I first found out about this guy when the guy behind me in shul was bragging to everyone how his daughter was dating this Jewish actor named David. I didn’t hear anything about the guy again till my wife Zelda told , me just married Courtney Cox. I guess old Bernie in Shul isn’t bragging anymore. David’s mother was Jewish, which according to the rabbi makes him a Jew too. Though he says the family wasn’t raised in a very Jewish way, other than celebrating Jewish holidays here and there.

More Info after the Jump

IMDB BIO:
The youngest of five, David Arquette was born in Virginia and is part of the illustrious Arquette family whose work has spread over many generations. Like siblings ‘ Arquette’ , Rosanna Arquette, Patricia Arquette, Richmond Arquette and Alexis Arquette, David started working at an early age and his first major role came as Luke Perry’s best friend in the hit film Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) But his major break both personally and professionally didn’t come until 1996 when he was cast in the slasher flick Scream (1996) starring opposite close friend Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell and more importantly “Friends” (1994), with Courteney Cox who he married in San Fransisco in the summer of 1999. Scream (1996) earned worldwide success and acclaim as did Arquette for his role as loveable simple cop Dewey. His role proved to be so popular that in the original script his character was meant to die, but due to test audiances response to Dewey the script was changed and he returned for both Scream 2 (1997) and Scream 3 (2000). Usually known for his goofyness in more mainstream roles, his greatest preformances and reviews have come for his indie films such as Johns (1996), Dream with the Fishes (1997) and The Grey Zone (2001). David and wife Courteney Cox reside in LA and produce their own DIY show “Mix It Up” (2003) because of their love for home improvement.

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I don’t like jokes, especially when I don’t write them, but this one did make me laugh, so I decided to put it all up in here. Don’t worry – I am not going to make this a regular feature, because jokes are for fat middle aged men who don’t get laid, lack personality and are attempting to find material they can use socially, to either break the ice, make people laugh, or as a back-up plan for the date you have with the girl you met chatting online, but don’t know if you have much to say to them in person…..the pressure’s on and here’s a joke for you to use fatty.

Rape Joke After the jump…

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, “You know, we’re starting to get on each other’s nerves. Why don’t we split up today. I’ll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we’ll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire.”

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: “Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?”

The second friend says, “I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp.”

“Wow!!” the first guy exclaimed, “Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?”

“Nah,” says the second friend over his meal, “I couldn’t find her head

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I like Pop Stars just as much as the next 13 year old girl. I also love when they get breast implants, nipple rings and run around in their underwear to re-vamp their image and show the world that they aren’t teen popstars anymore. I like it when they admit they are full hearted whores and that the only reason they are where they are in their careers was from sucking dick at the age of 14, perverted record producers are into that shit.

I made a bet with someone that I will sleep with Christina at some point in my life…I have a feeling I am going to have to wait until she snorts all her money and ends up working the stripclub scene. I am HUGE in the strip club scene, so I am ready and waiting until the day a 45 year old chain smoking X-Tina shows me just how dirty she is…by taking off her booty shorts and well…you know….playing connect the herpes scabs – that is some next level pee-wee herman shit…FAH LA LA LA

A clip of her fake tit cleavage right HERE via TimeKiller.com

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The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an embarrassing link you can always email me at: brad

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The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an embarrassing link you can always email me at: brad

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I just saw a brand new concept where you can rent DVDs and games with a membership card through an automated dispenser. The chain is based out of Montreal, Canada and they have over ten stores already open. Because all of the movies are in the dispenser you can come pick up and return 24 hours a day using the touch screen software. Also they let you reserve your movies online before you come in.
DVD Vending Machine by Moviexpress

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You know how it is when you are this popular…people sign you up to email lists and you end up getting tons of SPAM. Most people can’t stand it, other people think it’s legit, and a select few actually think the spammers are their friends. Today’s Spam of the day covers a very serious issue all couples must face…adultery…

Read the spam after the jump…

Subject: Cheating Housewife Service
Message:

The truth is these ladies just want to be able to meet guys and still keep their families. Most of them are simply looking for new friends, part time lovers and one night stands. If you are looking for single women then you should try a different web site.

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Where I come from, Jerry Springer is a savior…he is the messiah in his own right, except for the fact that he is Jewish, but I guess Jesus was Jewish too, so it’s just one more reason why people from our trailer park dream of our big break on his show….we beat our wives, we are obese, we like to have threesomes with trannies in the back alley of the seven-eleven….we are white trash…we are poor and most importantly, beyond the food-fights, the fist-fights, the tit flashing,

Jerry brings the class by allowing a girl to have her first stripping experience on his show.

Follow the link bitch – HERE via timekiller.dk

Redneck Fight “My Sister Stole My Husband”

Follow the link – HERE

A girl wants gets photographed erotically – HERE

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These crazy kids are competing to see who can sell a lock of their pubic hair for the most money. The competition is between a guy and his girlfriend, they are located in England and the girl is winning…provided there is a girl in this equation.

I think this is a total scam that some loney pervert set up, hoping to draw a little attention to himself, kind of like this site draws attention to me….

Links after the jump:

The guy had this to say:

Ok this is for a complete lock of my pubic hair, this is a competition between me and my girlfriend to see who can raise the most amount for a lock of pubic hair, she is determined that she will win being a girl. she reckons that there are loads of guys out there that will bid for it, well she is beautiful, so she could be right, however im hoping she wrong, because if she wins she gets to shave whatever she wants into my pubic hair, but if i win i get to shave what ever i want in to her remaining pubic hair, and im going to let my winning bidder choose the design i shave so get bidding.

His Auction – HERE

The Girl has this to say:

Ok this is for a complete lock of my pubic hair, this is a competition between me and my boyfriend to see who can raise the most amount for a lock of pubic hair, he is determined that he will win being an ignorant pig. he reckons that there are loads of girls out there that will bid for it, well he is cute, so he could be right, however im hoping hes wrong, because if he wins he gets to shave whatever he wants into my pubic hair, but if i win i get to shave what ever i want in to his remaining pubic hair, and im going to let my winning bidder choose the design i shave so get bidding.

Her auction – HERE

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This has probably made it’s way around the internet, I got it in my email and I said – this should be posted because I like girls just as much as the next guy. But this Jon Benet Ramsey shit’s got me feeling a little uncomfortable. I don’t know why a parent would make their kids look like a doll, I don’t know why they would abuse them emotionally, physically and sexually in order to win their local pageant. I know that most of the mother’s who do this to their kids are beyond psycho and usually ugly…breeding their kids to be what they never could be, without saying to themselves, maybe little Jenna just wants to play Barbie…and not be Barbie…

We all know how this story ends…girl runs away from home, becomes a hooker, and Jesus Martinez takes care of em, while drunk on Welfare Check day….

We call the pictures after the jump “before they were whores, a child beauty pageant experience” and no…there is no swimsuit competition….you sick-o…

PICS AFTER JUMP.

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