Here’s the highlight of my day, I mean besides not dying in my sleep, or or the hangover that for some reason has made me calm and content in my misery, unlike last weeks poisoning that couldn’t get myself out of bed…

It’s Vanessa Pudgens doing useless errands, probably with paparazzi she hired, wearing denim shorts, showing off her dumpy ass, that looks boxy and weird in thes shorts, possibly due to the weight gain, or maybe due to the shape of the shorts….and it doesn’t really matter cuz I am loving it…almost as much as I loved her self shot, hairy pussy, nude pics….showing her teen fans what being a slut is all about, no matter how wholesome she was marketed….

Here are the pics…

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I’ve been tracking the Vanessa Hudgens weight gain, lesbian haircut, confusion that comes from being a kiddie pornographer, a disney drone, a front GF for a gay teen heart throbs…the last few weeks, so I was happy the bikini pics dropped…and although there’s no ass shot, or even bikini bottoms, she’s bringing great joy with her frontal wedgie picking, because as I tweeted earlier, wedgies, both frontal or the classic, inspire me, even if they are on a bitch dumpier than she once was, but still small breasted and ethnically confused chipmunk looking, for me…

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I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit.

She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused….

But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…

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Here’s dumpy part time self-shot porn peddler, part time actor, part time lesbian, part time front to a gay guy for media attention cuz she was owned by Disney, Vanessa Hudgens….and she’s wearing workout gear which I assume is in response to all the teasing and renaming of her to Vanessa Pudgens, cuz you know she reads my site, at least her legal team does, cuz they always email me such nicely writen threats that I intrepret as love letters and poetry to praise our relationship….cuz that’ real love….but then again I drink alot, I’m confused, and often times dillusional…FUN.

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Here are some pictures hiding her stomach that I was sure she was doing on purpose because she got all fat and uninteresting…..all turned into a lesbian who is petitioning lesbian marriages and lesbian babies and there’s nothing wrong with that…I just don’t really wanna fuck that….but then I saw these pics of her Showeing her Midriff and I realized I’m wrong about her….she’s just a big question mark…oh the mystery of a girl who was once 17 and taking naked pics of her unshaved pussy for attention…after dating a gay dude and working for Disney….So many layers to Pudgens and I’m not just talking about her belly fat…BOOM.

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When I was a little kid in Mexican orphanage, I used to sleep in a similar shirt…it provided the priest with easy access, although it was hardly flattering to my body…no homo.

It is safe to say, that’s exactly why this Vanessa Hudgens, recently fat, child pornographer for attention, only to turn on those giving her attention, but making us all criminals for looking at her nude pics…..because she doesn’t want the world knowing just how pig she’s turned…and the truth is who cares how soft she is, cuz I’ll always have a soft spot for her, as it takes a very special teenager, to take nude pics of herself as a masturbation aide to whoever she happens to be learning her sexuality with…cuz that generally leads to an early twenties pervese, sexually charged, period of experimentation she doesn’t mind sharing with us…unless of course she regrets those younger slut moments and turns prude on us…in which case…just be happy she’s given us what she has, in a time when she looked her best and not in a time when she looks like this…

Here are the pics of her doing nothing important.

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I don’t know why Vanessa Hudgens is getting so much attention from me lately….I usually hate dykes and obviously by default hate dyke hair…but I guess these girls are the good kind of dyke that you’d want to watch experimenting with each other, you know learning how to make each other cum, with both their hands, fingers, mouths, and even feet….all licking and ssucking and kissing and tasting each other before flipping over into a lesbian scissor kick of pussy grinding….cuz there’s something about lipstick lesbians who have already leaked topless pics of them making out with other chicks when they were 17 that’s a hell of a lot better than dick hating, construction boot wearing, militant biker lesbians ready to arm wrestle you only to end up raping up with a beer bottle like the bitch she thinks you are…sure both make you cum…but one’s gentler, softer and far more lovely….

THis post is not to say hudgens is a dyke, she might as well could be, but it is to say her hair sure as fuck is….

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Just when I thought it was all over for Vanessa Pudgens, you know all fat, shaved head, dykey but lookin’ kinda pregnant, in some sort of alternative, “I was born this way” lady gaga inspired cuz that’s mainstream thought, like I was following Rosie O’Donnell cuz I was molested as a kid by Disney so I denounced dick and figure lesbians can have kids too….we can even go on a cruise where no one will judge us about the shit…she comes out with pics like this…

You know, in a wig, in a halter top, with a friend in a bikini, with crazy decorations on her face like it was a christmas tree, or target practice for perverts like me to shoot our cum at, but more importantly, she’s buying booze…

And as a drunk, seeing bitches buy booze, no matter how deadbeat, used up, damaged, or disgusting they are…is fucking porn to me…cuz there’s just something about booze….you know…

Here’s her crazy dot and feather indian unite inspired outfit…..

Here she is with a litle cleavage in her dyke hair …

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Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal….

Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….

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