I posted the Sienna Miller Sex Scenes from Factory Girl a long time ago. The Weinstein Company emailed me threatening a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. I don’t have any money to fight the Weinstein company and even if I did no one would pay attention to the site because I was getting sued by them, so I took them down. I am testing my luck with Paris Hilton exposed shit, but at least that will get me some TV time.

Anyway, there’s all this buzz that the sex scene was real and who really gives a fuck. Sex scenes in movies have been real for the last 40 years. I remember reading Jack Nicholson’s sex scenes were always real. But since all you care I am posting the raipdshare link to this video HERE (again) (3 weeks later)

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I posted the Sienna Miller Sex Scenes from Factory Girl a long time ago. The Weinstein Company emailed me threatening a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. I don’t have any money to fight the Weinstein company and even if I did no one would pay attention to the site because I was getting sued by them, so I took them down. I am testing my luck with Paris Hilton exposed shit, but at least that will get me some TV time.

Anyway, there’s all this buzz that the sex scene was real and who really gives a fuck. Sex scenes in movies have been real for the last 40 years. I remember reading Jack Nicholson’s sex scenes were always real. But since all you care I am posting the raipdshare link to this video HERE (again) (3 weeks later)

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We all know this bitch from a few years ago, when she was all over the fucking press for being Paris’ sidekick and being a hipster model. She’s another kid of a rockstar, if Wilson Philips is considered rock and roll and she used to and do mass amounts of drugs off Carnie Wilson’s Fat Ass while sucking on Sean Lennon’s little asian cock.

That’s not the point, the point is that I always thought she got AIDS from intravenous drug use on the set of BULLY, but after seeing this pictures from Paris Exposed, I can only assume it was from being a little loose in the hips if you know what I mean, if you don’t know what I mean, you’re an idiot, cuz I was just trying to find a nice way to say her cunt was open from business, and that it didn’t care who came in for a visit.

The funniest thing about celebrities is that hey don’t use condoms, because condoms are for common folks. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of your favorite stars were Magic Johnsonning on their AIDS tests. Read this Joe Francis Howard Stern Recap via IDLYITW.

Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to “discuss” his and Paris’s pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn’t buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time…Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he’d ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, “Paris,” even though a few statements earlier he claimed, “Lindsey and I are just friends.” When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he’s slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn’t come out and say it, but merely mumbled, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…” Howard then began asking more leading questions like, “So she just laid there?” or “Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?” Joe responded, “More or less, yeah.” To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, “Well I don’t plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site.”

Either way, she is dating Hyde from That 70’s Show, probably because she gave him the germ and it’s hard finding another AIDs lover. I don’t know if she actually has Aids, that’s just the story I heard.

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DJ AM made Nicole Richie lose all that weight because it made his little dick looked bigger against her non-existent ass. At least that’s the story I heard. I also heard that Nicole Richie’s uterus fell out of her one night when they were having sex and DJ AM was so proud because he didn’t think he could reach that deep, but it turned out it was because she had no more muscle tone to keep it in. I guess what it comes down to is that she starved herself and the only thing she ate was cocaine (see paris exposed posts) all under DJ AM’s supervision. I always thought she did it cuz he liked little boys, but what do I know….

Here are some useless pics of Nicole Richie an it looks like she’s been eating a few too many ice cream cones….Fatty.

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Justin Timberlake’s concert was here last night. I didn’t go and either did my stepdaughters, no thanks to you. The rumor on the street was that he was out partying for his birthday after the show. I have to admit that I was tempted to go out there and get pics of him a Britney making out in the club or pics of whoever the slut he flew in for a little private cake eating, but I don’t have any hook-ups and wouldn’t know where to look. I also don’t have a digital camera or an ability to get accepted into the clubs he’d be at, only because I like wearing my soiled jogging pants and that’s not up to code.

What is up to code are these Aguilera pics that were probably taken a long time ago. You can see her nipples and that’s all I really need to make me happy. I am pretty easy to please, I am just not very good at pleasing you.

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There’s something funny about seeing a girl you used to bang yourself to everynight before going to sleep, you know playing that threesome scene from the one movie she was in over and over again but only finding yourself really getting into your jerk off session when Kevin Bacon showed you his dick. It’s your gym locker room fantasy, behind closed doors no one is judging you, so wondering if you’re a queer is a waste of your time, you obviously are one.

Reality is she looks hot from the front. She’s had 2 kids and Charlie Sheen’s STDs and she’s still rockin a tight body and she’s probably 40. The problem with double kids besides the obvious vaginal wound is that her ass will never get the bounce that it once had back. Lookin at it reminds me of the time I slept with a senior citizen. That may sound gross but it was probably the best 2 years of my life, non stop baked goods, blowjobs and visits with the grandkids….

Either way, here are those pics.

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In running a blog with 15 readers, I end up having a major influence on the world. One of those influences is my “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” Expression that has made it’s way onto Wikipedia

And motivated readers to write things like this to me:

Hi Drunken Stepfather,

first of all im a big reader of yours … loved your site since day one ….

Secondly for the record … im not a poofter …. however .. im in some trouble …. i ride my bike alot … i also am starting to ride with other ppl … 80% of these ppl wear bicycle shorts …. ive been advised to get some … but i cant bring myself to do so …

would perhaps buying some of those 3/4 longs called skins and wearing them under some shorts .. would this still be classed as gay ? or is this semi okay – pardon the pun

Avid Reader

I am not a bicycle shorts expert, but I think it’s safe to say that anything spandex is gay…Here are my links…

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Pete Doherty is a rockstar proven by the fact that he shoots heroin and dates supermodels. People have been shooting up for a long fucking time so who gives the fuck if he’s an addict, he probably has a better life than you do and if he dies prematurely, he’s already seen Kate Moss’ cunt up close and some of you would probably die for that. I don’t like drugs, I don’t like that celeb drug use is hitting the mainstream, I liked it better when they did it behind closed doors, because the last think we need is kids shooting up to be like Nicole Richie. Point is drugs aren’t cool but Pete Doherty is, but not cool enough to want to be like. If you know what I mean…

More info on the tape HERE

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