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2007

18

Apr

I am – Paris Hilton's Fake Tits of the Day

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The funny news of the day is that Perez Hilton was paid by Paris Hilton’s people to not talk shit about her. I think that’s called selling out, but that’s not really surprising considering this fucker was hated so much growing up that he was a gun short of a school shooting. instead he took the high road and through years of self-hatred ended up with a shitty site that everyone started reading, god fucking knows why, because it was pretty clear to me that motherfucker was too ugly to listen to, but on his quest for acceptance he took the first offer than came his way from a real life celebrity and that was to pay him to keep his mouth shut. He’s a fucking pussy, even though he doesn’t have one, he’s just rocking a man cunt that I am sure a whole lot of young big dicked fags have cum inside many times, while doing meth they bought with Hilton’s money.

Point of the story is that I’d probably take Paris’ money too, but only because I am poor but I’d still say she was a worthless washed up cunt subliminally. Censoring yourself for dollars is pretty fucking weak and since I hae no respect for motherfucker, I guess I couldn’t lose respect for him, but I did get to remind myself why I have no respect for him.

Either way here are some pictures of Paris Hilton that made their rounds yesterday, I guess it’s the only way her herpes ridden ass can stay in the public eye, because it seems like mainstream guys like big tits enough to ignore a busted, broken down haggared face with nothing to offer, but a weight gain, a muff gut and face that’s going to look like a fucking catcher’s mitt in a couple of years, cuz cocaine’s no substitute for Oil of Olay, not to mention her push up bra with rubber inserts to make her look like she isn’t as flat chested as her fat ass is.

I am nice, now go fuck yourself, if you’re a chick, do it on camera, I am a dirtbag and have no standards.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really see anything as being very funny or entertaining today and I can’t even make awkward jokes about the whole thing because they aren’t even coming to me. The whole shooting is too fucked up, but a friend of mine said that this Korean had no Seoul and I thought that was a pretty appropriate ironic t-shirt for the events that happened, but it didn’t really make me laugh. I am not trying to be a downer because I know that is the last thing people need, so here are some links for you to distract yourself with!

Kellie Picker Vs Carrie Underwood
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Paris Hilton is Scared of Jail
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Raging Hipsters Trash an Abandoned Building in NYC This Weekend Video
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Centrum Silver Makes You Feel Young – Funny Ad
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Fast Forward Blowjobs – NSFW but FUnny
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Man Gets His Dick Stuck To His Car Video
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Here’s a Little Air Sex, You Don’t Need to Take Your Clothes Off Yet
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Big Berlin Tits Video
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Naked Chick Shows Off Her Tampon
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The Twisted Stories of the Virginia Tech Shooter.
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Billie Piper Nip Slip
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Kelly Brook in The Book of Kelly
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Topless
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Joe Pesci is Fucking Insane
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Heather Mills Dancing With the Stars Wipeout
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Matthew McConaughey Trailer Park Living
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Some Idiot Playin’ Chicken with a Train
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Old Titties
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Danielle Lloyd Wants New Breasts
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Chicks With Black Eyes Compilation
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Sienna Miller Turns Me On Because She Doesn’t Wash
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Ron Jeremy: If the Hybrid is Rocking:
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Small Tit Flash
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cock Rock is Better When It’s Hard – Homo
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Drunk Girls Shower Together and That’s My Fetish
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Weirdest Party in the World
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Brazilian Beach Ass from April 2007
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Ass Face – Something Stinks on Capitol Hill
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Here’s Carson Daly Taking a Shower
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Big Brother Argentina Chick Naked, her Name is Griselda Sanchez
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Forest Whitaker Gets his Star of Fame and This Excites You Cuz You are a Loser
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Beckham’s Cock
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Nude Photos from NYC
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This Site Has Weird Porn Moments in Porn
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Fat Kelly Clarkson Video Shoot
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Kirsten Dunst at the World Premiere of Spider Man 3
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Paris Hilton is a Fucking Busted, Washed Up Cunt and Here are Her New Big Tits
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Shakira Posing Doggystyle
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Kelly Ripa Leaves Late Night with David Letterman Looking Hot
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Songs of Praise, What People Are Really Singing in Church
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Keeley Hazell Does Benny Benassi
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Jaime Hammar Has Some Big Ol’ Titties
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The Sexiest Assassins
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Husband Tells Wife Why He Cheats on Her on National Radio
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What’s Ashy Smoking?
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You don’t get laid, I don’t make money, this will help us both
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – Makin' Some Guys Girlfriend Famous of the Day

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Sometimes I get email that is actually worth reading because it has semi nude pics of people’s girlfriends asking me to make them famous. I haven’t got one of these in a long time so I figured I should post it.

Jesus my man. I’ve been reading your site everyday for months. I love this shit. Anyway, my girl just decided she wants to start doing porn and I told her there is only one guy you should send your pics to for an honest opinion…the drunken stepfather!! put these pics up if you see fit. her stage name is ryder skye. she’s on myspace too. your the king man….keep doing what your doing!

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The lesson learned is that all you have to do to get a post on this site is tell me that you love my shit. I am sure that this motherfucker is writing into every fucking site he can find because he wants to use her porn money on a vacation or to buy himself a new widescreen TV by using the whole “I am cool with you showing the world your cunt, just hook me up with gifts” line.

The other lesson learned is that the second a girl gets fake tits, she becomes a whole new breast-beast wearing low-cut shirts, flashing and asking everyone she knows to feel her new tits, it’s like her whole personality shifts to her tits and some of them decide to show the world what 5,000 dollars saved from a job as a grocery store cashier can do to you by starting a porn site or stripping.

Either way, here are the pics, leave your comments for this dude, and support her porn venture so that “bob screamer” can get himself that motorbike he always wanted. I am always supportive of a girl trying to get ahead in life by taking off her clothes cuz I like naked chicks.

I just made you famous, bitch.

Posted in:stepFAME|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – Makin’ Some Guys Girlfriend Famous of the Day

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Sometimes I get email that is actually worth reading because it has semi nude pics of people’s girlfriends asking me to make them famous. I haven’t got one of these in a long time so I figured I should post it.

Jesus my man. I’ve been reading your site everyday for months. I love this shit. Anyway, my girl just decided she wants to start doing porn and I told her there is only one guy you should send your pics to for an honest opinion…the drunken stepfather!! put these pics up if you see fit. her stage name is ryder skye. she’s on myspace too. your the king man….keep doing what your doing!

bob screamer

The lesson learned is that all you have to do to get a post on this site is tell me that you love my shit. I am sure that this motherfucker is writing into every fucking site he can find because he wants to use her porn money on a vacation or to buy himself a new widescreen TV by using the whole “I am cool with you showing the world your cunt, just hook me up with gifts” line.

The other lesson learned is that the second a girl gets fake tits, she becomes a whole new breast-beast wearing low-cut shirts, flashing and asking everyone she knows to feel her new tits, it’s like her whole personality shifts to her tits and some of them decide to show the world what 5,000 dollars saved from a job as a grocery store cashier can do to you by starting a porn site or stripping.

Either way, here are the pics, leave your comments for this dude, and support her porn venture so that “bob screamer” can get himself that motorbike he always wanted. I am always supportive of a girl trying to get ahead in life by taking off her clothes cuz I like naked chicks.

I just made you famous, bitch.

Posted in:stepFAME|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt of the Day

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There’s nothing more exciting than seeing a crazy girl who has had 2 babies flashing her panties. Actually, that is a lie, there are a lot of things more exciting that that, but I can’t seem to find them now. Britney’s been getting shit on pretty hard by everyone for the whole being fucking insane but I am okay with it. I am more into a girl who has completely lost her mind because they are usually easy to seduce, not that I’d want to be alone with this psycho for fear of being stabbed, but there’s no harm in thinking about it…

I was talking about Britney earlier today with some homeless motherfucker who seems to think she’s fucked up. I think being called insane by a guy who smears his shit all over bus shelters every night at 4 am is probably a bad sign. I told him that this was a whole scheme for her comeback, but he seemed to think that her little girl fans were probably scared of her, before showing me pictures he had taken of his shitty bus shelter art. If he is right than seeing her slutting out on stage probably won’t happen unless that stage is in a mental institution and it’s for their Christmas pageant. Either way, I don’t care, as long as her demise involves lots of nudity, upskirts, sex tapes and throwing her feces at the paparazzi because feces is the theme of this post.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – Jessica Alba Loves Her Dog of the Day

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Here are some pics of Alba making out with her dog, so I guess it’s pretty clear that Jessica Alba loves her dog more than she loves you. That’s not saying much, since she doesn’t know you and never will but that doesn’t change the fact that there’s not much more exciting than seeing a girl with her dog, mainly because you know that the dog has seen her in every compromising position possible. I am talking taking a shit, getting fucked, changing her tampons, pretty much everything you’d want to see this bitch do. The other hot thing is that this dog, if he is a smart dog has also eaten a pair of her dirty panties, made her clean up its shit and more importantly sniffed her crotch and maybe even raided the bathroom garbage for used maxi pads, not that Alba uses pads, but it’s a hot fantasy if you are me.

I like a girls relationship with her dog. They hug them, they kiss them, and if they are more experimental, they let them lick their peanut butter covered boxes. I got a girl on webcam last week who had a dog. She wanted to show me how big her dogs dick was, so she basically jerked him off for me. It was pretty fucking disgusting and funny at the same time, but when I saw the fucker cum all over the computer, I kinda lost my appetite.

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2007

17

Apr

I am – Kim Kardashian Wears a Bra of the Day

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I thought about Kim Kardashian when I was taking a shit today. Not because she’s brown and bangs brown people in shitty movies that we thought would be amazing but couldn’t jerk off to because she sucked, but because she was pissed on and piss is one step away from scat and my toilet is totally into scat, it loves it when I shit in its mouth.

There is no denying that she has fat tits and even though I don’t think big tits make a woman worth banging, my friend does. He ignores when a bitch is 50 lbs overweight just because he wants to play with her tits. I can only assume you’re the same way. It’s a whole beggars can’t be chooser situation, where you are the beggar and realized that fat chicks are pretty easy and despite being disgusted by them, you just stare at their huge tits and focus on finishing as soon as you can so you can go home and get back to play your video games

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2007

17

Apr

I am – Fran Drescher Wears a See-Through Shirt and Leather Pants of the Day

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I know you used to jerk off to Fran Drescher when she was on The Nanny. You were into her laugh and used to close her eyes and pretend it was her cumming. I guess that in retrospect you regret this because you realize she’s a tranny and is packin a cock. That makes you gay, homo. Either way, I know she claimed that she had vagina cancer a few years ago and in reality it was testicular, that may be in bad taste, but I guess that’s what I do here.

Posted in:Fran Drescher|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – America's Next Top Model's Melrose Tits of the Day

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So you hate me for bringing my political views to the site, at least you emailed me telling me that you did and that’s okay because since this is my site I can write whatever I want and whether it’s saying the war in Iraq is a hoax or saying that Bush should be indicted for being a criminal or if I write about how I like to watch girls shower, it is my right to do that and your allowed to not visit me. I will miss you. What it comes down to is that I am luckier than you because no one takes the fucking time to read your emails or myspace blogs, while 20 people read mine. Jealous?

This is a picture of Melrose from America’s Next Top Model showing her tit, I don’t watch the show more than my stepdaughters make me because the Tyra slut annoys me with her stupid speeches, but models are hot, even if when they are kicked off that stupid show, especially when they are showing off their tits.

Posted in:ANTM|Unsorted

2007

17

Apr

I am – America’s Next Top Model’s Melrose Tits of the Day

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So you hate me for bringing my political views to the site, at least you emailed me telling me that you did and that’s okay because since this is my site I can write whatever I want and whether it’s saying the war in Iraq is a hoax or saying that Bush should be indicted for being a criminal or if I write about how I like to watch girls shower, it is my right to do that and your allowed to not visit me. I will miss you. What it comes down to is that I am luckier than you because no one takes the fucking time to read your emails or myspace blogs, while 20 people read mine. Jealous?

This is a picture of Melrose from America’s Next Top Model showing her tit, I don’t watch the show more than my stepdaughters make me because the Tyra slut annoys me with her stupid speeches, but models are hot, even if when they are kicked off that stupid show, especially when they are showing off their tits.

Posted in:ANTM|Unsorted