You give a girl an Emmy and she comes back with this….

IF this was 5 years ago, before she was famous, when she was sleeping her way to fame, or when her brother who runs all the cocaine into the country from Colombia used his muscle to get some Hollywood producers to hire her if they know what’s good for her, cuz Hollywood loves coke more than strippers…She’d be using her tits to their full potential…but instead she’s gone all soft on us….boring us and insulting our loyalty to them titties…typical. Things always work like this….once people get what they want, even if it is a scam that mocks an industry, they start thinking it is because of their skill and not cuz of her tits….and now she is demanding repect….that pisses me off.

But she did tweet her tits – or her assistant who pretends to be her on twitter – tweeted her tits in a bikini and I’m into it

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Apparently Carmen Electra isn’t dead, but she might as well be….sure she’s still kinda hot and has some sex appeal, but she’s old, and boring and pretty much non existent….the last I heard of her was when she was hosting a party at a shitty club in Montreal, that no one went to, where he wasn’t even nearly as hot as the couple dozen girls in the club, but more importantly, no one noticed she was even there, because no one even remembers who she is….

She’s at the “DJ” from Roseanne level of fame…you know you see him out drinking his troubles away and you say “shit weren’t you that guy from Roseanne” leading to him breaking down and crying…and you feeling bad cuz you didn’t even care he was in Roseanne, it was a conversation starter to break the awkwardness…..except shes got big old fake tits and a tight body and a legacy of what was hot in the 90s, but still essentially as usesless as DJ, cuz it isn’t like she’s gonna put out…she’s just gonna act like she’s still the bitch she was and that all contributes to my hate for her….that at her fake tits…even if they give her great cleavage…

Either way, here’s some old timer pussy.

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Blake’s Lively’s vagina likes to work the scene. She bounces from one cock to another like a little whore trying to get by…So now that she’s done with Leonardo DiCaprio, she’s moved onto Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband, who I am not even sure she’s officially divorced, and these are pictures of her leaving his hotel room in the morning, so unlike a common whore, she actually went in with a change of clothes, and he leaves with her, instead of sneaking her out at 5 am before anyone is really awake. I’m sure that makes her feel good about giving up her pussy, you know all self-respectful as she fills her void through fucking….

If you’re like me and love the walk of shame, even if it isn’t shameful, because girls who put out are awesome…here are the pics….

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While Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband was fucking Blake Lively, she was on set of some movie called ‘Under The Skin’, in which she plays an alien sexual predator….sounds like a pretty good career move, even if I think her hype is totally overrated and her hotness is more a dumpiness that bores me, especially when it leaks nude pics and gets the FBI involved, like some kind of evil Indian giver who doesn’t think we deserve to see her large breast, because she’s not a common whore like Blake Lively or some shit…

Who knows….I’m posting the street walking pics anyway….

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I generally enjoy watching women parenting when it looks like this….all bent over and pre-occupied with child….unaware that men are looking down her shirt…unless she’s doing it on purpose…which is even better…cuz having kids make women feel unsexy and thus become slutty….in efforts to reclaim the male attention they once had before all the baggage and damaged goods….even if we’d all still fuck her no matter how stretched out her stomach/vagina is….if you know what I mean….

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Hooker with fake tits turned publicity stunt, who lied to the media about being 16, when clearly she’s in her mid-30s, and I know this because I’ve fucked 16 year olds, and even the slutty one don’t have haggard hands like this, it’s a lie people, she’s not a child bride, she’s just someone trying to get famous, likely a hooker…

She went to the Pumpkin Patch every ceelebrity seeking attention from paparazzi go this time of year, cuz the paparazzi camp out at this shit, and bitch decided to post like the stripper whore she is, in front of kids, flashing pany and nipples, until getting kicked out….cuz this behavior is all she knows…

I just don’t get why she hasn’t done a sex tape yet….but more importantly, I can’t believe the media still refer to her as a child bride, when she’s old enough looking to be our fucking moms.

Who cares. I mean other than me….cuz I love whores and this kind of stunt inspires….not to mention her whore body is tight….enjoy…

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The nice thing about Shauna Sand is that she doesn’t need a Halloween costume…since everyday is Halloween to her….She’s consistently bringing the slutty clown with skimpy tight clothes, a boytoy sidekick, stupid fake tits, and hilariously funny make-up….seriously, people need to get her work in horror whore movies.

The other nice thing about Shauna Sand is that once you get her naked, her vagina is a little meaty monster with a meaty mind of its own…scary yet amazing….the shit gynecological students could use for some hands on experience in weird pussy…

That said, can’t ever hate a bitch working the media with her gross vagina and stupid tits to get noticed…she brings sex tapes and any bitch willing to fuck on camera for money cuz they are too lazy or stupid for other options is a bitch for me….

I LOVED HER SEX TAPE FOR ITS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AND SHOCKING GENITALS , and I’m disappointed she strapped that pussy up in panties for this publicity stunt, but my fascination with her vagina makes it impossible for me to not want to slip that shit to the side, like a little kid with a forget and an outlet…if you know what I mean…

Here are the pics staged for the paparazzi…all amazing….mainly cuz I know she’s a mom of girls…meaning this legacy will live on for generations to come….as I cum….knotty.

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Here is todays’ Youtube Fetish erotica that isn’t erotica but that I assume people have jerked off to because people are weird.

It’s some Girls Getting Branded action….

No one cares about these stepLISTS I’ve been doing.

That hurts me at my core.

Some Chick’s Ass Gets Branded…..with a Heart……in Bikini Underwear…..

This is Likely Illegal To Watch

Not So ERotic Branding

Scary Bitch Getting Branded the weird Hippie Way

Apparently this is a Bitch Getting Branded

Some Chick’s Neck get’s a Lighter Brand

I’m Gonna Assume this is a Chick….Despite the Men’s Underwear….cuz Their’s Long Hair and they Call It Angle…

Some Chick’s Uppber Back Gets Branded

This isn’t hot – but it’s so white trash it’s worth watching

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Got drunk alone. Realized my shit is getting stale both figuratively and literally, making you quite lucky I don’t do those poop of the day type posts here to share our most intimate moments that shouldn’t be shared.

This weekend did not involve sex or party.

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Jessica Simpson’s not just fat anymore…now she’s got a socially acceptable excuse…even though fetus growing inside a bitch is far more sick than bitch having a food addiction…I mean except for the condomless internal cumshot and the milk filled titties part….

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