2013
05
Jun
Here’s a crazy video of a man doing a little deep sea fishing, reeling in his catch, only for two asshole sharks to rip it apart, making for a pretty crazy video, but a pretty shitty dinner when you come home empty handed. I guess this is what dude deserves for fucking with nature.
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2013
10
Apr
Wide faced Miranda Kerr , who you have all grown to love and think is hotter than she probably is. Mom of Orlando Blooms fetus and who was seemingly the star of Victoria’s Secret before Candice Swanepoel stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, has not been renewed as a contract girl for Victoria’s Secret.
Pretty major stuff.
The reseon her 3 year 1 million dollar contract wasn’t renewed “she has a difficult reputation”. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaroo A list husband she rode in on.
Apparently, she’s not a big seller for the brand either. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaro A list husband she rode in on.
Who fucking cares. She’s overpaid. She’s old. Her vagina has been battered by childbirth, and ultimately, she’s not even that hot, we’ve just been brainwashed to think she is.
In 2008, pre baby, I wrote this MIRANDA KERR ISN’T THAT HOT POST , I just lost my soul over the 5 years of being beat by the internet.
To celebrate the breakup….here are the top 10 Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret to remember what was…..-
Oh Right – all Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck….she’s better off without them…. FLASHING ASS and showing nipple, the way a model is supposed to….fuck Victoria’s Secret and they oppressive evil billion dollar corporation ways…
Here are 46 random clothed and unclothed non-Victoria’s Secret pics of her….
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2013
29
Mar
Candice Swanepoel, that’s the shit I do like.
This pic is straight from the slums of her instagram I assume the Victoria’s Secret staff run. It’s a throwback behind the scenes bikini pic, and with love, comes acceptance of all she does, even if it doesn’t have nipple.
She’s perfect.
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2013
14
Mar
Spring Breakers are on the takeover….Young starlets trying to re-invent their Disney Images…working with Harmony Korine a dude who has been playing up being a weird pervert over the last 15 years….in a movie where they are all in bikinis
But I’m more interested in their off camera antics…especially when it is doing one of my favorite things in pictures….and that’s simulating blowjobs with frozen food or really any phallus like little sluts…who have a checkered past that involves producing kiddie porn and rockin’ awesome bush in some selfies for her “boyfriend”….
You know cuz they are at an age where they suck dick, but still can get away with joking around about sucking dick, by simulating sucking dick, to get a laugh…from all in the room….and a boner from all the dudes in the room….cuz the whole thing is hot as fuck…especially when in bikini…I mean shit…this is perfect.
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2013
07
Jan
I have no idea how I missed these response videos to the above pictures of J.Woww…oh right…I have absolutely no interest in J.Woww…or anything Jersey Shore and never have…they are cysts on society and the fact that they got famous…even to be mocked…is representative of just how ridiculous our world, or at least pop culture is….
Now I am going to say that the likelihood of the above picture being J.Wow…is pretty likely…you see when you shoot anything with a high def camera….you get all the horrible things you normally like to hide in spanx….
Even her demo video….to show us that her ass is fantastic…when is shot from positions that are pretty good at hiding cellulite…I mean she does have all the stripper tricks…the spanx…and the camera phone to hide the mess that she’s trying to hide on New Years….
Here are the videos…any defensive girl out to prove her ass is decent…is worth noticing….even if she ultimately is not worth noticing.
Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com
Jan 2, 2013 | #my ass part 2!!! by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com
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2013
03
Jan
The world is not complete without a set of Victoria’s Secret illegal immigrants they own posing half naked in catalog shots….whether from Eastern Europe or Brazil, they’ve traveled to make millions of dollars and benefit from the marketing fame of the billion dollar brand…and if that is not worth promoting…I don’t know what is…
Here’s Marloes Horst, Sara Sampaio and Izabel Goulart doing the half naked, photoshopped, thing…
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2012
06
Dec
It seems like the news of the day…or the highlight of the day…or the shit everyone is talking about today…is Rose McGowan’s face…being a little fucked up looking thanks to plastic surgery or botox she’s likely addicted to…that all started after a car accident..but I think she looks lovely…like a delicate flower…that needs to be cared for by me…
I’m not saying that because she told me I was an asshole and that I should be nicer before blocking me on facebook…you know tender words that made me feel loved and appreciated…
I’m saying that because at 40, she’s still got it going on, and she will forever be the great tits from the 90s I masturbated to….
I also like how she’s DRESSED FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON ….like a present I’d want under my tree…but then again…I’d pretty much want her everywhere I can get her….She’s a serious babe…
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2012
26
Oct
Cheryl Cole and her rockin’ prison tats…who was too ghetto do be on the American version of the show she judges in the UK…and who was replaced by a transgendered popstar diva stripper to make the rejection sting all that much more….released her own 2013 calendar….and she looked fucking amazing in it…because she’s pretty fucking hot….depsite having produced some of the worst music ever….but music that was good enough to keep her trash out of the trash and instead in the fancy homes of pro football players she fucked….I mean, I guess she made her own money too, but there’s no fun in lookin’ at the story from that perspective….when really who cares about the story…as it is all about her fucking awesome calendar pics…even if her white trash dad is probably the only guy in the UK who uses calendars…as most people…even blue collar are onto this other thing called TECHNOLOGY…..
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2012
22
Oct
Marie-Eve Martinez here.
Kris Jenner disgusts me and not because of the way she looks – she’s actually pretty fit overall for a lady her age – but because she will stop at nothing to exploit every member of her family any chance she gets. I’d like to say I think it’s all in the name of a pay check but for her and Kim especially I’m really starting to think these bitches do most of this shit for the attention because they are worthless and save for their stupid TV show, have nothing going for them but the way they look .
You don’t get paid for posting pics of yourself on Instagram slipping nipples, for instance.
The craziest part about the Kardashians is the way the media eats these people up – even Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters for god sakes – which is pretty fucking funny if you think about it because we live in a North American society where the sex industry is frowned upon for the most part by the general public but if parents want to go ahead and pimp their own children by (alledgedly) marketing their sex tape an using it to negotiate a television deal, they get featured on TV specials. Seriously what the fuck is going on?
I’d say I can’t wait til Bruce Jenner dumps this cunt’s ass – Brusce Jenner seems alright – but I’m sure she will just find a way to make another few million dollars off of it and if I know this bitch at all she’s probably consulted with producers already regarding her spin-off divorce solo show. You know, just in case.
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2012
20
Sep
Viva fucking Mexico…..I don’t care for Eva Longoria, her acting, her divorce, the fact that massive black men ravaged her massive Vagina set on her small frame….I don’t care that she’s a cunt, spoiled and raised white totally detached from the Mexican culture she comes from…..but conveniently Mexican when it comes to landing million dollar jobs she doesn’t deserve…and I sure as hell don’t care that she’s a traitor…who forget that her dad had to dig holes under borders before landing work to support her silver spooned life…and I really don’t care that she’s modeling her ass in some photoshoot….but I’ll still look at it…cuz it’s not as offensive, taco filled shit smeared mess you’d expect it to be….you know if she hadn’t denounced Mexico in exchange for Beverly Hills…..who cares. Here is the pic.
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