I am not racist. By being a Mexican, I am lower on the socio-economic scale than black people. It would be wrong for me to make black jokes even though they are funny. There’s actually a epidemic in the USA right now, according to Oprah (yes I watch Oprah…everyday….), that black youth think the only thing they are capable of is being in life is rappers. So if they can’t rap, their lives are fucked. So they turn to a life of crime so that they can pay for the ice that they’re flossin’.

Point of the story is that this is what two successful black people do, once they’ve made it. They sit at a fuckin pool and relax all day. I want to sit at a pool, with a computer and an expensive girlfriend, so I have decided that I want to be a rapper too. Look out for my first single, coming out soon. Only problem is that I can’t rap, maybe I’ll just sit here instead. That dream was short lived, but pretty glamourous, admit it.

Bonus: Jay Z and Beyonce Walking out of Somewhere, Probably the Probation Office….

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I don’t know where these pics are from. I am thinking from a major men’s magazine who is going to send me a cease and desist letter, even though I am friends with the CEO.

I didn’t know who Carmit was either, so I did a little Wikipedia search….

Born in Los Angeles, California, with a cleft lip/palate, she is of Israeli/Chinese and Dutch/Indonesian descent and comes from a family of entertainers. Her mother was a dance teacher and her father danced and even once worked with Marcel Marceau. She competed internationally as a rhythmic gymnast for 10 years, and placed 5th in the Olympic trials in 1992, she even went on to compete in the Gymnastics World Championships. During her career competing on the National Team, she attended Hamilton Academy of Music in Los Angeles, studying music, dance, and also piano and viola.

They forgot to mention she was born with a penis, and has just completed her sex change, these pics are a celebration of her move into womanhood. It’s like when a 12 year old girl gets her period, and her mom takes her to the mall. I remember when I went through a phase where I only banged chicks when they were on their period. I was “THAT” guy. I didn’t do it cuz I liked it, I did it in protest to all the men out there who make their bitches give them head while their bleeding and refuse to go under the pantes. , I was like “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK”, so I made a bet with a guy in a bar after a few too many Scotch and Sodas, and by Scotch I mean rubbing alcohol. Anyway, I bet that I only have period sex for a month, but I liked it so much that I did it for 6, good thing only 2 chicks were drunk enough to bang me in those 6 months.
Anyway, there’s something sexy about looking at your bed after banging and having it look like a murder scene…who am I kidding, I don’t have a bed, and period sex is gross, keep it in your menstrual cup, you fucking hippy dyke bitch.

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This bitch was the model for the videogame Tomb Raider, she’s the body they based Lara Croft on before Angelina played her in the movie. She was fired from the Tomb Raider job because she posed for Playboy. Naked is a pretty hot reason to get fired for any job, except when it is for Playboy, because they fuckin’ suck. Anyway, 7 years later, she’s knocked up like the loser girl in your highschool that no one noticed until word got around that she was pregnant, then everyone wanted a piece because we knew she put out, would let you raw dog her cuz you couldn’t knock her up since she already was carrying and her tits got huge. I remember when my eldest stepdaughter got knocked up, we put the baby up for adoption so if you are reading this little Marty, your drunken stepfather misses you, but that’s not the point, the point is that her tits got all full of milk, and that saved the family lots of money on dairy products, we would make our own. I think we had her tapped like a cow in a dairy for for about a year, before her school social worker told us we had to stop farming our children, and ended our experiment. Thanks Mrs Clancy..hope you’re happy now that my wife’s got Calcium deficency, you cunt.

Now look at the motherfucking pics.

Bonus:
To see some hot non-pregnant pics of this slag click on this link

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I love bush, and I am not talking about the President, because that’s not the type of site this is. I love Bush, the vagina kind and I know everyone thinks I am fucking weird for it. I think the bush adds a lot of character to a pussy, it’s like an expensive evening gown or top hat or some shit, because bald is just too naked. I’m talking knowing the full anatomy of a girls junk without having the explore and I like to Christopher Columbus that shit. You know,travel from the depths of bush into the unknown, only to be surprised with happy things like coinslots and clit rings….I guess the reality of my love for bush is that it’s pretty much a lie. I am completely annoyed by the bikini waxes, and how everyone and their mom are doin’ it, and I do hate thongs, but bald lips is just better. Pretending to love bush is a solid way to get a girl to admit the way she maintains and in any social situation I drop the “I love bush”, girls come running back at me with with “you’re so gross, I only have a landing strip” or “you’re so gross, I’m totally bald, wanna see how hot it looks, so much better than bush”. So my whole plan of lying about loving bush only to get flashed by hot maintained pussy has just be revealed to the masses by me. I am my own worst enemy, because you know every girl reading this is never gonna fall for it again. The things I do for you cunts.

Alexandra Egorova

Amber Valetta

Ana

Angela Lindvall

Audrey Marnay

Devon Aoki

Emily Sandberg

Ester Dejong

Guinevere Van Seenus

Inese dela Fressange

Jaime Rishar

Jenny Howorth

Jenny Knight

Karen Elson

Kasia Pysiak

Kate Moss

Kirsten Owen

Krisen McMenamy

Mathilde

Mayaan Keret

Mila Jovovich

Shalom Harlow

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Well, it’s time for the new daily link dump. I know all you cunts just complain about everything I do and that’s okay, as long as you keep coming back, which you will cuz it’s not like you have anything better to do. We’re sending out a daily email now to our VIP list. If you want to be a part of it, send your emal by clickin’ this link and I’ll decide if you’re worth it. Pics of naked girls are always welcome.

We’ve Seen Her Upskirt, Now Check Out her Magazine Pics
Some Chick Pees in Her Bosses Coffee
Japanese People Are Perverts
Britney confirms pregnancy on lettermen video
Costume of the Day

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Back in the ’90s, these breast implanted bitches in bright colored bathing suits and light, tight, high wasted denim where all the fuckin’ rage. They were the girls who you would see on the street and automatically assume were strippers and they were the same people that would go out to the cheesy clothing stores you thought no one shopped at to buy the latest in trash. I naturally assumed these trasy people died off when they stopped making the Trans Am, but I was wrong, they all moved to Florida and became fitness models. The funny thing is that I go to strippers all the fucking time, and they lame outfits my strippers wear are classier than this NASCAR shit. Point of the story is that I’d still fuck all these bitches, because I think it would be a good change of pace for them, you know bouncin off a belly, instead of steroid shrunken balls.

This photographer’s name is Michael Palmer, and he documents this really weird subculture…Check out some of his work:

Fitness Events

Fitness and Yoga

Physique>

Glamour

Fashion

Swimwear

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Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child support and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, remembering the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child support and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, remembering the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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The funny thing about running this kind of site is that it’s really easy to fall asleep at your desk, or pile of dirty laundry you use for a desk, especially when you have taken a half dozen sleeping pills, only wake up a day later only to realize that you forgot to post the Link Dump you were supposed to.

So Yesterday’s Links are:

Check Out My Breasts
2 Losers and a Bean Bag
celebrity nipple slips (NSFW)
Shower Piss Face
They Say this is Hayek in a porn, I know it’s Not sex in the shower (NSFW)
Samaire Armstrong From OC in a leotard….(I love leotards, but hate American Apparel)

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