I have no idea what is happening in this video, but a girl gets assaulted by a crazed naked dude who does hand stands on turnstiles, and despite all the tears, I found great joy in this….

I mean he’s just a misunderstood crazy person, just looking for hugs and a good old fashioned acrobatic workout….rollin around on the floor, having a good old fashioned time…

The world’s gone nuts…and it’s a lot of fun.

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I just came across this video – and it is safe to say that Thai Army training is the gayest kind of training any army has.

I mean the regular army likes to keep the homosexual grinding to their days off while they have a hooker in the room to make the whole thing less gay.

I wonder what they are testing them for? I’m thinking to screen the men who will work as army nurses from those they send out to fight.

I mean I think is more to do with Thai sex tourism than army training, maybe the whole army thing is just for fetishes…

Either way, weird as fuck.

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This may be the worst video you will see all day….I mean maybe I just think it is because I am a dog owner and my dog is probably the only thing I like in this cold evil world.

You see dogs are loyal, sweet and loving, and funny to look at and watch. They bring joy and entertainment in an otherwise empty life, and they’d never fuck you over by instinct, unless their masters fucked with their minds, because humans are evil…

Especially this guy, who grabbed a puppy that was on the field by the neck, and threw it.

He’s the kind of dirty motherfucker, and I am not saying that because he’s hispanic, but because of the way he handles this dog, who I would I like to have a few minutes of time with…to grab him by the fucking neck and slam him into a brick wall a few times….

His name is ENZO JIMENEZ and he’s on my radar as public enemy number 1….

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Here’s a video from Exxxotica of a pole dance demo, that inspired me to spend part of the night at a stripclub last night…

It reminded me that I love strippers, and don’t know why I ever forget how much I loved them strippers, because with the internet, I figured who needs them, but turns out that I need them…or at least their pole dancing…because that shit impresses the hell out of me..

Seriously, girls don’t even need to get naked for me to look on with excitement, to see their acrobatics. I’m almost tempted to audit a pole dance school…

The good news is you don’t need to be a broken girl with daddy issues looking for easy money with no internet savvy.

Thanks to people like THEPOLEDANCINGSHOP and X-POLE …you can master the art of pole dance at home…or you can get one for your girl to make life a hell of a lot better for you…

Seriously…it will change your life…

Here’s the VINE Part 1

Part 2

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I don’t think this is a real “Assault” video, but it is pretty funny. The story is that a girl got shot in the back, the news reporters go interview the mother, the mother loses her shit, starts throwing rocks, and unleashes her dogs on the reporter…..

Now you may be wondering why I am posting this video, watch the reporter being chased by dogs. It’s classic. The new Gangnam Style.

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I don’t know about you, but I hate all the negativity going around the world today. It’s like when you turn on the news, or hit any website everyone is hating, and as a professional critic, who is confused as a hater, when really I don’t care, sometimes I think it’s okay to celebrate people and their stunts…that may not pan out how they wanted them to pan out, you know a fail at the task at hand, while in turn are just a fucking win.

If this girl made the roof to pool jump as she wanted to, no one would know she did, it would never hit the internet, so the fact that she didn’t make it, is why we do.

So call it a fail, I see it as a hit not a miss, and anything involving pain and bikinis work for me.

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I am a pug owner. In fact, the only thing that matters to me is my pug.

Seriously, they are like little retarded people, with little retarded faces, who are always happy and half retarded, who need to be taken care of, because on their own they just can’t survive.

Seriously, my pug has almost died at least a dozen times when I leave him alone for days at a time with no food and water. I’m joking, I take that fucker everywhere, and from eating dirty syringes, to trying to hang himself when excited to see a squirrel, to other dumb shit, they need to be watched.

So seeing this pug, and his stupid careless owner get in the elevator, without him, and without letting go of the leash, makes me want to kill her and more importantly, makes me happy a dude was there to save the little guy.

See, pugs remind me I have a soul.

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As someone who loves booty videos, at least to look at and try to understand, this video really speaks to me, it’s like a Miami strip club on psychedelics….full of tweak. Featuring 2 Chainz, Tyga and Bruno Mars. Shit makes me want to get my face tweaked on, even though I normally only twerk to country music….

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It’s PROM Season….even in Bulgaria, a country you probably assumed didn’t have schools, but was more into teaching kids the life of the streets in preparation of marrying some big, cold, tough chick named OLGA….which I guess after watching this prom video, is exactly what they are doing….keeping it hip hop and thug life while a bitch in red who will grow to be 200 pounds of solid muscle gets involved all kinds….

This is a bit more exciting than hanging in the lobby of every hotel room during prom season hoping to save a sick girl who partied too much with my penis….I figure a high school education is the right level of naivety needed to penetrate especially when drunk for the first time in her tacky cheap gown wearing life…

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