Apparently, female arm wrestling is my new favorite sport. Not because I like the idea of a girl who can humiliate me in front for a group of people by showing off how pussy these computer typing arms are….but because of the screams….

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This is one of the more ridiculous videos I’ve seen today…but in my defense I just woke up. I mean, this woman isn’t hot in anyway, but every once in a while we need to masturbate to the ugly ones to appreciate the good looking ones, you know bad sex to like what you have, kinda why married chicks have sex with me to save their marriages, because they realize hey it’s not so bad…

More importantly, this video is no about the host, it’s about her ass, and the tricks that it does….How can you hate this loveliness…

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I have no idea who this girl is or what her speech is about, but I do know that it is really fucking boring….and the only thing that keeps me watching…is her monster camel toe….that shit will carry any speech to the fucking top…at least where I am from…..

I guess she was too busy researching her hippie diet shit, you know her raw food diet no one cares about, to wear underwear….

In fact, I watched the whole video and around 5 minutes into me and her cameltoe falling in love, she says that she made her outfit herself….and it is organic…

You’d think her hippie bush would have stopped this from happening, so I am glad it didn’t…

Her spoken word at the end is actually more humiliating than the cameltoe…

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Here’s some Argentina performer with ridiculous implants performing on TV in some ghetto mall music video quality shitty fucking song that I guess she realizes is a fail aroun the 3 mintue mark when her tit fully pops out of her shit….you know and she doesn’t realize it because she’s just so fucking into it…and because implants, when purchased in central AMerica sometimes lose their feel….

Her name is Laura Miller and she’s amazing even if she can’t sing….

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This video hit my facebook feed earlier today and I thought it was amazing.

He’s from Mali, has polio, but doesn’t let that stop him from getting down on the dancefloor, dragging himself around and twerking better than most white girls trying to be hip hop cuz hip hop is pop….

While some of you, may just like watching a cripple do things you’re too pussy to do, because it’s different, and different makes you laugh….

Seriously, there’s no way you get more pussy than this dude…

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The nice thing about old ladies is that you can’t get them pregnant….with a little lube it’s like they aren’t even old….with a little booze they go wild…they are good bakers and it’s not their first rodeo, you know there was a time they fucked a lot, learned the moves, and if a little grey pubic hair doesn’t make you sick, and a big vagina that doesn’t have much elasticity left it in doesn’t rape your soul, and if big thick nipples with a little hair growing out of them thanks to hormonal issues doesn’t upset you at your emotional core, then you’ll probably love watching this drunk granny twerk to elvis like the good old days when her vagina still mattered and her sex appeal wasn’t overshadowed by her knitting skills….

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Here’s a really horrible video of an abused bear and an abused monkey held captive by evil asians who make them ride bikes for a crowd of screaming and excited idiots….that ends with the bear pretty much saying to the monkey “get off my dick bro, I’m a fucking bear, and the second I’m off this fucking bike these assholes beat me into riding, I’m gonna hunt you and eat you the old fashioned way”….

I love animals, I hate animal cruelty, and I’m really not into seeing cute monkeys get eating, the fucker shoulda escaped, but he was on a fucking bike and couldn’t, so if I don’t post this shit, how will these kinds of events stop….

This video makes me mad.

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I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….

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I like girls in bikinis….it is videos like this, coupled with leaving my house, where I get to see a babe with big tits crossing the street on a bike, or in their bikinis at the park or public pool, or even at a club dancing, to remember, that celebrity pussy hasn’t got shit on some of the girls out there who are too busy being hot as fuck to waste their time being famous….

I am talking tight body bitches, ready to have a good time, without all the bullshit that comes with celebrity.

Hot video to start your Monday, even though Everyday is Saturday to me.

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