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2012

10

Sep

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Pantsless for Elle Video of the Day

I’ve posted these pics before….but I’ll post them again…cuz I’m crazy like that and like excuses to post videos of bald friendly models turned actors….not that what she does is really acting…but more lookin’ good half naked on camera….on camera for magazine photoshoot behind the scenes videos….not that they are all that erotic considering this is the internet and you could be spedng your time better on porn…….anal porn….fetish porn….any porn but fashion porn

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2012

10

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Hot for 25 Magazine of the Day

The fashion industry confuses me. It is like a cool kids club run by people who aren’t cool, who are always seeking the next starlet or muse or inspiration or designer, who is really is no different than anyone else, but to these latch ons, who pretend to be trend setters and important, is a genius….I don’t get why some people are considered more important than others….and I guess I don’t have to…cuz I’m just into the models and their toplessness….even when in movies that are weird for the sake of being weird…obscure and arty for the sake of being obscure and arty….that I know people who watched it were like “that’s fantastic, genius, revolutionary”….while the guy who made it is either playing it up like he’s the next big thing in fashion film….or laughing at how retarded people are…in the fashion circle jerk of losers who don’t know what is important in life.

That said, here’s Eniko, a model I like seeing topless, doing some topless shit in video…

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2012

20

Aug

Not So Erotic 50 Shades of Mechanical Bull Ride of the Day

This 50 Shades of Grey shit has ruined 40+ year old women’s lives…it is making them hate their husbands….because their husbands are uninterested in fucking them…probably cuz they are a fragment of what they were when they got married….you know after the kids and shit….

It is also opening women up to light bondage, and shit they may have not been into, even though I thought all 40+ year old women were into the freaky shit since being post pregnancy, menopausal and bored….but I guess I don’t hang with suburban 40+

Well, it’s gone so nuts that middle aged girl are grinding their cunts against anything they can to see if it still feels…like this lady we shot on a mechanical bull going nuts…like shit was her boyfriend…or at least an awesome vibrator….

Marriage is boring, aging sucks, but not as much as if this goes viral and this postal worker, cashier, mom and granny gets seen in a whole new slutty light….

stepTV is back.

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2012

17

Aug

Teen Mom Farrahs Music Video of the Day

I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are…

You know, all filled with trash, smut….

The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV..

Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled…

It is the devils work….

Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album…

By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.

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2012

17

Aug

Miranda Kerr Giving a Vitamin B 12 Shot in Her Bra Video of the Day

I used to waste my times compiling stupid LISTS OF FETISHES FROM YOUTUBE …cuz I was trying to make a point that Youtube is a fucking porn site and that more people jerk off to Youtube than they do to my site….but youtube is a billion dollar company and I was able to buy a McDonald’s combo and a 40 from my earnings last month…representing the underbelly of the internet that people jerk off to all sites….at least once…the internet is sleazy….

One of those fetishes was hot chicks injecting needles, so I know this Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardon video is nothing original, because nothing Hollywood Terry Richardson does is original, but it is still Miranda Kerr jacking up a dude with a needle…annd that doesn’t need to be original to give boners….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Videos

2012

16

Aug

NYPD Shoot a Dog of the Day

I have a dog, I consider him my only real friend or at least the only person I like, so seeing the jacked up, power hungry, power tripping NYPD cops shoot this dog makes me really fucking mad…I don’t care what their hot head, quick fire reasons are, I don’t care about September 11th or that they all think they are fucking heros….they are evil people and they need to be fucking punished for their crimes on an innocent dog who was just being loyal to its master….

I fucking hate people….especially when they fuck with dogs. This video is the fucking worst.

Posted in:Videos

2012

14

Aug

Women with a Butthole Tattoo of the Day

I put this on facebook yesterday because I thought I finally found love….this girl is so high on life….celebrating her asshole tattoo in a room full of people as you are supposed to celebrate asshole tattoos…I was kinda jealous about her getting a name of another man up on her shit…literally….but then I realized it was her dad’s name…cuz after he took her asshole….she figured he can always have her asshole…Never Forget…as she shits on him daily…provided meth/bath salts addicts take shits….

What it comes down to is that more girls need to be like this girl….it would make the world a better place….and if you’re motivated to get you ass tattooed, following this girl’s lead….let me suggest you get my name up there, Jesus is universal….always forgiving…something you may neeed on your asshole after making such stupid moves…

Posted in:Videos

2012

23

Jul

Summer House for TREATS Magazine of the Day

TREATS Magazine, a magazine that I have barely heard about, but that I like, because they do vintage erotica and market it as fashion….and that usually involves relatively hot girls run through filters half naked, giving fucking boners, bringing up the most important question my life has to offer and that is why the fuck am I not making topless videos with hot chicks everyday….I’m a real fucking idiot…..but then I watch this video and none of that doesn’t seem to matter….

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2012

19

Jul

Hot Hurdles Girl Michelle Jenneke’s Warm Up Dance of the Day

Every Australian girl I have ever met has been ridiculous, but luckily, every Australian girl I have ever met has also been really hot, making her ridiculousness amazing….You know all fun, drunk and ready to fuck despite looking like some sandy, tannned, model I want to impregnate amazing….

Here’s Michelle Jenneke, some Junior Hurdles runner, doing a hot, funny, warm up dance and fucking killin’ it with her atleticism…..

Good times…

Posted in:Videos

2012

06

Jul

Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil.

Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30….

All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

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