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2007

30

Apr

I am – Alyson Hannigan in a Bikini Again of the Day

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Alyson Hannigan really likes to rub in the fact that ugly bitches can make it in life. She’s all like look at me, I am on the beach somewhere because I made so much money being a useless celebrity no one jerked off to because they cast me as the ugly chick no one wanted to fuck. She’s all like even though people didn’t want to fuck me, I still got cock and convinced some asshole to think he loves me because I distracted him with luxury living and nice trips to the beach as long as he pretends to love me.

I know that girls are generally the ones who go for the ugly guys who have shit going for them, whether it’s the nice house, nice car or expensive shopping days, but Alyson Hannigan is breaking down gender stereotypes by flipping shit around on us.

I remember when I used to try to have sex with chicks, showing them a 100 dollar bill was pretty much enough to get them home with me for an hour, but those girls were also working the streets like whores, because they were whores, but I still think I had my taste of what fame and fortune brings you and I fucking loved it.

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2007

30

Apr

I am – Pink Likes to Fly of the Day

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I never found Pink even remotely hot. Everyone always busts Fergie’s balls for being a tranny, without taking the time to acknowledge the fact that Pink actually has a set of balls.

She may not realize how much of a fucking bull dyke she is but at least she realizes that she’s a fucking clown and is doing something about it by doing some theatrical shit that you’d only see in the circus. Even when bitch is publicly on a sex swing in bootyshorts spinning around in ways you’d only wish your girl would spin around for you, she still looks like my friend Tom and there’s really nothing hot about Tom, except for maybe his handlebar mustache, but I only think that’s hot because despite being 35, I never got a full enough beard to grow one of my own.

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2007

30

Apr

I am – Christina Applegate in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s nothing more fun than a washed up celebrity who hires two fat chicks to hang out with her on the beach, but pretend they don’t know her, in efforts to make herself look hotter and thinner and less washed up than she actually is.

I know that you all wanted to fuck this bitch when she was on Married With Children because TV was different then, and openly slutty girls who dressed in slutty clothes and talked about slutty things were fucking rare. We had limited selection and being guys we were easy to fucking please. I remember when I’d go to the video store and hunt down movies with nudity. I’d read the rating and if the tag said nudity, I’d rent it, because I never really cared about the story but I did care about the fucking tits. I guess there’s pretty much nudity in every movie now, probably because I wasn’t the only one renting movies this way. I also guess that in a lot of ways, Christina Applegate paved the way for the sluts of today and I guess we should all thank her for that by rubbing one out to these not so hot pics.

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2007

30

Apr

I am – Nikki Grahame Nipslip of the Day

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I already wrote this post, but for some reason it got deleted or some shit I can’t figure out, so I am going to try writing it agian, but it won’t be as good as the first time around and thats okay because I know you aren’t reading this…you can’t fool me.

I don’t know who Nikki Grahame is and I am not going to bother finding out because these pictures tell me all I need to know about her and that is that she is one of those drunken whores who goes out for her birthday, makes out with her friend who doesn’t really know how to take it and lets her tits fall out of her dress for whoever the fuck cares enough about her to take fucking pictures of her.

I went out to a disco bowling night, which is pretty much a rave at the bowling alley. They blast music, they have strobe lights going and every fucking 16 year old slut in the city goes because there’s no age requirements. I saw so much hot ass in one place that I am planning on getting a job at the fucking place but the highlight of the night was when the girl in spandex pants in the lane next to me drank a little too much and started making out with her boyfriend hard. She fucking grabbed dudes hand and put it on her box while stroking his cock over his pants and I watched the whole fucking thing remembering highschool stories of the panty on rule. Bitch was going at him hard enough to make him feel uncomfortable with me watching the whole fucking thing and loving it, but I wasn’t about to stop. Unfortunately my turn came up, and I tried to bowl with two balls. Some ninja Asian dude who worked there ran up to me from behind, grabbed the ball out of my hand and made me leave, but that was okay because I got my taste of teenage orgies…unfortunately, I wasn’t invited to the after party, but I will be there next week with camera in hand, because that was a fucking day dream….

Either way, here are the Nikki Grahame pics proving that you don’t need lips to have a good fucking time. My original post was a lot better than this one, but you get the idea of where I was going with the story, and I guess that’s all that matters….

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2007

28

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was sitting at home looking out the window like I do sometimes to pass the time and had a total mind fuck. The music on my computer stopped and no one was home. I had a weird dizzy spell, cuz I probably have a brain TUMOR and looked to my right and saw some bitch who looked like she was frozen in time. For 10 seconds she didn’t move, everything was silent and I thought I was like Adam Sandler in the movie Click, even though I never saw it. The bitch finally stopped miming and my music came back on and everything went back to normal but it was probably the trippiest thing to have happen to me sober. I told some people about it and they thought I was insane, but I don’t think it’s a question of my insanity, but more of the insanity of some old lady who poses in the middle of the street making me think I am looking at a fucking picture.

That said, why were game show mics so long and skinny in the 60s and 70s?

Now, here are my links for the weekend. Cuddles.

Sunblock Music Video With Naked Chicks
GO

US Weekly Thinks These People Are Hot and I Think You’re Hot, But No One’s Writitng Posts About that Because We Are Losers….
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Funny Rape Scandal Blooper on the News
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Action That I’ll Probably Write a Post About on Monday Cuz I do Bikini Content
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Kristin Cavallari See Though Shirt Exposed Bra Moment Cuz I Think She’s Worth a Round
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If you Believe in Reincarnation, I think this kid may have been a guitar player, shit like this makes no sense to me, maybe cuz I have no talent
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Hayden Panettiere Hates Bloggers and Ice Skates in Leotards
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Jenna Jameson Showing Off her Fun Side in these Early Porn Outakes
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Nicky Hilton and Some K-Fed Lookin Asshole Making Out in a Club
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Hot Russians Girl Fight
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Some Chick Named Sheridan Smith See Through Tits
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Fantasia Barrino Music Video
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Amateur Blonde Chick Naked
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Beyonce in GQ Russia
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Ass Crack Tattoo
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Some Dude Proves Watching Porn in Public Is Funny
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Hayden Panettiere at an Event Lookin’ Like a Dirty Little Slut because I hope she reads This.
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Pictures of some Teacher Who Bangs 16 Year Olds and Get Arrested
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Tyra Banks tried to pop her ass like Beyonce on Conan
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Girls Dancing In Their Underwear Together
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Toby Maquire Slapping The Camera Out of Someone’s Hand Like a Little Bitch, Possibly Cuz Dressing In Spandex Makes a Man a Little Weak in the Wrist if You Know What’ I Mean…Which you Do cuz It’s pretty straight fucking forwards….
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Zoom In On Britney’s Ass With Ripped Crotch of the Fishnets Action
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Dr. Phil was CNN’s Expert Psychiatrist During the School Shooting, Now He’s Giving Advice to Alec Baldwin, Do People Not Realize That He’s a Fucking Uneducated Hick?
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Angelina Jolie Has a Deadly Disease. I Bet it’s AIDS, I blame Adopted African AIDs Babies…But It Could Be all the Raw Dog Sex She’s Had…
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Kirsten Dunst Wore a Padded Bra For Spiderman. I remember her having Big Tits
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When Lion’s Attack – Blood Warning…
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I am Sure I Linked This Already, It’s Brazilian Bikini Wrestling…
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Ivanka Trump’s Got Some Serious Legs
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Michael Jackson Prank Call
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Marisa Miller Almost has a Nip Slip
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Keira Knightley Gallery
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Border Patrol Catching Mexicans Video
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Broken Tele-Prompters Makes Me Laugh With They Are About Me…
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Sam Cooke In UK Maxim Topless because UK Maxim is Pretty Much Playboy…
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Milk For Your Cereal
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This is Retarded
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Tiger Cums All Over a Dude
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Old Man Fights a Younger Dude
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Learn How To Stretch With Some Girl In Lace Booty Shorts and Hot Legs
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Pillow Fight With a Pussy
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Bar Rafaeli Pics
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Akon Molests More Girls on Stage Because he is a Monkey and This is How the Animal World Works
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Celebrity Blogger Vera from ImNotObsessed Cries on this Persona IRC Wedding Video…
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Public Sex in Russia
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Penis Fish Montage from Grey’s Anatomy
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Here’s Lil’ Kim’s Explicit Sex Charged Song – Even Though She’s Fucking Disgusting Lookin’
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R Kelly’s Brother Interview Admitting he’s a Pedophile
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R Kelly’s Brother Interview Part 2
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Loaded Magazine’s Got Some Chick Named Lindsey Posing Topless
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Fergie is a Hipster
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Girl Accidentally Hits a Kid in the Head With A Rock
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Complex Magazine Has some G-Sport Sex Tips that You’ll Never Use
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Big Boobs Pressed Hammed on Glass
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Marilyn Manson Turns Young Teen Girl Into His Sex Slave
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A Whole Bunch of Shitty Videos With Tit
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The Weirdest Strip Show I Have Ever Seen
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Funny Lube Ads- Not That You Use Lube, But You Can Still Laugh
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Some Cam Girl Named Gisele Doing Cam Girl Things
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FleshFlick – What’s Your Dream? Is it a Dirty 3-Way – NSFW
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Lots of Lookin’ Good Sweethearts in One Link
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2007

27

Apr

I am – So You Think You Can Cam

To Leave Your Comments – You Gotta Go Back To The Post. I am not very tech savvy. SO fuck you.

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2007

27

Apr

I am – So You Wish You Could Cam of the Day

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So this shit never happens to me. I beg and beg and beg girls on myspace and facebook and on the street to take nude pics of themselves and they never want to because they think I am creepy, then I open my emails and this shit miraculously appears. It’s like it’s Christmas or something, first a friend of mine won 100 dollars in the lottery machines, then I got a free cigar and now I get a naked bitch in the bath video from a cam girl who thinks your lame opinion matters.

Dear Jesus,

I’ve been working this job as a secretary for sometime now and I’ve noticed that most of the men
enjoy my “presence.” I figured since I’m getting this type of attention, I’d step it up a notch. So I
started researching these camgirl sites and I’m definitely interested, but my only issue is that I
don’t know if I have that certain sex appeal.
I’m not the greatest at editing, however I did put this
little video together in hopes that you could post it and receive comments from your 12 viewers.
If it’s not to much to ask, I’d really appreciate it. I’d even send you a dollar to your donation button.

Cuddles,

Atlanta

I just made you famous, Bitch.

To Watch The Video – Click This Link – It’s Kinda NSFW But Not Really

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2007

27

Apr

I am – Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here’s something no one should go through, a little disgusting Alyson Hannigan bikini action to start my Friday. I always found this bitch disgusting especially when she was in American Pie talking about how she shoves flutes in her cunt. You see had it been anyone else, I probably woulda been thinking to myself how how that concept was, but this bitch comes along and ruins that orchestra fantasy of mine.

The thing that I don’t understand is that normally bikinis distract me from a busted face. I look at the face for a second and try to re-focus on something I can tolerate, and these pictures aren’t doing that for me. I have found some pretty disgusting porn hot. I am talking about herpe ridden bitches covered in feces while getting pissed on by 4 homeless guys and a dog and I still found a way to watch it with a keen eye to see what happens next. Just the other day, I was sitting with a girl I met in Starbucks and she was showing me her friend who she thought was ugly, because she was ugly and as she scanned through the pics one popped up of a bikini shot and I was like “STOP I LIKE THAT”. Well, I am not saying that about these.

The reason I am posting them is to prove that even ugly people can find success and love, all they have to do is tell themselves that they aren’t ugly over and over again until they believe it. That means that even if they are fucking disgusting to look at. So disgusting that you are scared of laughing awkwardly in their face every time they talk to you can find love and you can’t….pretty sad isn’t it.

Cuddles.

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2007

27

Apr

I am – Sienna Miller Modeling When She Was 17 of the Day

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I am a fan of Sienna Miller, she’s one of the celebrities I don’t really rip into because I think she’s hot , mainly because she’s a cokeslut party girl who doesn’t give a fuck with hot small tits and who isn’t fat. She reminds me of the girl with a big blonde bush who would fuck rockstars in the 70s and for some reason that appeals to me, because I like bush.

I came across these pictures of her from when she was 17 and since this is DrunkenStepfather, I had no choice but to post them. I jump on any underage shit I can find, but remember 14 is legal in Canada so I am not going to prison here….you are.

I was deciding whether to write some funny stories about puberty, or teenage pregnancy, or even some losing my virginity stories, but figured that since it’s 6 am and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, the shit I spew will be more dull than usual. I just couldn’t go to bed knowing I had these lined up to post I am OCD like that. Without this OCD, there’d be no site, so you should appreciate it while it lasts, because you never know when my OCD moves to something more productive in my life, like going back to drinking myself into the gutter instead of blogging myself into the gutter. I am pretty embarrassed that I just admitted I am a blogger, that shit’s like telling a girl you like it when she shoves things in your ass. Totally emasculating, I am going to go drink some beer and watch some porn to bring myself back to normal, I guess these Sienna Miller pics are kinda like porno, so while I am gone check them out. Cuddles.

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2007

27

Apr

I am – Brooke Hogan Performing Half Naked of the Day

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Here are some pictures from some surprise performance Brooke Hogan was involved in somewhere in Florida. I don’t know any of the details because I don’t really give a fuck about Brooke Hogan, other than the fact that she looks like her dad and I always had a thing for his pulsating muscles and work out audio tape.

I do remember this bitch being a little fat while planning on launching her failed music career and it’s nice to see that she realized her key to success was to get toned and barely dress for her shows to keep people like me interested. I can’t really dis her because she’s probably better looking than most of the crackwhores I threw it to over the years and she is definitely better lookin’ than my fat wife.

I guess I’d write more, but the sun is rising, and I always feel like a crackhead when I go to bed when the sun is rising. It’s just not the way you society thinks you should be living and keeping up appearances, like Brooke Hogan’s realized is important and takes a lot of commitment. On a side note I realized that I have no memory for jokes, I always remember the punchlines but can’t ever pull it together. I was at someone’s house today and was trying to be the life of the party but I just embarrassed myself with my delivery. Lucky for you, I will never do stand-up, unless my act was just telling punchlines to jokes I don’t remember, which could pretty much be a huge success. I will update more when I wake up but until then click my links below. Cuddles.

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