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2012

09

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Ass for Twitter of the Day


Sophie Turner is my kind of Lawyer…you know the kind who wishes she was a bikini model so badly that instead of practicing law, she runs around taking pics of herself in bikinis, hoping that one may stick, and that the low level, bottom feeding fame she has, will pay off for her and will make her the next big thing, without realizing she’s pushing 30 and the more lucrative option is to practice law and be the hot lawyer rich guys want to fuck while going through their divorces…leading to all kind of gold digging opportunities…far better than posting shitty pics for losers who follow her on twitter to jerk off to….I hate seeing misguided pussy that fixates on trying to be the next hot thing, instead of using their brains…no wait…I hate seeing hot pussy use thier brains….keep the half naked coming bitch.

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2012

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump That is Actually an Afternoon Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here.

I got a text from Jesus saying he would be home soon, which for normal people who grew up with normal lives and normal parents usually means something as simple as they are on their way home from work or picking up a gallon of milk, or saying they were on their way from work while actually out having an affair with you uncle/aunt.

But when you grew up like me, with the people I did, and you haven’t seen your step father since he stumbled out of the house drunk on Friday afternoon, who knows what has happened, how it’s gone down or when he will return.

So make a wish hoping  he comes home safe and sound every time you click one of these links. He needs all the help he can get.

Love, Marie-Eve

Set in Cement Forever….Whoops – VIDEO
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20 Hot Athletes You’ll Know After the Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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LOL Compilation of the Day
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Kristen Stewart is Pretty So This Whole Thinbg is Her Fault
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Gallery: 11 iPhone Prototypes That Didn’t Make the Cut
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Well Hey There Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Drunk Girls Get Dirty on the Train (NSFW)
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Citizen Brings Gun to Knife Fight, Bags Grocery Store Slasher
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Hot Model Helps Us Start Thinsg Off (SITE NSFW)
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2012

03

Jun

Eniko Mihalik in Lace for Vogue Spain May 2012 of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is in the May issue of Vogue Spain wearing nothing but some lace….unfortunately…her idea of lazy is more of the table cloth variety your grandma used as a table cloth and not the lace your whore wore….but the good news is both are good to ejaculate on…

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2012

23

Mar

Autumn Reeser Shitty See Through of the Day

I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo.


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2012

23

Feb

Izabel Goulart Nude in Muse of the Day

Earlier today I posted SHITTY QUALITY KATE UPTON BIG TITTY STRATEGIC NUDITY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE andit turns out they went the distance with issue by getting Brazilian model Izabel Goulart nude also, only Izabel Goulart actually got naked and showed some nipple, you know because unlike Kate Upton, she’s an actual model, and not some frat boy jock mascot with huge tits….but instead with great tits…and longevity in the industry….not that it matters…cuz what matters are the nipples…even in shitty quality they’re great…

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2011

09

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Is Tonight Night and I wasn’t Invited of the Day

After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..

You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…

But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.

Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…

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2011

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Sure talking about drinking gets annoying – but going out drinking hasn’t got shit on pulling up all these links….while drinking….at least when you’re a hermit who doesn’t like leaving – so click em -you’ll like….but maybe you should get drunk first…

Tara Reid All Cleaned Up
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Hugh Hefner Is Not Impressed With Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread
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Live Web Cam Sluts That Do Their Job Proper
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Annalynne McCord’s Nipple Taped Nipple
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Best Daughter Father Wedding Dance
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Zoe Saldana in a One Piece
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White Trash Techno Dance Party with Blind Granny
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Hurry Up and Cum – Get This Porn Clip Over….
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The New Bond Girl
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White Stripe Song for the Deaf
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Kendall Jenner Retrospective on her 16th Birthday You Perverts
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Barney The Pervert
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Sybian Girls Turns Crazy Slut into a Crazier Slut…
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Barney the Dinosaur is a Pervert
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Jennifer is Covered in Bubbles
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A Video Collection of People Taking Balls to the Face! Yes!
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The SEC Cheerleader Showdown
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Sara Jean Underwood Spandex Badass
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Kim Kardashian is a Greedy Bitch
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Free Cam Show Hotness
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If You Were Trapped in a Nutsack, You Would be Screaming Too
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Naughty MILF on Camera
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The 40 Hottest Superfans in Sports
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Jessica Lowndes Camel Toe
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Sarah Jessica Parker Just Keeps Making Herself Uglier
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Jennifer Lopez is Leggy
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In Case You Were Wondering Yes, Katie Price is Still a Whore
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Ashley Green Cleavage
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Doutzen Kroes is Sexy for Halloween
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Sammie Rhodes Impales Herself
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People That Are Rich And Famous Even Though They Have NO Talents Whatsoever
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Ashley and August Get Sexy
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Top 5: The Bizarre Sex Toys Show No Mercy
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The Sluts That Are Gonna Be in the New Bond Film Are Looking Hot
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Tatiana is Dreamy
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Melanie Iglesias halloween costume flip-book
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God I Love Short Shorts
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Zhang Ziyi is my Asian Fantasy
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Riding a Spider!!! WTF?
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Carmen Electra Is A Showgirl Sandwich
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Road Rage Idiots on Video – VIDEO
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9 Types of Drivers That Piss Everybody Off
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Bria Miles is All Sorts of Sexy
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Kim Kardashian: Divorce Watch
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Crazy Bird Video….
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Motorbike Rides Under Tractor
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Sofia Vergara Bent Over, And Buying Panties
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Selena Gomez Sweet Panty Upskirt. Welcome To Hollywood
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Courtney Stodden Shows Off Her Big Tits
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I Wanna Fuck My Hot Neighbor, Rose McGowan
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Kim Really Did Get Married For Love, But Got Divorced For Money
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Double Fist Instant Orgasm….
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Spoiled Kid Freaking Out Over Cards…
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Shirt of the Day
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Some Porn – Lots of Porn – You Will Like This If You Like Porn
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Cleaning is Fun when you have Horny Friends
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Her name is Leah Francis and She’s Naked…
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Jodie Marsh Naked in Some Magazine
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Elizabeth Olsen Naked
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Rosie Jones Nude Outtakes
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Ashley Dupre Naked Governor Slut With a Bald Vagina
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Victoria Santos in Some Self Shot Pics
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Jenna Jameson Nude Pics
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2011

03

Nov

Amanda Seyfried is the New Lohan….Only She’s Always Rockin’ of the Day

In the event you didn’t know…I think Amanda Seyfried is fantastic….I don’t dislike anything about her…and that may mean I am in one-sided love…cuz I usually hate everything….

You may not have read my post yesterday, but a few years ago, when Seyfried was coming up, I hit up Lohan, and Lohan was raging on the girl….they had worked together, and I guess Lohan wanted to snuff her out…or some shit…saying she was a bitch or something…I don’t rememebr I changed phones….

But assuming Lohan is right and Seyfried is a bitch, not only for stealing her jobs, her attention, her position as the Disney girl with a serious side of her career that she gets naked for…like in IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE …..These are pictures of Amanda Seyfried showing Lohan up yet again…this time when it comes to her teeth and the fact they aren’t crack/bong/whatever stained….

I gotta make some Team Seyfried shirts in this rivalry no one else is aware of and that no one else will pay attention to – cuz this site doesn’t matter….so here are some pics of who I consider our new Lohan…

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2011

03

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Fake Old Lady Tits in Workout Gear to Get Noticed of the Day

Every once in a while, shit like this surfaces to the top of the toilet bowl, and no matter how hard you want to flush it so that it disappears and stops embarrassing you cuz you’re at a girl you want to fuck’s house, it just keeps surfacing….

Courtney Stodden, the stripper who pretends she is 17, for the sake of publicity, that she is actually getting, because Hollywood is boring, the paparazzi are leeches, and the right scandal gets noticed….is something I try to avoid, even if I normally love this kind of shit, teenage bride, teenage sex, stripper hair and fake tits, bottom feeding hard….but for some reason, cuz everyone else is into it, talking about it, I just fucking hate it…..but tits are tits, even when they are fake and pretending to be teen cuz girls who pretend to be teens for an extra 20 bucks are sometimes all you need….I just like when they are less commercial….more desperate…and hungry….

That’s all I gotta say about that…


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2011

03

Nov

Ashley Greene Push Up Bra Helps Her Blue Dress of the Day

Ashley Greene is rocking a seriously intense push-up bra…the kind that makes her tits look like implants, even though you know a girl who rides off a shitty movie targeted to teen girls to masturbate to in her career, when pretending to not ride the Jonas brothers for the same target market in her personal life, all wholesome and Jesus loving for the sake of moneymaking…wouldn’t get implants….but why worry about that when you can stare at what her work-out obsessed body would look like with implants…something that’s usually better than the real thing, since implants fucking suck and ruin tits…..Too bad she’s a Jesus lover and not a Jesus Martinez lover….Cuz I’d like to have a religious experience all over her face…if you know what I mean…Good times….

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