2012
06
Nov
This is pretty hilarious….you know since cops are evil for the most part and totally above the law…and pretty much do whatever they want…as they are a brotherhood who bail each other out when they do fuck up…like when cops drink and drive…or talk on their cellphones…or pretty much do anything illegal for normal people…that’s what makes this video great.
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2012
08
Oct
I can only assume that Lady Gaga saw all the Justin Bieber Puke Video and was jealous of all the attention he got…you know because getting topless, dressing up in meat, and pulling all the stunts she’s pulled has become played out, expected and boring and the only thing that will get us to notice her now is if she starred in a snuff film…
That’s why you gotta keep it conservative and leak the crazy slowly over time…
She’s the worst latch on who doesn’t deserve fame ever…but watching her puke on stage makes me laugh…so at least she’s good for something…
Here’s the video…of some serious projectile shit….I’m just impressed the gay dancer doesn’t run off screaming or start puking himself….even though that would have made it better.
2012
25
Sep
I didn’t watch Boardwalk Empire because I don’t own a TV and I have to go to my neighbor’s house, who is a weird, possibly gay, old man who likes to touch me inappropriately while I’m using him for his HBO, making me feel used and violated like a common whore, not to mention his house smells like chicken soup….
But the good news is that the good parts….namely the 1920s inpsired titties….hit the internet the day or two later…so despite liking the show…I can follow what’s going on through the tits…
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2012
24
Sep
This dirty dancer is the next Patrick Swayze…
This was sent in to me by my very very very sexy hispanic friend who I want to fuck but she won’t let me…she won’t even send me nudes, or let me masturbate to her on facetime or skype….which is so strange because I ask her to see her spread ass pics on the regular…maybe she needs romance….
The kind of romance this big girl who is raging out with her gays is getting at the Folsom Street Fair this past weekend….an event filled with all kinds of gayness…and apparently some lesbian titties too…sure not the kind of lesbians I saw playin catch in the park at 10 am…all wholesome and lesbian…but the hardcore kind who probably rips off cock…unless she has one….it’s San Francisco people…anything can happen….
It may be shitty quality, but you get the point.
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2012
21
Sep
Here’s a ridiculous video that proves everything is better, or worth watching, when you involve girls, hot or not, real titties or not, half naked….cuz guys will watch girls, hot or not, do anything half naked…from sweeping, to gardening, to picking their nose….to the least erotic thing….because guys are fucking perverts and I would not have it any other way…cuz I like looking at half naked girls under any and all circumstances…and the reality is that girls like it when we look…it is some animal instinct shit….
2012
18
Sep
Kelly Brook launched a clothing line…and no one gave a fuck….I know this because the above video has 300 views after being live a couple of days…but I am a believer in all things Kelly Brook…I mean she’s got this far with nothing more than a set of huge tits and a dream….coupled with a vagina will to bang celebrities and opportunities to the top….she even staged a pregnancy and miscarriage to tug on the heart strings of her fans…when we all know it was an inside job…part of a bigger plan I call turning 40 soon and this is my last fucking push…..
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2012
18
Sep
I hate sports but as someone who loves offensive gestures on TV, this is the kind of thing I could get down to, you see I’m the kind of guy who likes pressing my dick in the window of fancy restaurants while couples look into each other’s eyes romantically, you know to help get the mood where it needs to be….in a fun place…where boring bullshit…becomes hysterical…
Apparently he was doing this for an inning before being kicked out…an inning long enough to get famous doing frat boy bullshit….
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2012
12
Sep
Here is a wild and crazy video of sluts who would have become strippers if their parents didn’t force them into this child acting/child prostituting and in Vanessa Hudgens case, child pornography is socially acceptable cuz it is Hollywood and everyone wishes they were Hollywood so anything goes in Hollywood, whorin’ yourself daily, cuz if you don’t another whore will move in and whore harder….before crashing, burning and committing suicide…that’s how it works…
So the cast of Springbreakers are rocking out with strippers in the most boring way I can only assume is part of the Springbreaker marketing campaign, but until I have confirmation, I’m just gonna blame hip hop.
Ok…I have confirmation, Springbreakers official Youtube put this out….I’m so clever and onto you Hollywood….
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2012
12
Sep
There was a news story that came out the other day about some bitch named Danica Thrall who is supposed to be some reality star from Big Brother or some shit, that I assume is big in the UK, cuz I’ve never heard of her, but more importantly because she has that fake tit Glamor Model look….and since I’ve never heard of her, I also assume she’s probably leaked this story herself cuz this is how girls get famous these days..and really I don’t even know if this bitch is her, since I didn’t look into it, but I’ll just assume that it is….enjoy this softcore implant hustle that bores me…..if this is how lesbians actually fuck, no wonder they are so angry.
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2012
12
Sep
I haven’t been to the strippers in a long fucking time…it’s been at least a month….For someone who used to go multiple times a day….for hours on end….doing my work and eating their free buffet while staring at ghetto cunts with bad attitudes dance badly…that’s a long fucking time…
I think as I got older and the pussy I got with got hotter…I realized that damaged hot girls with implants exist who don’t strip….and they are more fun cuz with stripping comes a whole gym bag filled with more than just regular clothes, but issues that even porn chicks don’t have….from seedy drug dealers, obsessed fans to the fact they think they are celebrities at some Miley Cyrus level fame while really they aren’t shit an attitude that may mask their just sad, depressed, miserable whore who have given up lives….but who don’t suck fucking dick, even for money…..
See I don’t care about saving girls or their issues, I care about being their issues cuz issues aren’t fun especially since non-stripper girls just slut out for free and are always better at it…..
But maybe I’m just hating cuz I don’t go to Strip Clubs like rapper French Montana – cuz this Pop That contest is awesome…
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