Vanessa Hudgens streetwalked her way to Letterman like she was trained so well to do all those years working for Disney for exposure….not for money…

She wore fishnets and a little dress to remind us she’s not a Disney starlet anymore, proven in the break up with her gay boyfriend she was contractually obliged to date and a reminder of the leaked her nude pics of her hairy twat years ago…

The Bad news is that Letterman didn’t talk about her nude pictures and instead spoke to her about a stripper tattoo of a butterfly on her neck that normally would be on her french trash ass…but I guess that’s cuz she’s a classy whore….

The good news is that she’s got a 15 year old hot sister for you perverts to lust after….and apparently “she’s playing the field”….so get ready for a new Miley……

Now here’s her interview with Letterman talking about how Disney Raped her whore pussy….or at least as far as I’m concerned…you know I hear what I want to hear and interpret it how I want to interpret it….

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I like making up fake gossip…I mean I figure since everyone else in the world makes these stories up….I should get my moment of glory…who knows maybe one day I’ll be credited as a source…like a real website…but I doubt it…I’m the kind of guy who is first to bat, hits the homerun, but no one notices cuz I’m playing in the corner alone and not at the actual game everyone else is at…Story of my life…

So my fake story that is probably real is that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked up.

I mean I wouldn’t put this pregnancy past her. First it makes her talked about when no one is talking. Second, it give her something to hug when everyone else has forgot her…cuz last time I checked babies only get taken away when you fuck them, or when you fuck yourself up on meth and forget to feed them for a week and get caught because you left the kid behind in a bar you were buying your next fix at…or something equally fun but equally hard to pull off….cuz people just don’t take your kids away that easy…meaning there will always be hugs for Hudgens..

Either way, This little West Side Story ethnic bitch sold to Disney to help make her parents millions, who faked a relationship with a homosexual, only to realease nude pics as a cry that her lonely vagina was in need of getting fed….only to eventually let it get fat, raw dog with a creampie finish cuz she was so deprived and felt ready to take that step in her life…

Or maybe she’s just been getting fed…and she’s fat…but the ethnic looking pregnant teen is a much more interesting look as far as I’m concerned…waiting for marriage is so suburban and boring….

Either way, who cares…this is fake gossip…so everything is possible..

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I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks.

I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me.

That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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The biggest news of the day thus far is Vanessa Hudgens posing in Details, which is funny because I don’t think anyone knows who she is anymore, but if you want a refresher, she is the girl from Highschool Musical who was dating a gay for the sake of Disney’s contract with her, which I guess is up cuz now she’s single….but more importantly, she posed in some self-shot nudes, that I doubt were staged cuz she woulda waxed….making her a hero in the eyes of perverts everywhere…hoping her influence on girls transcends generations…

Here she is in Details, doing what she does best, whoring.

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Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc….

Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs….

Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls….

Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore….

But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit….

I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate…..

So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground…

Here is the behind the scenes footage:

Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts….

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Vanessa Hudgens is leaving her waxer and I assume she’s covering her face because she had her lip waxed and shit is swollen red and irriated. It’s not her fault she’s a hairy little monkey, at least based on her nudes and if she really wanted to divert our attention, she would have just walked around crotchless, showing the world her other set of lips, swollen, irritated and waxed for her New Year’s weekend, cuz last time I checked girls don’t get one lip waxed without the other, and I know waxing as I tried to be a waxing apprentice the last 9 years, cuz seeing pussy off all ages seemed like a line of work I could be passionate but life’s just not that good for us…so here she is being awkward and obvious.

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Despite her cute little asian school girl legs and cute youthful hat, Vanessa Hudgens looks like she’s Michael Jackson. I don’t know what’s happened to her since she leaked those naked pics of her bush, and I fucking love bush, thinking she was serious about doing this whole slut thing to break down the Disney curse, but instead she fell off the map, and I know that if only she got a bikini wax and the haters didn’t turn on her cuz they think having bush is a bad thing thanks to marketing, when really bush is a small taste of heaven, I bet she would have been conident in herself, that she’d be naked everywhere….

I mean maybe that’s just wishful thinking because I got this MJ fetish and I always wanted to see his pussy, but his premature death ruined that for all of us, but I guess Vanessa Hudgens is the second best thing.

Maybe she fell off the map cuz she turned 18 and people stop caring when you turn 18 and really it doesn’t matter. Here are some non-nude pics of her.

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Here is some Vanessa Hudgens wet titty action for you stay at home dads and perverts who have a Dora the Explorer fetish and find yourself aroused every time the show comes on….You know her little inquisitive mind you wish was exploring your every inch…with her hand, tongue and vagina…her little hispanic body naked against yours…you fucking weirdo…but I guess there’s nothing officially criminal in lusting after animated children, and in reality I’d rather you be lusting over fake kids than real ones…but I do suggest you keep that shit to yourself if you ever want to have friends…cuz that’s the kind of fetish people will judge you for…including me…however, I don’t mind giving you some real-life, legal pussy, to feed that fetish..

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I don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is trying to pull off the homeless street kid look purchased at your local mall….I also don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is all that hot, but instead think she’s one of those Jojo Levesques who was only being lusted for cuz she was 17, and the day she turned 18, she became a troll of a bitch who only black guys like….

But this does remind me of this street kid by my house, unfortunately not nearly as hot as the street kid near my house. She is always half naked, showing off her skinny, hungry, drug addicted body, in a bikini top, or bra and little shorts, or a little punk rock skirt with no panties, that she intentionally positions herself to show everyone her pussy.

But maybe I just like mine better cuz I know I can have sex with her if I really wanted to shell out the 20 dollars….where as Hudgens is a little harder and living the good life for that to ever really happen…but when her free ride ends…I know the little slut in her, we’ve all seen, will make a comeback, and sometimes that’s good enough reason to keep tabs on a bitch…

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I know that once Disney get their hands off this bitch, all hell is gonna break loose, because I can tell that she pushes her contractual limits as hard as she can, but isn’t an idiot willing to lose all the stupid money she gets paid for a little slutty instinct she’s got deep rooted in her core like so many girls exploited by their parents at a young age by being sold to the Disney Execs to have their way with them in exchange for a fat check, so despite her “nudes” that were leaked back when she was 17 and didn’t know about bikini waxes, but did know about SEXTING and taking the right kind of pictures for her boyfriends, just imagine where experience, not caring about what others think since we’ve all seen her shit, is gonna take this girl…..Here is a see-thru shirt, cuz she’s living on the edge, but in a few years, when Disney is done with her, and her fake relationship with a gay kid is contractually over, I know we’re talking some hardcore porn….I’m already ready for it…

Here’s a little airport porn bonus…

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