I have a dog….it is the only thing I actually love in this horrible world…because once you connect with a dog once…it’s fucking over for you…He’s been sick the last few days and it kills me on the inside…

So seeing this clip of a woman being interviewed after the horrible Oklahoma tornado, talking about her dog, only to find her dog….will blow your fucking mind…

Life’s not so bad, sometimes things workout….just not for me….but it’s good to know I have a heart….

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I don’t watch award shows anymore…they are all staged, they are uninteresting, the jokes are lame, and ultimately, they just don’t make sense to me.

I feel like if you’re a celebrity, in music or TV or Movies, you’ve already won a fucking award, and the idea of celebrating these people who are already celebrated, is masturbatory and just fucking stupid….

That said, I don’t mind watching the blooper reel, whether there are nipple slips, or some shitty artist slamming the fuck out of a couple poor girls…it’s pretty fucking funny. If I was them, I’d sue the spic.

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I don’t know if these is staged or just bad construction, but the asshole asking for kisses through the glass window….pretty much deserved this kind of rejection, I mean you gotta treat girls you’re cat callin’ through a window with serious fucking respect….and when you don’t…you know when you objectify them…there’s always someone close by willing to play hero and defend their honor…because some people treat sluts like sluts, while other’s treat them like ladies….I just pay them for sex….

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So this is a video from March 27 of a corrections officer in a prison getting knocked the fuck out….

20-year old prisoner Frederick Morris knocking out corrections officer Julie Christensen with a single punch

I don’t condone violence, especially not when a motherfucker Chris Brown’s a chick, but the video’s kinda wild….

Here’s another angle…

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I like the way girls dance in Russia. No wonder they are the hottest country for Mail Order brides. I mean I always knew that these intense girls, raised by communist parents, where amazing whether in the sex trade or the model game. I jerk off to cam shows and titty photoshoots alike….

I know people who have done the Russian mail order bride thing, and loved the experience until she took him for everything he was worth after threatening to kill him.

It turns out that greatness isn’t limited to the Russian pussy I know and love, it’s just as amazing when they are just kickin’ it on the stoop

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I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules…..

I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body….

So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out.

Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it.

More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.

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Fat chicks are the worst….if they aren’t slobbing around their own filth because they are too lazy to be domestic, or huffing and puffing because they have to walk 100 feet, they’re complaining about how the media portrays them in a negative light, or embracing their bodies and trying to make a point of how they love themselves, despite the fact they are killing themselves with chronic illness due to bad diet and no exercise….cuz healthy isn’t good, donuts are….all while having little to know bad skin, disgusting to look at sex appeal…I saw let the whole breed burn…

So seeing this fat chick try to sacrifice herself through limited athleticism – cuz thanks to pop culture, she doesn’t know she’s fat, is something that should be celebrated.

If all fat girls jumped in the fire, causing one been greasy sizzle, the streets would be far more fun to walk…and even if you like fat chicks, you chubby chaser, you’ll appreciate the “Fail” in all this, while I just appreciate the hope of a better tomorrow it represents…

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In videos that make absolutely no sense, here’s a guy who rides his bike past a motorbike, stops and has what I assume is an intense conversation with the bike, before dropping his pants and having sex with it, in the mittle of the street…..I guess dude really likes motorcycles….too much to control himself in fucking public. This is insane.

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