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2006

18

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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In doing this stepLINKS, I went to about 10 celebrity blogs lookin for good stories to link up and I read the SAME fucking thing on every single site. Everyone posted the Britney see-thru dress, everyone wrote about lohan being a strippers, everyone says the same fucking thing and it’s fucking boring. I haven’t decided what to do with this site, but posting celebrity pics every other fucking loser is posting takes away from what I do. I’ll figure it out over xmas, but I am thinking of doing stepTV and turning this shit into an online TV show. Cuz cropping another upskirt pic may drive me to jumping out of my window. Not that I would kill myself over the site, but I would definitely break my legs for it.

Here are my links.

Teenage Wedgie VIdeo
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Underwear Theft is Going to be Made a Sex Crime
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Pam Anderson Unpublished Pictures
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Victoria Silvstedt Topless
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F18 Showing Off
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Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass Is Better than You
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Banana Deepthroat Video
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European Commercials are Better than Ours
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Dick in a Box Made Me Laugh…
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Britney Spears Buys Herself a House
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Kylie and Dannii Minogue Perform together in Lingerie…
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Merry X-Mas Blowjob…
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One of my readers writes a Israeli Political Blog.
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Burger King Blowjob
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Tara Conner is Miss USA and These Are Her Implants
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Some Random On The Street Nudity
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Turn Yourself Into A Dancing Elf..
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A whole lot of random free webcams for you to watch
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A Girl Stripping on Webcam Gets Busted…
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Liz Vicious and Raven Riley Touching Each Other
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Rachel Sterling is a Hot Model Promoting “FAT SOAP”
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Some Famous Girl Named Bianca Topless
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Natasha Leonne Molests Dogs…and is Jewish…
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Get me this Christmas Ornament
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Scenes from Shortbus that Include Sex
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Jenna Elfman From Dharma and Greg in her Pantaloons and By Pantaloons I Mean Panties.
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CoCo and Her Crazy Body
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Christina Aguilera GQ Photoshoot VIdeo
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New Celeb Site for All Your Celeb Needs
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Victoria Topless Beach Video…I don’t Think It’s Posh Spice…
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This Dude Runs a Rant on Pachelbel’s Canon that’s Worth Watching….
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Emanuell Chriqui is our Favorite Moc
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Call on Me Nudist Version
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Some Girl Doing Her Laundry in White Panties
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Christmas Tree Breasts
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Penthouse Pet of the Year in ’98 has a Nip Slip
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Martha Stewart Talks Dirty on Howard Stern
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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures
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Lindsay Lohan Talks About Stripping…
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2006

18

Dec

I am – Brooke Hogan has a Trashy X-Mas of the Day

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Here are some pics of Brooke Hogan rockin’ her classy outfit at some Christmas event a couple of days ago. I don’t know much about Christmas events but this outfit seems a little fuckin’ trashy for Jesus’ birthday and I am talking the real Jesus, not me, cuz at my birthday no outfit is too trashy for me. Point of the story is that if she’s going to get all slutted out for her stage show, she should at least come with props, like this one time I went to a strip club and the bitch had a remote control car with a dildo strapped to the top of it. She’d hand out the remote and people in the audience would try to drive it up in her. If that doesn’t make you think of Christmas, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with you, but I do know that daddy’s money made this music project happen and since they are from Florida, this outfit isn’t really that out of place, it’s actually considered really fucking classy because people in florida are garbage. Brooke’s outfit is incomplete though, if she really wanted the full Florida package, she’d best be putting some money from her record sales aside for a new set of tits.



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2006

18

Dec

I am – Britney Spears See-Through Dress of the Day

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Here are some Britney Spears See-Through Dress Pictures that have been floating around the internet all day. She’s obviously wearing a see-through dress because she’s trying to get back in touch with her piece of kitchen garbage roots. I’m talking trashy and southern and ready to dominate a brass pole at the drop of a dollar when her alcoholism depletes her bank account…

Either way, enough about Britney, what is more important is that I ended up getting a christmas card from my foster parents in Texas. I have no idea how they found me but it was one of those form letters than outlined the last 5 years of their life, since I moved up to Canada. It turns out that their biological daughter, who lives in some long-term care facility due to sever mental retardation is pregnant again. She escaped the home for a week and came back knocked up. They say that it’s the fourth time this has happened in the last 6 years and the grandparents, my foster parents ended up raising the kids, who surprisingly aren’t retarded and are a blessing from god in their mind. I guess that blessing from god comes in the form of some fucking pervert who sees a girl at the convenience store grunting and drooling while playing with superballs and thinks to himself “I’d love to get up in that. I know that there are dudes who would fuck anything that walks, but you would think you’d at least use a condom….So if any of you sick fucks have banged what seemed like retarded girl, while in Texas probably drunk maybe you should email me and take a little ownership on your sick fucking ways.


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2006

18

Dec

I am – Myleene Klass in a Red Bikini of the Day

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It’s a Christmas Miracle. I just came across these pics of Myleene Klass playing around in a red Christmas Bikini and it reminded me of Christmas shopping this past weekend. Every store I went to was filled with the hot girls I’ve never heard of. I did do a post on her before, but forgot how hot she was. Now I know this post may sound a little like the Virgin bloggers you are used to, talking about how how a girl looks in a bikini, but I realize that virgin or not, we gotta appreciate hot box.

Speaking of Christmas Miracles, I just heard that Oprah signed on for 2 ABC reality shows about charity and wish-making. I always thought that watching Oprah everyday for an hour wasn’t enough Oprah, so it’s safe to that part of my Christmas wish has come true. If these Reality TV shows include Oprah in a bikini, it’ll be safe to say that the other half of my Christmas wish will have come true. I was watching last week’s show on wearing the right bra and she said that she has size E Titties. I’ve never seen “E” titties, but they sound pretty big, and Big Boobs make for good bikini action…

But here’s Myleene in a bikini, she’s no Oprah, but she’ll have to do for now.

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2006

15

Dec

I am – Christina Aguilera's Cameltoe of the Day

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Here are some pics of Christina Aguilera in concert showing a little toe. This is a stretch, cuz it could just be a wrinkle in her pants, but i am delusional at times, especially when it involves Christina Aguilera’s vagina. It’s like when my wife tries turn me on, because she can’t accept the fact that she made me impotent, and starts getting all frisky and I close my eyes and pretend that she’s someone like Christina Aguilera or someone even mildly attractive, but reality always comes a knockin’ when her pants are taken off and room fills with the warm smell of freshly baked shit. I am not sure what freshly baked shit is, but since I invented the term, I have decided that it’s when you shit on a cookie sheet and back it at 350 for 45 mins to give your home that warm back alley outhouse scent like it was Thanksgiving and we were making pies.

Either way, I am stlll hungover and I just found out that I write better drunk than hungover. Look at the pics.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Here are some pics of Christina Aguilera in concert showing a little toe. This is a stretch, cuz it could just be a wrinkle in her pants, but i am delusional at times, especially when it involves Christina Aguilera’s vagina. It’s like when my wife tries turn me on, because she can’t accept the fact that she made me impotent, and starts getting all frisky and I close my eyes and pretend that she’s someone like Christina Aguilera or someone even mildly attractive, but reality always comes a knockin’ when her pants are taken off and room fills with the warm smell of freshly baked shit. I am not sure what freshly baked shit is, but since I invented the term, I have decided that it’s when you shit on a cookie sheet and back it at 350 for 45 mins to give your home that warm back alley outhouse scent like it was Thanksgiving and we were making pies.

Either way, I am stlll hungover and I just found out that I write better drunk than hungover. Look at the pics.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Kelly Clarkson's Fat Ass of the Day

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Since she’s been gone, she’s been eating lots of cake…. I knew this girl was a little heavy in her pants but i had no idea she was this down-loaded. Down-loaded is an expression used for girls who are heavy from the waist down. I know that it’s a pretty weak expression that I used to use in the 90s on a girl I once knew who was built like a tonka truck in designer jeans but was hot from the waist up. She would have made a great news anchor but I think she ended up working construction, which made sense considering she was a good lifter.

I went to the strippers last night, I drank too much, I have indigestion. It was worth it. Cuddles.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Kelly Clarkson’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Since she’s been gone, she’s been eating lots of cake…. I knew this girl was a little heavy in her pants but i had no idea she was this down-loaded. Down-loaded is an expression used for girls who are heavy from the waist down. I know that it’s a pretty weak expression that I used to use in the 90s on a girl I once knew who was built like a tonka truck in designer jeans but was hot from the waist up. She would have made a great news anchor but I think she ended up working construction, which made sense considering she was a good lifter.

I went to the strippers last night, I drank too much, I have indigestion. It was worth it. Cuddles.


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2006

15

Dec

I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day

I’ve been stalking Lohan for awhile now. I know that I am pretty inconsistent with my stalking, maybe even a little lazy, and like all things done half-assed, I’ve had little success in my restraining order and Access Hollywood coverage. I am not going to get creepier or actually hide in the trunk of her car, because that’s a little excessive and I don’t really want to get arrested, but I will keep this up until I get some kind of response. That’s the story I heard.

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2006

15

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I got a haircut today and it was pretty fucking exciting. If you are wondering how I could afford a haircut, it’s pretty simple, I haven’t cut my hair in 6 years and it was long and fucking disgusting, so I made my way to the cancer charity and shaved my head for free. I feel sorry for whoever ends up with my hair as their wig because it may give them herpes B, that’s the shit that I heard some dude caught from a pet Monkey and it destroyed his vital organs. I guess since they’ve already got cancer, the diseases and bugs that they can land from my hair is the least of my concerns. Point of all this is to say…I am just doing my part this festive time of year….

Speaking of doing my part, check out Britney’s Nips and the other amazing links I brought you today. It’s a Chrsitmas Miracle…CUDDLES.


Britney Spears Show’s Off Some Nipple (Scroll Down For HQ)
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The Dr Phil Footage I wrote about 2 Days Ago
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A bunch of dirty girls dressed like school girls
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Ask Kat for Some Solid Advice
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Fat Guy in the Shower…
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Jessica Simpson’s Cameltoe
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Lacy Chabert in Maxim Pics
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This Video is Called I Love Dr Phil
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Download Jennifer Love Hewitt Accepting Some Award..
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Jordan’s Upskirt Showing Off Her Vagina Tattoo
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Honda’s Robot Demo Doesn’t Work Out So Well For Them
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Gemma Atkinson is Santa’s Little Helper with Tits
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Madonna Doesn’t Like Jokes About Her Black Baby…
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Jessica Biel Walks her Dog and Wipes her Nose and People Post This Shit Because That’s How Pathetic Our Lives Have Become…
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Big Foot Pleasuring a Unicorn
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Top 5 Tattooed Celebrity Asses
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Carmella DeCesare is some Slag in a Bikini
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Some Band Covers Bohemian Rhapsody and It’s Annoying as Fuck
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An Interview with Kal Penn
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Bastardly OC – Taylor vs. Summer vs. Kaitlyn Post of the 16 year old girl in all of you
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Amateur Indian Babe Getting Fucked (porn)
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LastNightsParty NSFW in Miami. I think I already Posted This.. But There’s Tits so Click..
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Immigrant Girls Undressing Some Girl Named Lucie…
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JuliesRoom.net does Amateur Porn Vidoes…That You WIll Masturbate to
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Don’t Tell Posh Spice that she is Ugly
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Oh So Sexy Coco doing a Dance in Front of a Car
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Rebecca is the Human Can Opener
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Someone Buy me This Cellphone So I can Blog On the Road
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Naturists Swimming…
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Nerdcore for Life Trailer
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Here are some Young Tits…
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Tom Papa has a Funny Stand-Up Act on Conan…
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Rachel Stevens – Out and About
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Should Nicole Richie Go To Jail….Who Cares…
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Nip/Tuck Lip Syncing Scene That I Don’t Understand…
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stepMUSIC: EDITORS-“All Sparks” (Phones Remix):
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stepMUSIC: GRAHAM COXON (OF BLUR) “TELL IT LIKE IT IS”
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stepMUSIC: Toby Lightman “My Sweet Song�
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Some Japanese Idol in her Bikini at the Pool is the Most Viewed YouTube Video Today…
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This May Be Your Last Chance To Get 3 Bottles for the Price of 1
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