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2023

01

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I may not be a weed smoker and I probably favored alcoholism over being a stoner, which was probably the wrong choice, since so many weed people are actually successful, or healthy freaks who eat green juices while sucking their own dicks after years of tantric edging and yoga class…fucking hippies….

I may not have known that the alcohol was too keep the slave class distracted and drunk, where during the course of history, the sweet nectar was sold cheap so the masses could afford it, making the producers rich and keeping the rulers ruling because everyone was drunk….

Not that that changes my relationship with booze, I always knew it was a self destructive path to nowhere, gives us something to do….but in hind sight, maybe weed was never so bad….and apparently it makes some girls horny enough to get naked on the internet…which I guess is the point….anything that fucks you up enough to make you get naked on the internet is a friend of mine, except anti-depressants, because that shit is brought to you by SATAN….but I guess it’s better if the anti-depressants gets a bitch naked rather than suicided or doing mass shootings as they tend to do….

Here are some weed girls, using weed as a prop to seduce weed heads who like keeping things natural….

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2023

25

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I was talking to a grocery store bagger, you know the homie who puts your shit in the bag, which as far as I know is a dying artform as the grocery stores have pulled the ultimate scam in making you do the checking out for them….while not paying you or even giving you a discount as they save on labor costs….bastards.

I remember when I was a stock boy in a pharmacy, which was a humiliating experience, but it was back when they used the old cash registers and nothing was computerized or scanned, I am old…but yeah, they wouldn’t let me touch the cash, I was forced to arrange the products on the shelf with a retard they brought in from a work program and that was it….yet here I am, all these years later being offered the job for free. CRAZY.

But yeah, I was talking to the grocery store bagger, who laughed at some masked customer with me, I said something like “they’ve probably got covid” and he said “they are just insane, but they’ll all die from their shots, the truth is coming out”….which I thought was intense smalltalk for the grocery store bagger…but I guess knowing the AI is going to replace him, he’s got nothing to lose….LAST BAGGER IN TOWN…

As he put my wife’s diaper rash cream in the bag, he made a comment about CBD or WEED or some shit and said “they legalized weed thinking it’d make us complacent and fat, but I smoke weed all day everyday and all I see is the truth”….

Which got me thinking, did they legalize weed thinking they’d turn everyone into couch zombies ordering food, not realizing that it was going to wake everyone up and turn them into based SCHIZO bros…..and the point is, who fucking cares…we’re doomed…so we might as well just get high regardless…..

Here are some girls getting high…

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2023

18

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I wonder if these stoner bitches, or really all the amateur galleries of randoms is killing the high profile content of the site by being too pedestrian and local…

You see, I figure it’s best to focus on the things I care about, which is random, women being slutty on the internet, or really anything perverted on the internet.

I see this as much a part or a product of influencers being sluts because, porn chicks and Hollywood celebs are being sluts to be influencers being sluts, it’s just another cog in the machine of all these people chasing their 15 minutes, even when they’ve had a few hours or years, their viral moment, to make as much as they can, have as many fans and likes as they can, and matter as much as they can.

Most of their attempts kind of bootleg, figuring out their angle which is always hilarious to me….but I actually support it and find it endearing…at least they are trying and not all fucking blown out like those who have made it.

Like these girls deciding that weed smokers are a category of people, there are people who base their whole identity on weed, they treat it like it is their savior, their religion, their livlihood, their only hobby or interest…they act like they can tell the difference between strains, when all highs are so fucking mild, I just buy it….

Or is this what’s keeping us afloat….since i never really gave a fuck about celebs or Hollywood and still don’t, they were just easy target to make fun of, rip apart, upset their fans, laugh about it to myself….but they’ve always been so contrived and boring, while those who haven’t made it yet, are far more eager, hilarious, and not even wroth laughing about, but instead celebrating their content in a massive content dump.

The point is, weed is great, girls who smoke weed are great if they aren’t annoying about it, girls who smoke weed naked are better, girls who document smoking weed naked the best, since you don’t have to find them to hang out with them because that’d probably be annoying…

Here’s some weed girls…looking like weed girls…which isn’t always a good thing, but it’s alright.

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2023

11

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I am always pretty suspicious when things that were illegal for such a long time are suddenly made legal, after knowing people who have been arrested or at least shaken down by bad dudes for being involved in the trade prior to it being legalized…

It’s like people died over weed, did time over weed, it was always pretty stupid, but then one day, cops were opening smoking weed, the same people who shook people down months earlier..it just never sad right with me….

But I guess it’s more evidence of how retarded we are as a species, the excitement of “daddy” changing the rules is enough to forget how stupid the rule was, or all the punishments “daddy” made against people who broke the rule, before daddy realized he could make money off the very thing he was mad people made money off….

It’s all so fucking weird….WHY do they want us HIGH or at least to have access to getting high on basically every street corner….not that weed is bad, I think it’s probably a gift from nature that helps in a lot of ways for a lot of things, it’s just a fucking plant….it’s just all pretty suspicious…but maybe I’m just paranoid on this legal weed high….

The hope is that the smoking of weed opens people’s eyes, but people are dumb, so they’ll just be full retards, sedated….but at least they get naked with weed as a prop to give you some weed content from ALT girls into weed smoking, making moves in the WEED culture, because people are as lame about weed as they are about craft beer, or wine, or whiskey…you know the type and hustling money out of a half retarded stoner by doing the very thing they love is a hustle that probably works…

SO here are some weed girls supporting the weed movement….by using weed as a prop in their SMUT….Heathens…

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2023

04

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I find it pretty lame when anyone is overly excited by anything, but who fucking cares what other people are overly excited by, so long as they get naked…

If anything, I’d like to find more things that make girls want to get naked, whether it’s posing with weed or bongs or vapes as the inspo to get some naked content….or other things I find lame…..so long as they are using it as a prop in their weird excitement for something….I’m into it.

I feel the same way about dudes who are into NFL, Craft Beers, Small Batch Gins, WHISKEY, oh the Whiskey nerds are awful….just fucking drink it, love it, get drunk from it….or watch it, jerk off to it and love it, or smoke it, get naked with it, take pics of it and post them on the internet….just don’t be annoying about it….

From someone with no hobbies, I can tell you people with hobbies are fucking annoying….except when they get naked…so that is what this is about then…isn’t it.

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2022

21

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed girls aren’t necessarily piggish slobs who look like they sit around playing video games all day, either getting an allowance from their dads, or maybe selling nudes or feet pics to old creepers who help pay the rent, I mean maybe they rent a room in a basement room with a bunch of other sloppy girls doing the same thing to get by in a world where they can’t be bothered getting dressed, showered or out of bed, but they sure look like they are most of the time

I am not a weed hater, if anything weed is a medicinal tool that improves the lives of many, and tons of hot chicks smoke weed, they just not be the ones compelled to use weed as a prop to find that niche in the world of selling nudes, because they are hot chicks and can smoke weed without documenting it like a fan girl.

I do find anyone trying to get clout from something as basic or normal as smoking weed dumb, but I’d rather hang with girls who are stoned, thinking they are having a religious experience or more mellowed out than some drunk bitch actually sloppy, embarrassing herself…it’s a more mindful high…

These are some weed girls, some hot, some not, all good, cuz they’re getting naked on the internet the way nature intended when he invented the internet.

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2022

14

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I figure that at this point in the game, everyone smokes weed, so there are plenty of hot model chicks out there getting high to deal with their anxiety, eating disorders, self hatred from all the dudes they fuck for money, not love, as they navigate this vapid world of superficial and disgusting materialism that can take a toll on a bitch, even making her jack her face up with chemicals to make herself look like a Kardashian because that’s what she’s decided is the new standard of beauty….even though the Kardashians have been and always will be, ugly chicks pretending to be hot….

Oh the internet, how it rapes our souls…

So yeah, hot chicks smoke weed, some of these chicks are hot, but the majority of girls promoting weed, like activists or as a hook to make them seem cool, might be a little too into weed, which is not that hot…

The good news is they are sedated and won’t put up too much of a fight when you try to finger them, so long as you bring snacks….

The other good news is that according to some psychologist I listened to the other day, weed smokers are probably less crazy because apparently the real psychos and schizos hate weed because it’s not meth….it calms their inner demons and they don’t like that….so weed girls are potentially less insane than meth heads…HOT….if you’re into boring.

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2022

07

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I may believe that Weed was targeted by big business and made illegal for it’s cheap and easy applications across many industries, including but not limited to opening up a hippie fuck’s third eye with an “I’m so high man”….before having a religious experience and then running into the nearest cave because he thinks “the man” is coming for hum an….

You can google all the good things weed can do….preferably while smoking weed to enhance the whole experience….

That doesn’t make me a weed activist or someone who likes fanatics in anything using weed as a prop in their selfie smut, because it reminds me of the “I’ so high” kind of motherfucker I grew up hating….

It’s like smoke weed and enjoy yourself, it doesn’t need to be a over-sharing content moment, we get it, people smoke weed, it’s legal in canada, just smoke weed and shut up, but definitely keep up the nudie content because weed girl fanatics trying to get some clout or not…I don’t see the point of producing content with weed like it’s the 90s and an attempt at rebelling….BUT I dig nudes even when they are political, annoying, or just showing off dumb shit like smoking the most mild drug you can grow in your backyard with zero effort….

Nudity is fun though.

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2022

30

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed Girls may not be the hottest bitches out there, they may eventually grow into what you’d expect them to grow into, being stoned and with munchies.. all the fucking time….

But at the same time a bitch who medicates herself, not that weed is that aggressive a drug, but it’s aggressive enough to make them fucking lazy enough to sit mindlessly on the couch, looking at a screen, playing video games, can be both a cheap date with LOW expectations, just throw her a bag of chips and wait for her to nod off before fingering her awake….and a fun date because she’s too fucked up and in her head to bore you with conversation….just mindless staring and drooling on herself like she’s lobotomized.

That’s not to say weed girls aren’t crazy, it’s just to say they are LESS crazy when on the weed, so for that we celebrate dumpy bitches from getting high getting high…..not that all weed girls are dumpy, but you’d imagine most who produce smmutty content around being high are….it’s a lifestyle bro, you just don’t get it.

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2022

23

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed Girls generally turn me off. I hate fanatics in anything and for whatever reason, maybe because it was illegal, weed demons would take smoking weed and treat it like it was some kind of ceremonial bullshit…when you’d go to parties you’d see them rolling on their special papers, going outside to smoke as a group that would stand in some faggy circle like a bunch of hippies singing camp fire songs, sharing each others spit in the gayest fucking way….before coming back in to say “I’m so high”…..it’s like smoke weed, it’s not a crazy high, and shut the fuck up….

Weed girls when they get naked, whether it’s late night naked after partying, where they are all in their weed coma and ready to sit on my face half dead, or in photos, make me appreciate them a lot more….but maybe I’m just growing as a person thanks to believing in the power of weed and its ability to make your life far better than other substances and big pharma available….maybe I’m a hippie…where is my sex filled commune to jerk off to?

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