2013
25
Dec
Vida Guerra reminds us that she’s still around and ready to attack the world with her ghetto booty everyone loves…through the best Christmas card in the history of Christmas cards…because even if you’re not into big asses…you will be able to appreciate this…wishing it was being unwrapped and spread under your Christmas tree..even if you’re Jewish…
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2013
26
Apr
Here’s Vida Guerra’s 40 year old ass in a bikini. I don’t know if much more needs to be said about it….
It is kinda an entity of it’s own, that speaks for itself in picture, where no words need to be said, just the confusion on our faces trying to understand what it is we’re looking at, is enough.
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2013
24
Apr
Vida Guerra may be an official nobody, I mean she was a booty before every girl had a booty, early on in the booty game, thanks to some men’s magazines that always promoted her like this was the UK and she wasn’t some gutter off the boat immigrant stealing the white girl’s job.
But 10 years later, she’s still in a bikini, in fact that’s all she’s accomplished, she’s not even a low level reality star, but she’s still got a booty, even if it’s older, dumpier and less fun than it was, because as you may or may not know, that’s how latin girls are built, even the skinny ones.
So maybe this Vida Guerra is a stripper who escaped her destiny like a jew fleeing the holocaust, but what she does is pretty much on par with what the stripper she was supposed to be, same morals and values, and pretty much the same hustle, just a different vehicle and here’s her trashy fat ass in a bikini. I am into it, cuz fat asses are nice to suffocate on.
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2013
10
Jan
Vida Guerra was famous in the 90s for being a big round ass that FHM exploited as hard as they could in an era where J.Lo made 100,000,000 dollars for virtually the same reason….you know the latin hearthrob bullshit that shoulda never happened….but did happen…and with most hispanics is still happening…cuz round ass is great…but more importantly because they are a loyal people…
Her ass, despite taking up serious fitness, as you can see in this picture for twitter of her 6 pack….
Is still ridiculous…..but not as ridiculous as the fact that I am doing a post on her.
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2013
01
Jan
Vida Guerra is so nice to her fans….because she knows she only has a few people who still remember her as her relevance of being the FHM Ass from the 90s…is kinda dwindling…so she does what all girls who are famous for their ass does…and that’s send out a message to those who still care….on her asss…and you know what…it’s 2013 and I love fat asses so why the fuck not endorse this hustle…cuz it’s better than the New Years Eve message I sent my fans….seeing as I have no fans…I just passed out on the floor in my own puke and dog shit…good times.
Happy new Year fuckers.
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2012
24
Jul
Vida Guerra was the ridiculous hispanic booty from the late 90s that FHM launched into the world and who actually managed to pull off making a career out of flashing her big ass in a thong that everyone went crazy over back in the J.Lo fat ass obesessed pubic days, who didn’t realize that most big round asses end up in obesity, unless the fat ass in question develops a serious working out addiction that turns that fat into solid fucking muscle, strong enough to rip off dicks just from clenching…..and it really isn’t something I look for into a girl, you know pro body building bodies, and really low body fat percentage, unless that low body fat percentage stems from anorexia….cuz weakness is my porn….
Here’s Miss Vida and her Muscles…
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2011
09
Aug
Vida Guerra started out as an ass in FHM….and as FHM lost it’s appeal and popularity thanks to the internet making them obsolete…she lost her one gig that brought her that level of big ass fame that has probably paid for her life….but more importantly that paved the way for Kim Kardashian and Coco’s ass fame…but now that she’s old and out of work she’s taken to partnering up with a new magazine, cuz that’s her hustle, she’s tried a few scandals on her own, LIKE THESE LEAKED NUDE PICS but the only thing that’s done shit for her has been magazines…unfortunately, this magazine is some body building shit, and although she’s still got a great ass, that hard body, fake tan, fake tit looking shit just makes me nervous and uncomfortable…cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes my women less manly….
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2011
18
Mar
Vida Guerra hasn’t suffocated on her big round ass that was probably one of the most famous asses a long time ago…she’s still around and she looks like the weathered whore you’d expect her to be 10 years after she realized she was insignificant and didn’t matter, and people just wanted her for her superhuman ass….an ass that clearly loses it’s super capabilities with age…and you’re probably wondering how I know her ass has lost its appeal, well that’s simple, cuz she’s not showing it off, and this isn’t one of those – I want to show off my other talent situations, this is purely, I don’t want to show I’ve lost my talent cuz people will stop paying attention…well guess what Vida…we already have…9.5 years ago…cuz with a giant ass comes a giant asshole FOLLOW ME
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2008
23
Dec
People love VIda Guerra’s crazy fat ass, so when I came across this photoshoot video, I figured I’d post it because I am too lazy to sit on the computer all day when everyone else I know is on fucking vacation already, even if that laziness gives me a booty like this that I can turn around and cash the fuck in on, I mean if the world wasn’t such a sexist fucking place, where men can’t get away with just being a half naked whore, and not actually offering anything to the world, or actually working, because being something guys want to fuck means there will always be enough cash flowin’ in.
So all you feminist cunts can go fuck yourself about equal pay and shit, because you have it easy, at least you could have had it easy if you weren’t a mechanic lookin, jean and flannel wearing, shaved head bull dyke that no one wants to fuck…you know the reason why you make such a big deal about sexualization of women in the media is because you’re fucking jealous that you were forced into lesbianism and real work for a fraction of the pay because guys didn’t want you naked….right….maybe you should focus on something you understand, like oil changes.
Either way, watch the ass in action, it’s one of the modern world’s great mysteries….
Posted in:Ass|Vida Guerra
2008
04
Nov
Vida Guerra is known for her fat ass and there’s really nothing wrong with that. Sure my dick is too small to really appreciate trying to get up inside one of these latin booties, but I still find them amazing to stare at, despite them reminding me of waiting in line at Wal Mart behind a new mother who ate one too many chocolate bars during her pregnancy.
The truth is that since she got her fake tits, it all kinda balances out and not so retarded to look at and since she got famous for this shit, or the part of her body from which she shits, I figure you’ll appreciate this barely there bikini, even if you’ve already seen her pussy because I know eating disorders or the girls who have them aren’t for everyone.
I guess this is just me accommodating….
The company that owns these pictures is trying to charge me 1000 dollars to access their pictures, since I am not rich and don’t make money off the site and can’t afford that kind of insanity, I don’t bother posting them, because they will send lawyers letters and I’ll be forced to take them down and still be liable for a lawsuit that I will lose, so I’ll just link out to other sites that are rich and can afford the pictures, while useless sites like mine slowly die of the AIDS that is the paparazzi agencies……
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BONUS:
Here are those nude webcam/ cellphone pics that were leaked a bunch of years ago….I am probably not allowed to post them, but since I did a long time ago and heard nothing, I figure I am safe…at least until I get the lawyer’s letter later today….but until then…here they are….
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