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2006

04

Feb

Jenna Riding the Sybian on Howard Stern

There’s nothing too shocking about Jenna riding a sybian, most of us have seen her riding a whole lot of other things. She has become the trophy spokesperson for porn. She made people think that pornstars have it all together, living a life of glamour and fame when in reality, we all know they are just insecure teenage runaways with addiction and self-hatred.

So bitch is rich…but she did it getting fucked. Anyone with a vagina can do the same thing, it takes zero talent. Her pussy’s still ravaged and she’s been stuffed by so many dudes that her vagina probably speaks its own language. These are pictures of Jenna riding a Sybian on Stern’s show. I haven’t heard his show, I did see his movie. Having bitches cum on radio is kinda useless, I’d rather hear them talk politics.

Her Audio in Second Half of this Link

2006

04

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini

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There was a desperate seeking of her nipple, that was really just a shadow. It’s been established that everyone is obsessed with her boobs, because they look so big on her small frame. Now we have some bikini candids for you to check out. I am pretty indifferent about this one, because it is saturday, I am hung over and the only channel I have is playing “That 70’s Show”. It’s the episode where Kelso thinks he’s Travolta, and I want to kill myself. I also never really saw the Love Hewitt appeal, she has a big head and the one channel I have also plays ghostwhisperer, which was on last night, and made me want to kill myself. So if you’re feeling all done on your luck, like me, look at Love Hewitt, if she’s a bitch you wanna get with, and hopefully it will bring some joy to your life. My life is about making your life better.

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2006

04

Feb

Neve Campbell Bikini Slash Gross Underwear

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John Cusack looks like a fuckin’ cowboy, who just rolled into town, spend the night pooning whores, playing poker, and drinkin’ whiskey, hasn’t showered in weeks. The reason I say that is not cuz of his haggard dirty, whore fucking look, it’s the fact that he’s swimming in what looks like 19th century long johns. I am sure they had some 19th century name for long underwear, but I am too lazy to look it up right now, it is 5 am on friday fucker. Anyway, Neve doesn’t look like any whore I’d be paying to get inside if I was from the same western town as Cusack, but I guess there’s a market for everyone. Hell, I am sure some of you cunts would sleep with this bitch. You know what? I am not gonna judge you right now. I guess when your career washes ashore like the waves beneath your feet, buying yourself a nice bathing suit is a non-issue, you fuckin’ slob. I felt that was very poetic.

2006

03

Feb

Desperately Seeking Love Hewitt's Nipple

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For as long as I can remember, people have wanted to see these tits. I don’t think this officially counts as seein the nipple, but whatever, desperate losers everywhere have been taking screenshots from movies, just hoping, one day, they will see a slip, or something. I guess this is the closest thing, but too bad it’s a shadow. I once had a dog named shadow, he was very loyal and would wake me up my licking my feet. I felt so guilty when I had to kill him and eat him, but it was him or me, and we were in Mexico, that kind of thing isn’t frowned upon. I wonder if anyone actually reads my posts….

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2006

03

Feb

Desperately Seeking Love Hewitt’s Nipple

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For as long as I can remember, people have wanted to see these tits. I don’t think this officially counts as seein the nipple, but whatever, desperate losers everywhere have been taking screenshots from movies, just hoping, one day, they will see a slip, or something. I guess this is the closest thing, but too bad it’s a shadow. I once had a dog named shadow, he was very loyal and would wake me up my licking my feet. I felt so guilty when I had to kill him and eat him, but it was him or me, and we were in Mexico, that kind of thing isn’t frowned upon. I wonder if anyone actually reads my posts….

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2006

03

Feb

Brokeback Mountain Not Gay

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Anne Hathaway

Michelle Williams

All this hype about gay cowboys and Oscars and men kissing men, or men fucking men in cowboy hats and in tents is just hollywood hype. I saw the movie and I saw nothing gay about it…..Both guys were married, and here’s the proof that this movie is about Michelle William’s and The Princess Bride bitch’s tits, within a gay love story….I’m telling you, it’s a lot easier to get a bitch naked if you sell her on the fact that you are making “Art” not “Porn”. I don’t know why I am telling you my tricks….I guess it’s to prove my point that hollywood’s using my line too and that despite all the gayness, these guys were just friends, alone in the woods, with nothing better to do. They just thought they were gay, cuz they fucked each other one summer. If fucking a man for a summer made someone gay, I’d bet a lot of you would have a lot of explianing to do. Now look at the tits, Homos.

2006

02

Feb

Mariah Carey Barbados Bikini

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These bitch needs more than just a vacation. She should be spending her money on a personal trainer, some lipo and a little breast lift. I hate being the person who attacks bitche’s body cuz I know that’s all everyone who posts these pics is going to say. I’d like to make it very clear to all my readers, that I have no problem with fat girls, I am married to a fat girl. I don’t want to give you the impression that I am shallow, cuz I am not, I like anything with a vagina. When I used to be a dog breeder, I’d drown all the little boy dogs, cuz they didn’t have little dog vaginas, like Mariah.

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2006

02

Feb

Draw Your Vagina and Describe It In 10 Words or Less

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Her name is Oprah, she is black and despite popular belief she does have a vagina. She’s not the real Oprah, but she is a lot cooler. She’s the marketing girl at Digital Gravel and she was cool enough to submit cooter shots. I have never had the chance to sleep with a black girl, cuz I always stayed away from that side of town, but it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have when my penis still worked. This has been draw you vagina and describe it in 10 words or less of the day. The reason it is bearded she tells me, is because she’s not getting any action, oh and in real life her tits are a lot bigger. I’ve seen a pic.

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2006

02

Feb

Ginger Spice, Career Starts…Career Ends….

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Beginning

End

This one’s called Ginger in the Beginning and Ginger in the end. It’s a little commentary on how fast we age and how short life really is. In Geri’s useless mind, it feels like just last week when she was sitting there posing for some amateur photographer for a couple quid to pay for her flat and for her club kid drugs. Now bitch is old, washed up and is rockin a gunt. This slag’s rockin’ a carpet to cover up the fat.

I am not hating on Geri, I actually think she’s a very talented singer, and will be likely be performing on some resort for a tab at the bar and a room to sleep in, until her uterus drys up, falls out on stage and is sold on ebay, so Geri can afford estrogen therapy and a one room apartment, cuz no one wants a singer with no uterus.

2006

02

Feb

Hilary Duff Live in Concert

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My stepdaughter and her celebrity obsessed friends who think they are socialites went to the Hilary Duff concert here in Montreal. I don’t really understand why, because Hilary is a piece of shit performer, but worth a round cuz she’s young and has money, but I don’t think they were thinkin’ that when they went. They were too busy trying to touch her sweater, and by sweater I mean article of clothing, not her cooter.

The last time I flew, I was stuck on a plane that played her movie about bloggin’, it really hit close to home, not cuz I have a blog but because I had to move around a lot as a child.

Here are the 2 useless pics they brought back to me. I clearly asked for an autograph made out to “jesus martinez, my drunkenstepfather, love Hilary”, that reminds me, if any of you fuckers know famous ppl get autographs for me. I am going to start a celeb autograph section on the site, but considering I never leave the house, you are going to have to help me.

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