Are you born today? Well so is the Great Chuck Norris, so you are lucky. When I was going to Harvard law school I always dreamed of being like him and quiting but I could not get past my white belt in the Karate Club.
“Violence is my last option.”
More info and Conan/Walker Clips after the JUMP
See his official website
Conan Walker Clips Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 later this week
BIO:
Chuck Norris is an Executive Producer of Walker, Texas Ranger as well as the actor in the title role. Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films including The Hitman, Delta Force, and Delta Force II. He also starred in Missing in Action and its sequels, Firewalker and Sidekicks. Norris was born Carlos Ray in Ryan, Oklahoma. The eldest of three children, he helped his mother raise his two younger brothers in Torrance, California, where his family moved when he was 12. Norris joined the Air Force after graduating from high school. During a stint in Korea, he began to study the Asian martial art of Tang Soo Do. After returning home, Norris worked for Northrop Aviation and moonlighted as a karate instructor. Two years later, he was teaching full-time and running a number of martial-arts schools. His students included Steve McQueen, Priscilla Presley, and the Osmonds. In 1968, Norris became the Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion. He held the title undefeated until he retired in 1974. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwan Do, both Korean fighting arts, and knows all forms of the martial arts. In 1969, he earned the Triple Crown for the highest number of tournament wins, and was named Fighter of the Year by Black Belt magazine. By the time he was 34, Norris had established 32 karate schools and had been a champion for six years. In 1996, he became the first Westerner to be awarded an eighth-degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do. Norris, who was urged to get into acting by his friend Steve McQueen, skillfully incorporates his martial-arts knowledge into his series and feature film projects, stressing action and technique over violence. He is the author of the books The Secret of Inner Strength and The Secret Power Within – Zen Solutions to Real Problems.. He works for many charities, including the Funds for Kids, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way Make-a-Wish Foundation, and KickStart, a nonprofit organization he created to help battle drugs and violence in schools. Norris recently completed production on the television movie The Hitman: Bound by Honor for broadcast on CBS. He lives on a ranch when not filming. His birthday is March 10.
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No disrespect, but if tha word woulda been on some Serena Williams type being a hermaphrodite/tranvestite or whatever, I MIGHT have spared some of these bitchez from gettin they brains blown with they nose bones. Real talk though, the Polyester P is callin all out to a pimp slap rally. Dont let these ignoramusus spread entertainment SARS without bein put in check.
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There will always be something to test you to see if you are really over an ex. Just when you think you are, you aren’t, at all.
We are the home of Lohan, it is official, I have confirmation she is reading the site and loves it. She told us she is going to be sending us exclusive topless shots, but she refuses to put her head in the picture. She’s on my AIM, and she loves talking dirty to me….It’s true, when Jesus Martinez disguises himself as a 19 year old drummer, good things happen…
Back in poverty ridden streets of Mexico, we didn’t have TV, the only movie theatre played porn and the thought of moving pictures was something that we dreamt of. Now that I have left the poverty ridden streets of Mexico and have this amazing computer(provided by a government program), I am in the lucky position to find the hottest clips on the net and deliver them to you, right here.
Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:
Ok, so this fleshlight is out of hand. It is turning the world into a sad and lonely place. Guys who couldn’t get laid, or find it a pain in the ass to try and find bitches to fuck are buying this thing. No instead of going out to hook up, there are sitting at home, chatting on the internet and fucking their rubber pussy. It’s the lazy man’s sex replacement and the losers hand replacement. Overall, I think the fleshlight is contributing to the fall of society….just wait and see….I know I am right.