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2022

31

Oct

Spooky Slutty Halloween Costume Round-Up of the Day

It’s Halloween!

I got a little too carried away with this round-up, I just had to post ALL the Halloween sluts I could find, because it’s one day of the year, and I love sluts who organize, or work in lockstep, when it comes to slutting out….

SURE, we live in the sluttiest of times, where girls are posing in costumes daily to get paid or to get attention, but that doesn’t discount where it all started or how good it was when you didn’t leave the house to see cunt, or tits, except on the ONE day of the year or if you got lucky….

SURE, everyday is half naked girls, some go as over-the-top as they do for Halloween…but it holds a special place in my slut loving heart…

Some Halloween slutty costume videos:

Some Halloween slutty costumes pictures…

THERE ARE A LOT MORE AFTER THE “READ MORE” JUMP
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2022

28

Oct

Madonna’s Old Ass Weird Granny Titties Won’t Give Up of the Day

Madonna posted her censored, arguably not censored enough for the instagram terms and services and society as a whole, but too censored for a pervert like me…tits.

I watched a clip from Truth or Dare, which at the time it came out was some scandalous shit we’d jerk off to, but when you look back on it, we’ve become such fucking perverts that it’s lame and tame and fucking try hard garbage….if only we knew better….and Madonna simulates a dick suck on a water bottle that is LAUGHABLE, her fucking teeth connect a dozen times and she barely gets the bottle down her whore throat….to think someone who clearly had to SUCK a lot of dick to become Madonna is a teeth dragger….terrible…

Not as terrible as a 30 year old madonna flashing instagram with her weird Amanda Lepore concept face and weird old lady tits that look like they belong to that Canadian shop teacher…..this is her final art project, not that I believe in art, but it is clearly some fucking concept she’s invested in….and it’s weird….

In her prime, her tits were great, small nippled and fun because pop stars weren’t showing their tits, but now they belong in the old folks home while she soils her fucking diapers….and talks about the glory days while the dementia sets in….

She may have always been Trash…and continues to be trash but has so much support, yes men, money that she doesn’t even realize she’s trash…. a try hard, poser, hack who can’t handle not being the hot chick anymore…so she does anything to get noticed and jerked off to…..AND yes, I’d still fuck her, what do you think I am crazy….I’d suck those tits and call her momma like one of her adopted kids from Africa…it’s Madonna dude…the kind of celebrity you’d dig up after she dies for sex just for the story….so a pre.-dead, might as well be dead, would be a better option….RIGHT….

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2022

12

Oct

Kaley Cuoco’s Geriatric Horse Fetish Pregnancy of the Day

I like horses and think they are wonderful majestic creatures, but I don’t know how pure Kaley Cuoco’s intentions are with her horse, because celebrities are fucking perverts, especially those who are rich as shit thanks to that 100,000,000 dollar contract to continue that horrible show she played the hot chick to the nerds, which people really liked for some reason, a reason I think explains the last two years of our lives, the general population are fucking morons…

Anyway, the John Ritter potential killer, we don’t know what happened on set, we just know his sacrifice got her higher profile and made her top paid talent……IS pregnant in her 40s, which is creepy and unnatural and probably because of some IVF shit that I think is demonic, but at least she’s trying to have her own baby, unlike the Kardashians who are such lazy rich people that they have hired slaves do it for them, rich trash can’t be bothered.

Anyway, I can’t confirm or deny whether she’s had sex with a horse, or if she has horse cock shaped dildos like the girls on reddit, I just know that her pregnancy during menopause seems unnatural like her fake tits! So it all makes sense.

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2022

07

Oct

Britney Spears Pulling Down Her Pants in Mexico Pretending to Be Alive of the Day

THAT AIN’T BRITNEY THOUGH –

I do not believe this is Britney Spears, BODY DOUBLE, but I guess the team decided to address that conspiracy because her weird ass social media content being posted is all a old, and probably not her or at least she’s using decade old technology to capture that content that is not here, cuz shit looks fake as fuck!

When I look at Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Megan Fox, Christina Ricci, Paris Hilton, fucking all girls from the past in their 40s, all older, all with surgery, some fatter but THEY STILL LOOK THE SAME, or close enough to the same that I accept them as actually being THEM but this Britney shit, seems FAKE AS FUCK!

But they came in with a video of her talking to her fans like some sort of crackhead in a manic episode, saying “it’s been 8 months since my conservatorship ended and I am in Mexico”

HOLD UP TODAY’S NEWSPAPER IMPOSTER BRITNEY!

I think the whole Britney thing is a fucking lie, it’s a fake storyline, whether her conservatorship ended or not, the whole marriage to an actor thing seemed fake, all the celebs who attended were bought idiots who were all weird when asked about it, and the fact that she’s got a gap in her teeth, which is not how VENEERS work, makes me think that ain’t Britney though!

She can post her nudes, I’ll look at them, but I’m not buying into this insanity, because nothing you see on the internet is real!

It’s a tragic story, none of her fans cared she was a slave for her family, or for you, or for the fans, they just mindlessly screamed at her shows!

It is hard to feel bad about since she’s rich and money solves all problems, the real tragedy is that she posts these fucking nudes with a fucking emoji on the good parts, because as far as I’m concerned, Britney’s mom cunt in its 40s, are the good parts!

WHERE IS THE REAL BRITNEY!

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2022

04

Oct

Robot Mops and the People They Will Replace and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Walmart Robbery

Masks in China Let you Covid Test – Are they Serious?

Climate Activist Doesn’t Know Climate Change is a Hoax

Balenciaga Fashion Show was Apocalypse Themed – Uplifting

Bro From the Future

Dude Steals Sister’s Vape Joke

Cruising is Classy

Woman Calling Out The Attack on Women

Cops in LA should Look Into Their Guns

Naked in NYC – Because People are Crazy!

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2022

28

Sep

Kate Moss Nipples of the Day

I was talking to someone who was telling me how dumb I was to focus on celebrity content all these years, since I actually don’t give a fuck about celebrities, but it was just so easy to do, since celebrities are always trying to maintain their celebrity by producing slutty content around themselves, whether it was for the paparazzi, magazines, movies or now their own egos and social media, so I didn’t have to bother leaving the house, convincing some crackwhores to get naked or to do funny jokes with me, allowing me to be my full lazy and unimpressive pile of dog shit on the couch, which I’ve been rewarded fairly for, meaning I got what I deserved for being a lazy, low hanging fruit fuck!

But yeah, when I look back on my life, I can’t think of many celebs or models I’ve actually jerked off to, I mean sure, there are some movie scenes I had no choice but to jerk off to, from Rose McGowan’s tits in Doom Gneration, to Sharon Stone’s cunt in Basic Instinct, and there’s a handful of music videos, like X-Tina’s dirty, Christina Milian’s Dip it Low, the Spice Girls first video where scary has hard nipples, but that was really just because it was available at a time I needed to jerk off, like figure skating on TV on a sunday!

Anyway, Elle Macpherson and Kate Moss were two models I genuinely thought were hot, so what I am saying is that Kate Moss is an old school crowd favorite in my parts, and seeing her nips while she’s all aged out is fun to me!

Mainly because the trainwreck, party girl, unapologetic about cocaine parties, who was always topless on yachts for the paparazzi has allowed herself to age out!

She doesn’t look like a bloated version of herself, like she in JLo faking her youth, I mean I se an old face who has seen some shit, and some old tits that have also seen some shit, with what I’d assume is a vagina calloused and dried up thanks to menopause, and I think it’s great, because it’s life, people fucking rot and owning that rot is hot!

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2022

12

Sep

Stand With Diabetes of the Day

The world is a weird fucking place, where social media has basically destroyed everything, not just this website, but it did destroy this website too! I am a dinosaur and just couldn’t keep up like a thirsty tween trying to become a content creator, plus all my socials have been deleted since the dawn of social media, because I am so funny on that shit, just not to anyone else!

So yeah, social media is fucking weird, then there’s TikTok, which is a Chinese weapon to destroy the future generation of America, where people over share, feel empowered, do what they need to do to get noticed, whether that’s bragging about their herpes in herpes empowerment, or skin rash empowerment, or monkey pox empowerment, or chronic shitting empowerment, or chronic masturbation empowerment, so long as you’re not a creepy guy……

Then there’s this, big titty girl being an ally to people with an ailment, or disease, so she doesn’t have the disease, but she stands with people who do, and today’s disease she stands by is Diabetes, which I am sure gives all the pre-diabetics, which. is basically. everyone thanks to our diets, a fucking boner!

WEIRD times!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2022

25

Aug

Charlotte has Some Pride of the Day

I am a pervert who has been around the stripclubs for basically my entire life, I think the first time my stripclub addiction surfaced was when I was 15 or 16 years old and I found the dingiest, rankest, most vile fucking stripclub around, with nothing but the oldest, fattest, bottom of the bargain basement strippers, who not only were run through, but also run over!

My elementary school was also next to a stripclub and at lunch, we’d go outside and harrass the strippers who were having smokes, one of the kids in the class’s mom was one of the strippers and even then, I knew what I was seeing was HOT but off!

So yeah, love strippers, love strippers doing their stripper shit, but don’t really know how I feel about it happening on the street, on a float, as part of a parade that is supposed to celebrate Gay Pride, or whatever hybrid gay pride that it’s become!

It basically reduces pride in your sexuality, to a twerking on a stripper pole for poor normies and their KIDS who don’t know better and who think they are giving their kids a taste of gayness, when no gay person I know would be about this life, but the poor normies, even when uncomfortable about showing their kids that kind of material, have to say “no, that’s me being a homophobe” in some Clockwork Orange, strap the eyes open and force the kids to watch, so they don’t raise some bigot homophobe of their own”, instead of letting kids be fucking kids, who don’t need to know degeneracy!

Maybe Gay Pride is a bunch of half naked public masturbators, but wouldn’t it be interesting if Gay Pride was a bunch of successful gay people talking about how they navigated life as a gay in order to inspire young gays to do better, despite what hole they like putting their dicks or vaginas in. You know, make it high brow, show off some costumes from some top level gay designers, some floats by some top level gay architects, some hair styles from top level gay hair dressers, or some less obvious and stereotypical gay shit, like celebrating movies by gay directors, maybe some songs by gays, some movies starring gay actors like Leo DiCaprio, I mean why’s it gotta be about the SEX act, rather than the lifestyle, since lots of gays aren’t degenerate perverts in bath houses with monkey pox filling some empty void!

But what do I know, I’m an old as shit irrelevant fuck, but these people seem to be missing the point, but hitting the mark on public stripping, to which I say, have all the pride you fucking need, strippers are awesome, even when they’re not!

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2022

17

Aug

Kelsea Ballerini Brings the Body of the Day

I listen to country music and have been since long before starting the site in 2004, it’s just from the heart, good positive messaging, that in this era is the only real music being made, even when it’s shit, it’s better than that video game pop music they use to destroy the minds of these kids who don’t stand a fucking chance. I saw Josie and the Pussycats, I use that as my reference into how satanic the music industry is, and really, I’m sure country music is filled with it’s own satanic agenda, but it is presented as wholesome, god, country family, and speaks about important things like heartbreak, death, drinking, and god. I would live in Tennessee if I could and I would work in country music if I knew how to work or had any marketable skills…

So I know Kelsea Ballerini, not personally, but from the Opry and other country things and just last week she was in Montreal at some country festival I didn’t go to since I have no money, no celebrity, or access to these kinds of things. No one says “let’s give that drunkenstepfather tickets” if anything, they’d kick me out if they knew what “drunkenstepfather” was. It’s the life I chose for myself.

The good news is that she was playing an outdoor show and I coincidentally walked by the venue, not realizing there was a country music festival happening, and I heard her angelic voice live. It wasn’t life changing, obviously, but it was a solid coincidence that makes me think that Kelsea Ballerini and I may be connected at the soul and that I should be writing love poems for her since there are no coincidences in Christianity, but since I don’t do that hokey shit, since we’re not connected at the soul, I can just stare at her in her slutty country outfit instead and encourage you to do the same, because she’s in hot country territory now even if she’s not that hot, she’s not fat, she’s hot for a country singer and that’s hot enough for me.

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2022

28

Jul

Victoria Justice in a Bikini of the Day

I heard a story about some Nickelodeon producer that was a notorious pervert, a reprimanded pervert, but who didn’t get fired for being a pervert, because hollywood turns a blind eye to perverts, since they are all perverts, and a huge part of what they do behind the glitz and glam of hollywood, is perverted shit….sometimes with kids….because when you’re rich and demonic, that’s just what you do….and the worst thing about it is that the parents comply because they taste the stardom, the validation, they’ve been brainwashed by the TV and to think that their baby, something from their womb, could make it, just gets the so excited they allow the diddle to happen….

We know there’s a whole movement, probably funded by Hollywood for basic pedo laws to pass protecting the pedo, we know the whole Epstein story where no one got in trouble, not even his accomplice who now does pilates in a minimum security joint, which she probably isn’t actually serving time in, she’s on a beach somewhere free….because RICH people are evil and get away with evil……

So yeah, the story I heard was that teen Victoria Justice went to some creeper old pervert dudes pool party, where she was likely stared at in creepy ways, that were interpreted as not creepy because all she could see was the opportunity.

I don’t know if she was diddled when there, I just know that you should probably look at her now, the way that creep looked at her then, since those titties look fully developed, which is pretty much how most of us want tits to be.

It’s not her fault for falling into the trap of hollywood, it probably worked out pretty well for her, teaching her the basics in dick sucking to get what you want, a valuable life lesson I guess, or maybe just the power of a bikini getting what you want, either way. Solid.

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