2005
06
Jan
I am not even going to say anything about this one…
I think Pink is fucking disgusting.
Click the link of Pink Tanning in a thong – Picture from Da Back
Previously:
If a Picture of Pink without a bra is what you want click this link
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2005
06
Jan
I’ve always wanted to visit this part of the world.
Many people are drawn to Amsterdam for the loose marijuana laws,
some people get excited about the Heineken Brewery, others enjoy
the unique architecture. I think Jesus enjoys the red light disrict, where he can get handjobs at an everyday low price, like at walmart.
Personally, I would go for the penis fountain. There is a huge copper penis fountain in the red light district that doesn’t get the attention it deserves. Hidden amidst trees and sideroads, the penis statue looks to stand quite tall and makes me feel a little inadequate. Nevertheless, it’s an awesome attraction. Another big draw for me would be the street urinals. Why piss on someones front door when you can piss among walking crowds. I wonder if the street urinals are a tourist joke thing where locals sit a laugh at people using it. There is probably a website somewhere that feature videos of people peeing in street urinals. If anyone knows of the site,let us know.
See for yourself
Penis Fountain Here
and
Street Urinal Here
Pictures are courtesy of a pot smoking gay games tourist from BC
To see the gay man’s entire open directory click here
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2005
06
Jan
Vice magazine was local Montreal trash that made the move to NYC. I live in Montreal and I find this piece of shit magazine a huge waste of time, but it is a great resource for any hipster in training, looking for the next thing that is cool, hardcore or trendy. I stopped reading this shit when they made the move to full glossy because they got some idiot China Man to invest in their partying, drug addictions (which i fully support) and content, which is all written by the founder under fake names.
They are closing their Flagship Store in New York, they have already closed up shop in Montreal, and they never had a store in London, even though they claimed that they did. This people are masters of manipulation, and live under the philosophy that if you tell people you are cool, they will follow. I hate seeing weak minded followers fall into the trap, it’s not your fault you are useless Vice Reader.
I am totally happy with Terry Richardson though, I think that guy has great looking dirty pictures, and he has done work for Vice.
I just hope the Vice slowly crumbles, because 35 year olds just shouldn’t be the dictators of cool to fat chicks in the midwest and cokeheads of NYC.
Goodbye Vice, let’s hope your magazine is the next thing to crash and burn.
Oh and the source to this is Defamer.com, and I like them will all my body parts.
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2005
06
Jan
I am not jewish, but i am a member on every dating site on the internet, because I don’t discriminate. I decided I should post my JDate Match of the day. If this is you or your sister/cousin/friend, be happy, I just made you/her famous. Bitch. She hasn’t been in a relationship since highschool, this girls needs some hot cock lovin’ – hook her up…yo.
Full profile after the jump.
About her (she’s gonna be a $Doctor$)
I like to think of myself as free-spirited and fun. I enjoy being with people who can laugh as much as I do at the little things. I love the outdoors and any type of animal. I am very close with my family and they are some of the most important people in my life. I love to ski, swim, camp and cuddle. Right now I am in my second year of medical school and finally feel like I’m learning. I keep myself going all the time by reminding myself why I am doing this: to gain the skills to help anyone, anywhere, anytime. I try to define my life by what good I can do for others and for the world. No teasing here so look for my name where people laugh online in canada.
Ideal Relationship
Oh god. I don’t think I really want to answer this because I haven’t found that yet. I think a relationship is what you both make of it. Of course it would involve two happy people, both of whom has spent enough time single to be fully happy with themselves as individuals and thus have self-confidence. We would both do little spontaneous things for each other such as show up on the doorstep unexpected, just to show we care. I wouldn’t try to fix him, and he wouldn’t try to fix me. We would each listen to the other’s problems without prejudice or impatience. Romance is important, and affection is a must
Perfect First Date
To tell the truth, I haven’t been on all that many! The best one however was outdoors .so my date would go as follows: We’d meet for lunch at a little cafe, on the patio, in the sunshine. Over a nice meal and some wine we start to get comfortable talking to each other and break the ice. Later we go for an ice cream before hitting some place like the Old Port of Montreal, or a lakeshore, or a mountaintop. We relax in the grass and really get to know each other, watch the sunset, and depending how much we’re enjoying it we stay longer or take a nice drive home. Kissing is welcome, but in any case we hug goodnight and look forward to the next time together.
Learned from Past Relationships:
First of all: I haven’t been in a relationship since high school, so honestly I don’t know what I’m talking about. But here’s what I learned when I was 17: I don’t always have to be right, and neither does he. We both have problems that need discussing but neither of us is necessarily looking for a solution. Debating a topic shouldn’t lead to arguments or a large-scale fight. Love is something that can be lost easily and should be cherished. Never ever lose touch with friends because you are lost in your relationship and blind to the world. Possessiveness is a negative thing.
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2005
06
Jan
If ever you wonder what to call your
girlfriend/hooker/sister/friend/stranger’s love muffin, here is the
most comprehensive vagina list on the internet.
List after the jump
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curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish
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socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the
great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound,
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crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy
wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound,
peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry
cup, stench-trench, wizard’s sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split
dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody
tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains,
furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where
Uncle’s doodle goes, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest,
bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy
doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon
hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of
champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle,
silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of
Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet.
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Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler
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grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble
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lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink,
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man’s charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the
welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of
dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil’s hole, lucy, pish
buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker
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oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea
bone patch, the vegitarian’s temptation, the vegan store, the blow
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clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six
pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie
canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n’ stick,
lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip,
the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck
donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit,
the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney
cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock
magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket,
hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey
pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck,
bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora’s box,snail tracker,
cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the
temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley,
nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold
Source: SublimeDirectory.com
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06
Jan
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2005
06
Jan
“Federline” a new perfume by Britney Spears is coming.
Hear the ad Here
In other britney news:
Popstar Britney Spears wearing prison outfit in L.A.
Caption: Outrageous to the last popstar Britney Spears shows off her wacky outfit on a day out in Malibu. Her outfit consisted of a cut off denim jacket decorated with safety pins, metal studs and glittery mementos over the top of a genuine California department of Corrections prison sweater. The sweater is generally worn by hardened prison guards securing some of the states toughest prisoners and it is unsure as to how the princess of pop got her hands on it. As she departed the Lisa Kline mens store to head back to her assistants vehicle she stumbled over a sewer drain and made a few facial expressions and comments about the offensive smell.
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2005
06
Jan
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Yet such was the case; just as the sun sank over the edge of the waves he saw, to his great relief, a large island directly in his path
sorry not for me and the address is above
She threatened to scratch my eyes out if I touched her
Where is she? asked Dorothy He dropped to a lower position in the air, and when he judged himself to be over the center of the island he turned the indicator to zero and stopped short The country was beautifully wooded, while pretty brooks sparkled through the rich green foliage of the trees
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2005
06
Jan
This girl was fat and on crack that I sold her. Now she is thinner and too good for my crack, she just likes to get jacked on trimspa pills and shows her titties in the process.
We know you have already seen her naked, she was a playboy centerfold, but it’s nice to see her letting the ladies out. Unfortunately she is rocking a pair of white trash pasties. I have a pair, but I only wear them to the beach, and that is because I have very offensive nipples
Check out the Anna Nicole Pic (no that isn’t me pulling up her shirt).
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2005
06
Jan
In this picture you can see Christina Aguilera’s nipple ring. That’s all I have to say about that.
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