I guess the closest thing I have in common with Royalty is that when I was 8, I had a gym teacher who used to call me princess. He would also make me shower in front of him while he played with his nipples, it made me a little uncomfortable but helped me a lot 10 years later when I ended up in Prison for reasons I am not ready to discuss. The point of this post is that we have some topless pics of Princess Stephanie of Monaco, this post is not about my gym teacher

Topless Crotch Scratching Pics and Bio – After the Jump

Stephanie is the daughter of Prince Rainier of Monaco and his late wife Princess Grace (the former movie star Grace Kelly). Stephanie is the couple’s third and last child, after Caroline and Albert. Stephanie was a passenger in the 1982 auto crash which killed Princess Grace. (Rumors that Stephanie was actually behind the wheel seem to have been untrue.) After the crash, Stephanie developed a reputation as the headstrong enfant terrible of the Grimaldi family. Her romance with a bodyguard, Daniel Ducret, resulted in two children (Louis, b. 1992 and Pauline Grace, b. 1994) before their marriage in 1995. The marriage ended a year later after Ducret was spotted cavorting with a Belgian stripper. Stephanie had a third child, Camille, in 1998 but refused to name the father. Among her other colorful boyfriends was Franco Knie, an elephant trainer and the head of the Circus Knie, a Swiss troupe with whom Stephanie and her children travelled. In 2003 she married Adans Lopez Peres, an acrobat with the same Circus Knie

Via TaxiDriver

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Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Thnaks to our newest feature you can find out the top 5 people who were born on this day. Check out the list and see who was born on Feb 14.

#5) Israel Zangwill: (02/14/1864 – 08/01/1926)English writer
Quote: “The way Bernard Shaw believes in himself is very refreshing in these atheistic days when so many people believe in no God at all.

#4) Ice T: (02/14/1960 – )US rapper/actor
Quote: “I’ve got a phone, answer machine, TV set, computer, hand grenade—everything you need to run a business in Los Angeles.”

#3) Jack Benny (02/14/1894 – 12/27/1974)comic
Quote: “A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.”

#2) Teller (02/14/1948 – ) magician,
Quote: “I think movies about Jesus are boring no matter who he sleeps with.”

#1) Meg Tilly (Jen’s sister) 02/14/1960 – ) actor, accosted by a reporter
Quote: “I have nothing intelligent to say.”

Meg’s bio and Naked pics and look-Alikes pics after the Jump

Mr. Skin Bio:

The older and less-exposed sister of screen burner Jennifer, Meg Tilly hit the skindar in a little baby-boomer extended music video called The Big Chill (1983). Marvelously malleable Meg (a former dancer) starred as the yoga-addicted nymph who does seven sides of splits while dressed in form-fitting tights that leave only the rosy pinkness of her epidermis to the imagination. The viewing public was poised to see more. More was shown in The Girl in a Swing (1989). Meg swings her girl stack in a make-out scene and a splashing water frolic. How long must we wait until we see more Meg?
Skinfo: Revenge of the daughters? Meg’s parents didn’t allow her to watch TV, and they weren’t movie fans.
Quote: “A lot of times when women are appearing to be so perfect, it’s because they’re a mess underneath.” Go ahead, reveal what’s underneath; let us be the judge of what’s a mess.

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Today is Valentine’s Day. Show the girl you want that you want her by watching these clips. It actually won’t get you any action, but it could if the girl you are after is easy. I only surround myself with easy girls because it makes me money. I am not saying I am a pimp…but I am not saying I don’t pimp…you know what I mean?

I would like to take this opportunity to ask that special someone in my life a questions….”What’s for dinner Bitch?!”. I bet you thought I was gonna ask you to marry me or some shit…maybe next year.

Valentine’s Day Clips After the Jump.

Who Ordered Room Service
Here

Love is Love is Love is Love
Here

OC Kiss Scene (posted for the lesbians on Valentine’s Day)
Here

Valentine’s Day Proposal
Here

Valentine’s Day Blow Job
Here

Valentine’s Day Cunnilingus
Here

Valentine’s Day Spanking
Here

Valentine’s Day Dancing Around the World
Here

Valentine’s Day Ardianna Lima Clip
Here

Bonus:

Valentine’s Day E-Cards
Here

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I remember a time when I made a bet with someone I know about having sex with Christina Aguilera before she turned 30. Looks like I am one step closer to losing this bet, but you know how marriage works in the world of celebrity…so I am still in the game. I don’t really know if I still want to do her, because this bet was made when she was a genie in the bottle…before she started looking like a porn star all breast implanted and shit…but you know – a bet is a bet….

Engagement Story and Pics After the Jump

Valentine’s Day came early for Christina Aguilera. The sexy pop singer became engaged Friday night to her longtime boyfriend, music executive Jordan Bratman, her rep confirmed to PEOPLE.

Aguilera, 23, and Bratman, 26, were on vacation when he popped the question. The two have been dating for more than two years.

Bratman presented Aguilera with a diamond ring designed by London-based jeweler Stephen Webster.

via People

In Blue Stockings…

Leaving the Gym….

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I remember a time when I made a bet with someone I know about having sex with Christina Aguilera before she turned 30. Looks like I am one step closer to losing this bet, but you know how marriage works in the world of celebrity…so I am still in the game. I don’t really know if I still want to do her, because this bet was made when she was a genie in the bottle…before she started looking like a porn star all breast implanted and shit…but you know – a bet is a bet….

Engagement Story and Pics After the Jump

Valentine’s Day came early for Christina Aguilera. The sexy pop singer became engaged Friday night to her longtime boyfriend, music executive Jordan Bratman, her rep confirmed to PEOPLE.

Aguilera, 23, and Bratman, 26, were on vacation when he popped the question. The two have been dating for more than two years.

Bratman presented Aguilera with a diamond ring designed by London-based jeweler Stephen Webster.

via People

In Blue Stockings…

Leaving the Gym….

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Life with a big penis tends to be pretty hard on some people. They have to put up with endless scrutiny and harassment for being so lucky to mave a member that is bigger than yours…today’s post of the day covers the issues people with big penises (peni) have to put up with….

Has anyone ever had a friend who was average that constantly went out of their way to see your dick?

I have this one friend who is always coming up to me in the locker room and looking straight at it and he always dares me to show people and I have caught him looking. We just got back from a trip and every time we took a pee break he would come in the bathroom, and just stand there and talk to me why I was doing my thing but he wouldn’t piss at all just watch me

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Cameltoe….It happens to the best of us, it has probably even happened to your mother and your grandmother. How does that make you feel? I hope you don’t get off to those kinds of thoughts, cuz that would make me feel uncomfortable taking part in your twisted little fantasies…..Paris Hilton, a girl with a vagina we have all seen, has cameltoe and the picture is after the jump.

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Thought the ladies were the only ones abusing the copy machine. Here are some examples of male abuse from a website devoted entirely to reproducing images of the penis. Do not ask the local copy shop if you can do this, just do it fast before they catch you,

and send it in to nobscan.com.
Some creative ideas might be;

a) dress it up like little red riding hood
b) smiley face?
c) get your well hung friend of a diffrent race to do it, then claim it’s yours
d) insert photocopy into next months expense report
e) tuck it, then show the photocopy to friends asking “Is this normal?”
f) paste Shania Twain’s head over yours

If you send us your pictures, we might post them, but we will have a good laugh. And the peanut butter (below) is just too much work to clean up.

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Here is the super Weekend Link Dump. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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Here is the super Weekend Link Dump. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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