2012
03
Jun
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Eniko Mihalik is in the May issue of Vogue Spain wearing nothing but some lace….unfortunately…her idea of lazy is more of the table cloth variety your grandma used as a table cloth and not the lace your whore wore….but the good news is both are good to ejaculate on…
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2012
23
Mar
I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo.
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2012
23
Feb
Earlier today I posted SHITTY QUALITY KATE UPTON BIG TITTY STRATEGIC NUDITY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE andit turns out they went the distance with issue by getting Brazilian model Izabel Goulart nude also, only Izabel Goulart actually got naked and showed some nipple, you know because unlike Kate Upton, she’s an actual model, and not some frat boy jock mascot with huge tits….but instead with great tits…and longevity in the industry….not that it matters…cuz what matters are the nipples…even in shitty quality they’re great…
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2011
09
Nov
After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..
You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…
But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.
Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…
Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio|Doutzen Kroes|Uncategorized
2011
03
Nov
Sure talking about drinking gets annoying – but going out drinking hasn’t got shit on pulling up all these links….while drinking….at least when you’re a hermit who doesn’t like leaving – so click em -you’ll like….but maybe you should get drunk first…
Tara Reid All Cleaned Up
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Hugh Hefner Is Not Impressed With Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Do Their Job Proper
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Annalynne McCord’s Nipple Taped Nipple
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Best Daughter Father Wedding Dance
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Zoe Saldana in a One Piece
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White Trash Techno Dance Party with Blind Granny
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Hurry Up and Cum – Get This Porn Clip Over….
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The New Bond Girl
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White Stripe Song for the Deaf
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Kendall Jenner Retrospective on her 16th Birthday You Perverts
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Barney The Pervert
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Sybian Girls Turns Crazy Slut into a Crazier Slut…
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Barney the Dinosaur is a Pervert
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Jennifer is Covered in Bubbles
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A Video Collection of People Taking Balls to the Face! Yes!
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The SEC Cheerleader Showdown
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Sara Jean Underwood Spandex Badass
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Kim Kardashian is a Greedy Bitch
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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If You Were Trapped in a Nutsack, You Would be Screaming Too
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Naughty MILF on Camera
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The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports
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Jessica Lowndes Camel Toe
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Sarah Jessica Parker Just Keeps Making Herself Uglier
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Jennifer Lopez is Leggy
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In Case You Were Wondering Yes, Katie Price is Still a Whore
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Ashley Green Cleavage
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Doutzen Kroes is Sexy for Halloween
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Sammie Rhodes Impales Herself
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People That Are Rich And Famous Even Though They Have NO Talents Whatsoever
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Ashley and August Get Sexy
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Top 5: The Bizarre Sex Toys Show No Mercy
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The Sluts That Are Gonna Be in the New Bond Film Are Looking Hot
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Tatiana is Dreamy
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Melanie Iglesias halloween costume flip-book
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God I Love Short Shorts
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Zhang Ziyi is my Asian Fantasy
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Riding a Spider!!! WTF?
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Carmen Electra Is A Showgirl Sandwich
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Road Rage Idiots on Video – VIDEO
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9 Types of Drivers That Piss Everybody Off
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Bria Miles is All Sorts of Sexy
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Kim Kardashian: Divorce Watch
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Crazy Bird Video….
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Motorbike Rides Under Tractor
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Sofia Vergara Bent Over, And Buying Panties
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Selena Gomez Sweet Panty Upskirt. Welcome To Hollywood
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Courtney Stodden Shows Off Her Big Tits
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I Wanna Fuck My Hot Neighbor, Rose McGowan
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Kim Really Did Get Married For Love, But Got Divorced For Money
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Double Fist Instant Orgasm….
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Spoiled Kid Freaking Out Over Cards…
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Shirt of the Day
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Some Porn – Lots of Porn – You Will Like This If You Like Porn
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Cleaning is Fun when you have Horny Friends
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Her name is Leah Francis and She’s Naked…
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Jodie Marsh Naked in Some Magazine
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Elizabeth Olsen Naked
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Rosie Jones Nude Outtakes
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Ashley Dupre Naked Governor Slut With a Bald Vagina
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Victoria Santos in Some Self Shot Pics
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Jenna Jameson Nude Pics
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2011
03
Nov
In the event you didn’t know…I think Amanda Seyfried is fantastic….I don’t dislike anything about her…and that may mean I am in one-sided love…cuz I usually hate everything….
You may not have read my post yesterday, but a few years ago, when Seyfried was coming up, I hit up Lohan, and Lohan was raging on the girl….they had worked together, and I guess Lohan wanted to snuff her out…or some shit…saying she was a bitch or something…I don’t rememebr I changed phones….
But assuming Lohan is right and Seyfried is a bitch, not only for stealing her jobs, her attention, her position as the Disney girl with a serious side of her career that she gets naked for…like in IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE …..These are pictures of Amanda Seyfried showing Lohan up yet again…this time when it comes to her teeth and the fact they aren’t crack/bong/whatever stained….
I gotta make some Team Seyfried shirts in this rivalry no one else is aware of and that no one else will pay attention to – cuz this site doesn’t matter….so here are some pics of who I consider our new Lohan…
Posted in:Uncategorized
2011
03
Nov
Every once in a while, shit like this surfaces to the top of the toilet bowl, and no matter how hard you want to flush it so that it disappears and stops embarrassing you cuz you’re at a girl you want to fuck’s house, it just keeps surfacing….
Courtney Stodden, the stripper who pretends she is 17, for the sake of publicity, that she is actually getting, because Hollywood is boring, the paparazzi are leeches, and the right scandal gets noticed….is something I try to avoid, even if I normally love this kind of shit, teenage bride, teenage sex, stripper hair and fake tits, bottom feeding hard….but for some reason, cuz everyone else is into it, talking about it, I just fucking hate it…..but tits are tits, even when they are fake and pretending to be teen cuz girls who pretend to be teens for an extra 20 bucks are sometimes all you need….I just like when they are less commercial….more desperate…and hungry….
That’s all I gotta say about that…
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2011
03
Nov
Ashley Greene is rocking a seriously intense push-up bra…the kind that makes her tits look like implants, even though you know a girl who rides off a shitty movie targeted to teen girls to masturbate to in her career, when pretending to not ride the Jonas brothers for the same target market in her personal life, all wholesome and Jesus loving for the sake of moneymaking…wouldn’t get implants….but why worry about that when you can stare at what her work-out obsessed body would look like with implants…something that’s usually better than the real thing, since implants fucking suck and ruin tits…..Too bad she’s a Jesus lover and not a Jesus Martinez lover….Cuz I’d like to have a religious experience all over her face…if you know what I mean…Good times….
Posted in:Uncategorized
2011
03
Nov
I do declare….I have no idea who Delta Goodrem is…but I have posted onthe fact she has no UPPER LIP before….not that I’m that picky a dude in everyday life, I mean I generally don’t even notice if a girl has a lip, and I sure as hell don’t even notice or care if she’s got a scab on that lip, but for the sake of this site, I got no choice to call out the flaws on the bitches who have had it too good and who are usually underserving…
That said…she’s a cancer survivor….and was dealing with cancer at 18 at the same time as being at the top of the Australian and UK charts cuz she’s not from America…most cancer patients I know don’t have number one albums…hard to feel sorry for her and her lipless lip….
I have no sympathy….it’s just what I do….
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2011
03
Nov
Here are some pictures of Megan Fox reminding us that she’s still Megan Fox, you know reclaiming her title as bitch we all want to fuck, who can’t be replaced by supermodels, because she made the stupid decision to get married and act like a diva cunt that no one wanted to work with, who most importantly, never got naked for a role, but who did get naked for David from 90210, in what may be the weirdest set of priorities any actor in the history of acting has ever had….but she’s hot, we can’t take that from her, but I’m sure the aging process, an accident, or something throwing acid in her face could, but let’s hope they don’t cuz she’s good….when she puts a little effort in….let’s just hope her slump is behind us….so that we can get behind her….
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