Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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Everyone needs to know basic jewish terms and as the lawyer for both Jesus and his brother Hector I have taken it upon myself to help you learn.

“Al Cheit” (AHL CHAYT) =Literally, for the sin. A confession of community sins recited repeatedly on Yom Kippur.

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This is some weird fashion designer who has a campaign that involves people being tied up. There isn’t much on this site, just a few pictures, we don’t really get a sense of their clothes, but who cares, there are girls tied up. Whenever I see ropes and gags, I get the warm fuzzies all over. It brings back memories of the day I was kidnapped, probably the hottest experience of my life.

If you’re wondering why I got kidnapped, let’s just say, it was a huge misunderstanding that involves my asshole brother Hector

Pleasure Principle

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These Sex Doll people are fucking weird. There is endless material on this site. This is the first post I read, and it officially blew me the fuck away. It’s about a guy who’s sex doll has been accepted by his family, including his daughter and his dog. He also secured a threesome with his doll and his wife. I guess the weird think is that – Dude’s only got a torso. not a full doll…anyway – read it – you will laugh!

Our Natalie torso , Nicky (the wife named her), has been here a couple weeks now. We had a bit of a hard time when the wife had to go to the hospital, but now she’s feeling better, we have time to play.

Nicky is a big hit around here. I’ve played with her when I have time. The wife has accepted her, and my daughter saw her & wants to do makeup. Dinky gets to sleep with her when no one is home (ever since he was a puppy, he doesn’t sleep good unless he’s in physical contact with someone).
The wife agreed to a threesome, actually she asked to try it. Let me tell you guys, it was great! If any doll owner can get his girlfriend/wife to join in, this is a wonderful mix of real affection and fantasy. I am forbidden by wife’s command to give details, but I think Nicky has won a permanent place in our bed
One odd thing I have found, is that while I was a bit sad at first about Nicky not having arms & legs, the lack of apendages has helped in many positions and activities. Besides the sex aspect, cleaning her is no more trouble than taking her into the shower with me. This also leads to some fun play:) Caution here, however, a soapy doll is tough to hang onto. Nicky also sits perfectly in a chair when in her room, making storage a breeze. I had some work to do, and tucker her under a desk. The wife saw this & scolded me -so back up in her chair she went.
The only thing the wife had me do, was take her horns off when ‘we’re three’ . Yup, she caught one in the ear.

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I know Bijou’s a coke slut whore so seeing her nipples really doesn’t phase us, but whatever, it’s nipples.

These are from the Playstation Portable Launch event that happened recently….

Enjoy the pics after the jump.

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For all you hurtbags out there, I came across this and realized it was something that you would like. I know you don’t have the money to spend on a full sized Real Doll, and I know that you wouldn’t know where to hide your inanimate girlfriend, considering you all live with your parents. This is the solution. I am always forward thinking and finding alternatives to help you sick fucks reach an orgasm because I do know that getting pussy is hard, especially when you look the way you do.

If you have an amputee fetish, or if you really feel the only valuable female body part is her cooch, then you will love the Real Doll Torso….

Realdoll torso
Due to a high number of requests, Abyss Creations is now offering the Realdoll torso. This torso starts just above the belly button, and terminates at mid thigh. It includes both Vaginal and Anal entries, and is made with the same high grade materials as the dolls. Available in all skin tones with your choice of pubic hair style and color. Also, if you purchase the torso for evaluation purposes and then decide to order a Realdoll, you may deduct $500.00 from the price of the doll

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This motherfucker is hot – it says “Terrier Rehab and Resort”, this is the kinda place I always wanted to go whenever I got a little too deep into the moonshine, perscription pills and crystal meth. The people at terrier offer Martinis and uppers in the AM, downers in the PM. Possibly a little highclass for someone like me, who is used to being put into lock-up until the shits out of my system, but a Mexican can pertend….

This shit’s made my Outdoor Terrier and has some pretty hot patchwork detail. I would go as far as say “next level bidness”, but seriously, what the fuck do I know….

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Fabio was born today, enough said.

Official Fabio Fan site

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You are all a bunch of twats, so i decided to help make your life a better place, because I am nice like that. Here are some video clips for you to forget about your pathetic existence, even if it’s only for a minute. At least I helped.

We’s Gots 6 Clips…Bitches

Girls Being Girls (idiots) on Webcam

Girls Making Out With Girls

Lip Synching on the Internet is Never Tired

Really Disgusting Bondage Video

Van Damme’s Not Dead

Asian Breakdancing

Bonus: Jim Morrison Before The Doors in some Florida State ad Campaign
(Unfortunately on ifilm already sorry)

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There is nothing like a good vacuum. It cleans up your messes, it keeps your wife busy, it’s got nothing but positive benefits. Vacuum sealing household items, is a great storage solution, I have seen the infomercials, this is an economical way to save space. Putting a naked person inside that vacuum sealed bag is something I never really considered, but other people have. This is the fetish of the day…..and it’s fucking hot.

Vacuum Sealed Fetish Video Clip

via Sexblo.gs

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