Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal….

Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….

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These Vanessa Hudgens bike pics are kinda hot considering I spend almost every night sniffing bikes looking for a ripe seat…you know one ridden hard by a bitch with a really tart smelling pussy…you know that really thick sweat, unkempt pussy smell….shit that reminds you of eating pussy in the 80s, back when pubic hair kept that scent in, so potent it stays on the seat hours after the girl has locked her shit to the lamp post, cuz I’ve learned first hand it’s way better to sniff seats at 4 am, when foot traffic, car traffic and bike owner traffic is at its lowest….

Here she is riding hard enough for my liking…but I prefer when she’s taking nude pics of her whore self….

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Keep on biking, because soon they’ll be calling you Vanessa PUDGEson….instead of the nickname she got when dating Zach Efron, Vanessa FUDGEPACKERson…..cuz bitch looks like she’s getting fat…more than she looks like she straps on 10 inch black dildos to fuck her bitch fake boyfriends she’s only pretending to date thanks to a marketing commitment to a project they worked on…a project that was clearly not staying fit…cuz if it was maybe she wouldn’t be so thick…

See despite what the fat chick I had an argument with yesterday thinks, fat hookers do not charge by the pound, meaning they don’t get paid a premium because they have more woman flesh to them, unless they work specifically for people with fat chick fetishes, who don’t count as the average whore consumer….because in the everyday world, the fat hookers are the discount bargain basement ones you target when you’re on a budget…

See cuz fat chicks suck…

So Vanessa Hudgens needs to stop the emotional eating, she needs to step up the biking, maybe even Forrest Gump that shit and keep riding and riding and riding until she’s gone around the country tile she gets skinny…

But luckily for her, I still have a bitch biking fetish that leads me to stealing bike seats off hot pussy, usually in skirts, I see lock up their bikes and running into a store or cafe, to snif them out for masturbation purposes when I find myself a back alley or dumpster or public park to love do it in….

And really, I’ve never heard any complaints, cuz bitches love riding the seat post, they just aren’t allowed to admit it cuz that would make them classless sluts….

Good times.

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I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn…

So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is.

Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying..

She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

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Here are what must be some pregnant pics of Brooklyn Decker, you know now that she got the SI cover undeservingly cuz she looks like she has Downs Syndrome, but has a husband who is a serious athlete who knows all the powerful people who make those decisions at Sports Illustrated….but Downs Syndrome or not, she’s got fat tits, and fat tits or not, she’s got the weirdest fucking fashion accesory that’s in the form of Vanessa Hudgens, I guess she’s living the dream and gets everything she wants, even ex Disney stars with an underage self shot nude pics affinity….

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Vanessa Hudgens is an attention whore and attention whores are amazing because they are usually willing to do anything, like release self shot nude pics they claim were for their boyfriend, even though we all know he was gay, in hopes of re-inventing herself and breaking free from the whole Disney bullshit reputation that made her famous in the first place…you know it hopes of a legit career…

I just hate when those same attention whores back peddle and send lawyers letters threatening to charge me as a child pornographer even though she’s a child pornographer for taking the pictures of what she’s against us posting..

It’s like stand by your attention whoring, no one likes an Indian giver…and I guess this is her trying to redeem herself….in some shorts and fuck me pirate boots…

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I thought Vanessa Hudgens, one of this site’s best friends, you know cuz she planted her nude pics, only to threaten to sue me for posting the shit, and even threaten to take me down as a child porn offender for posting the shit, even though they were already censored, so that I didn’t get to see her her hairy unkempt little muff, but instead a blurred picture of what could have just been a bikini bottom that looked like a thick black hairy bush with a pink spread open pussy rocking a hefty penis sized clit, had a better ass than this. I even watched Suckerpunch in keeping up my Vanessa Hudgens coverage and thought she had a better ass than this….but you know what, there’s more important things to worry about, and thong style bikini pics is one of those things we should just embrace under any and all circumstances….

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I’ve been drugged, but I’m not a drug specialist. Always been more into drinking. By the looks of this white Effron’s semen he saved in a jar so he could cum when she’d fuck him cuz he could pour it down his throat to taste a man while looking at her beard, still staying true to his gay roots, looking substance on Vanessa Hudgens finger, that everyone says is coke, but that I’m gonna say is probably icing, candy, or anything but coke, cuz despite this bitch loving controversy, releasing nudes, trying to disconnect from Disney cuz they didn’t pay well, and her love for attention, no celebrity would do drugs out in the open, it’d kill their career, even if Suckerpunch felt a lot like suicide, I have a feeling she intended it to be her big break…so I’m not gonna speculate, I’ll stick to the facts, she’s at Coachella, the land where the mainstream become hipsters for a weekend, somewhere I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, she wore a bikini and she was probably very high, because that’s what people do when they want to rock out to the music in crowds, but there’s not way she was getting high in public, she was probably doing it in bathrooms and hotel rooms like a normal celeb…so I’m sticking to this being Effron semen that gives her superpowers.

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