jerk off to …an underwater ballet, but more of a clunky piece of shit who has a vagina big enough to handle 7 foot tall dude penis….but it’d be better than this…..

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2011

03

Nov

Maria Menounos’ Tight Dress of the Day

The highlight of Maria Menounos is when she flashed the world her vagina thanks to a loose bikini and a wave…..

But her tight dress on set of the shitty show she works on, talking about celebrity bullshit, with celebrities, in what is clearly an ad paid for by the celebrities, to fill the heads of middle america with celebrity bullshit they think they need to care about, to distract from real life issues, and real life conversation…..it’s population control…don’t buy into it….

Oh right, I have a celebrity site…shit…I fuck everything up….unfortunately I don’t get to fuck Maria Menounos up…the ass…that greek goddess who I know loves anal cuz every greek girl I know loves anal…..but these pics are good enough for now…

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2011

03

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The site should be back and working better than ever…yesterday was spent uploading posts that no one could see or read which was something I am used to since no one reads anything I post….but that doesn’t depress me…I actually hate most people because they are idiots….so hanging out with myself prevents serious anger issues….good times.

Toys R Us Pokemon Card Freakout – VIDEO
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50 Most Gorgeous Fans in Soccer History
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Free Cam Show Insanity
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Mikaela James is One Lovely Lithuanian
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Thriller Halloween Light Show
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I Wanna Be All Over Peaches
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Olivia Munn’s Side Boob Salutes Royalty
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The Best Live Web Cam Shows on the Net
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Squirting Pussy on the Fucking Machine
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How to Get Her to Buy You a Drink
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The Grandtheft Auto Trailer is Here – VIDEO
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Some Smut….

Some Smut for you to Get Off To – No Homo
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Katie Price “Jordan” Topless Pics
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The Apple Twins Twin Fetish
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2011

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I changed servers today – So if you are reading this – it means you are seeing the updated site….if you aren’t…then you’re seeing yesterday’s stepLINKS and there’s no point in me even writing cuz it’s too fucking confusing to explain….it’s like there are two of me…both equally shitty…and you’re only getting the old one….but now you’re getting the new one, when really I should have done this on the weekend, or I should have just taken the day off and slept all day…Assholes.

Here are the AMAZING stepLINKS…with SO MUCH goodness that you’d be an IDIOT not to click….even though we already know you’re an idiot based on your hanging out with the wrong crowd proven by you being on this site…

Lindsay Lohan Basically Got To Choose Her Own Sentence. Oh, Good.
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A Dude Showing The Lohans How It’s Done – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows You Will Love, I Promise
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Bieber’s Baby Momma’s slutty Panty Pics
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Dog Survives the Gas Chamber…..AMAZING….
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Janet Jackson’s Weird Shiney Titty Shirt in Green
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How to Get Her to Buy You a Drink, Cause Your Ass is Broke
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Brittney Palmer Rocks Out In Her Underwear
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Guess Which Hipster Slut is Getting a Divorce
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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18 Year Old Films Herself – VIDEO
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Hottest College Basketball Dance Team Babes
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Selena Gomez Panty Upskirt
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Blake Lively in a Short Short Dress
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Jessie J – Vagina Hammock Outfit
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Best Gremlim Costumes Ever
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Meet Mariah Yeater: Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby-Mama (PHOTOS)
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Hey Everyone, It’s Paris Hilton
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Fashion Choices Make Me Want to Puke
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MMA at Home WTF? – VIDEO
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This Tron BMX Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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Bara Has Some Pretty Nice Tits
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Demi Moore Cheated on Ashton Kutcher or Something
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Selena Gomez Gets Seriously Hot, And Leggy, And Curvy, Oh My!
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Katie Price Slutty X-Mas Insanity
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Megan Fox Tryng to Make a Comeback in Tight Clothes and Heels
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Cool Wine Glass Musician
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Dumbest Girl in Porn
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Laughter is the Best Medicine… Kinda? – VIDEO
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Maureen is a Cosplay Cutie
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Nine Twitter Trends That Explain How Sad Our Society Is
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Ridiculously Narrow Japanese Home
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The Most Iconic Facial Hair Through History….
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Pumpkin Carving Insanity
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Dead Celebrity Cookbook for the Foodies
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Bethany Frankel in a Bikini
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Bride Texting when Getting Married – I Predict Divorce…and Obesity Health Issues
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Who Looks More Bangin’: The “Ladies� Of Love & Hip-Hop Cast
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Denise and Pamela Get It On – VIDEO
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Craigslist Dating: Comedy Sketch On How To Fulfill Your Sex Needs
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Megan Fox Heats Up Hollywood
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Jenya Super Sexy in a Sport Car
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Jameela Jamil – Ezra Bartlett Photoshoot 2011
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Sexy Sexy Polka Dots
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NYC: Ladies Who Attended The Princess Grace Awards Gala
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Launch New Victoria’s Secret Items
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Disgusting Porn Star Guessing How Many Fingers are in her Twat
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Insane Urban Downhill Bikini Video
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My friend Melissa Molinaro who Ignores my Emails Now that She’s Famous – In Costume
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The Penis Flytrap….Porn Clip of the Day….Bugs in Pussy is Hot…
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Delivery Scooter Fail
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Crazy Street Art
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A Whole Lot of Porn for You to Jerk Off To
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Some Porn Slut Has a Birthday – We Celebrate With Pics of Her Taking it Up the Ass
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Zoo Magazine’s List of Bitches with Great Natural Tits Pics
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Today’s smutMEET
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Nikki Reed Dresses Well TO Movie Premieres By Well I Mean Showing Off Her Tits
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Miranda Kerr Half Naked and Amazing Backstage with the Million Dollar Bra To Offend Starving Kids in Africa….
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Kendall Jenner for the Perverts
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Topless Girls with Guns Pics from the Nuts Gun Edition….
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2011

02

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Vanity Fair Sluttiness of the Day

Earlier today I said that Scarlett Johansson looked more like Lady Gaga than Marilyn Monroe…and that you are all blinded by marketing, well it turns out she cleans up nicely…I will never admit I am wrong….I’m stubborn like that….and stand by what I say…

But here she is professionally shot, made up and lit for Vanity Fair…the same magazine she approved of shooting porn in….slutting out for a magzine…she’s still boring…but you’ll like it…

Here is the BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO

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