We all like videos, at least I like videos, and since I am the one typing this, I can make any assumptions I want. This shit is not scientific, so if you happen to hate video clips, and feel I am mis-representing you, suck it up pussy, I have had enough of your shit….

Todays Clips of the Day

hardcore-midgets midget wrestling

Crazy Jumper

girl filming herself naked

retarded people singing

webcam girl

penelope cruz cleavage on leno

Nanny Hits Baby

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Penelope Cruz was Tom Cruise’s hired girlfriend. We all know he is gay, we saw those pictures of him in his purple sweatshirt….we know he loves cock more than your average gay guy, and we know hooking him up with these ladies is a way for his publicists to prove he’s not a poof. Point of this is to say that Penelope tans topless, she’s Spanish, they all love showin’ off they titties…

Check out Penelope Topless at the beach- After the Jump

Via TAXIDRIVER

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When grafitti artists go mainstream you get someone like Reas: a respected artist in the corporate and art world, not some punk kid writing Anarchy on the bus shelters in your city. This goes to show you the grafitti isn’t a waste of time. Reas makes more money than all of us and that is why Reas is being repped in the DrunkenStepfather – Art of the Day feature. I guess the other reason he’s being repped is the fact that he’s got a girl in pink panties in the piece, and we love fucking pink.

Bio After the Jump!

Todd James is an artist and designer who lives and works in New York City. He is the creator of the cartoon series Zoo Force and Rap Toons for the design firm Funny Garbage. His collaboration with artists Barry McGee (TWIST) and Steve Powers (ESPO) entitled “Street Market” has been exhibited at the Institute of Contemporary Art in Philadelphia, Deitch Projects in New York, and the Parco Gallery in Tokyo. The exhibition went to Italy in May for the Venice Beinali. His work has also been exhibited at Enrico Coveri, 207 Gallery and Alleged Gallery. Last year saw the publication of his limited edition coloring book, "Attitude Dancer", and earlier this year he participated in the Keith Haring Foundation’s “Untitled 2001”; Art Event in Tokyo, Japan. His clients include Atlantic Records, Def Jam Records, CartoonNetwork.com, Wiedenamp; Kennedy, The Source magazine, Virgin Records, the Beastie Boys, Eminem and Iggy Pop.

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Lindsay Lohan was a cheerleader and now we got the pics to provie it. She has graduated and now her days are spent cheering on Paris and the Crew to do another line.
And suprise suprise Lohan denies that she’s dating Bruce Willis after it was reported last week that they enjoyed a grope fest and then retrested upstairs to his room.

Full story @ Celeb News Wire

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We like to think that Sheryl Crow is talent, we listened to Women in Song 1 through 10, we know what’s up. We like to think her boyfriend Lance Armstrong is cool, he’s won the Tour de France so many times, even after losing a ball to cancer. He also looks great in bicycle shorts….

Have you ever felt a moment of sexual tension between you and a man. Sitting together during a romantic movie, your legs brushing up against each other, getting lost in each other’s eyes….
Yeah – me neither.

More after jump….

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Everyone is allowed to get confused every once in a while. I can’t blame someone for not realizing that my myspace profile picture is of Paris Hilton, but seriously dude, it’s fucking Paris Hilton. I know she may not be the most recognizable person to the average idiot, but the way I see it is that I have seen her fuck, and I never forget a fuck. Here is the Myspace message of the day…

Subject: more to love

Body: damn baby, i think you look fine. you are very sexy darling. i know i’ll be jerking off to your pictures tonight. you got a fine ass and by the looks of it, that pussy looks fat and juicy, one that i would love to suck on.

Juman

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Lindsay is in the new Herbie movie Herbie Fully Loaded. It won’t be very good but it does star Lohan pre breast removal days. Her boobs are so big that disney is having them digitally shrunk for the movie to not upset the kids according to defamer. Now the preview is out.

Herbie Trailer

In other lohan news:

Star magazine reports starlet Lindsay Lohan now sports a new tattoo courtesy of Electric Ladyland Tattoo Studio in New Orleans. On March 1, Lindsay had the words “La Bella Vita” (“Beautiful life”) tattooed on her left hip, the owner says. Problem? Lohan left a mere $2 tip for the $150 job.

via OHYESTHEYDID

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With that Dante chick, Fred Durst, Tonya Harding, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Elle McPherson’s Sister, the girl from Survivor, the former Miss America, Gena Lee Nolin, we realized that we love celebrity sex scandals. There is something really amazing seeing amateurs fuck, it’s even better when those amateurs are more famous than me. I remember when I was in the business of making sex tapes. I used to videotape myself masturbating. Distribution was a little different back then, there was no internet, so I would go rent movies and “Accidently” return it with my sex tape in place of the video rented.

I got arrested…

Point of this post is to say Mick Jagger’s daughter a(old post on her) has a sextape out there, and we are on a quest to find it!

Jagger stops CCTV film

Model Elizabeth Jagger won an injunction yesterday to stop CCTV film of her nightclub romp with Calum Best being published.

The 20-year-old daughter of rocker Mick Jagger and son of soccer legend George Best were told by a judge they had ‘legitimate expectation of privacy’.

The couple ‘engaged in sexual activities’ inside the closed front doors of the club, not knowing they were on camera, said Mr Justice Bell who granted the order at the High Court.

Stills from the footage were published in the News of the World last month. The order was directed against John Darling, manager of the London Kabaret’s Prophecy Nightclub, and unknown defendants who supplied the images to the newspaper.

A couple shitty pics after the jump (when I say shitty, I mean it)

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I have no idea who Anne Hathaway is and I really don’t care. But she’s got a rack and she shows off part of her breast that is rarely ever shown, we call is the side cleavage. I assume with breasts and an invite to this event she must be important to someone out there, I am thinking her dad. I bet he loved watching her go through puberty, that sick fuck….

More Pictures After The Jump

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I like my bitches to be rocking a tail. There is nothing sexier than singing the Peter Cottontail song as my girl hops into the bedroom. Well there is one thing, I call it “visiting the petting zoo”….

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter’s on its way

And so am I….

Make them wiggle and hop with this bunny tail butt plug!

The perfect accessory for your little rabbit. Have your submissive playing the part to a tee with this furry little bunny tail butt plug.

Plug measurements:

* 5.25 inches long
* 1.5 inches in diameter

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