Not so funny but marketed as funny girl Whitney Cummings continues to bring the jokes, or at least the sad cries for attention because it was never really about the jokes for her, but rather the attention she got from telling the jokes when realizing that the comedy world was an easy place to rise up if you were semi-decent looking with some tits…since comedians are some of the lamest virgin nerd losers around…at least until they make it and develop their egos…

Sure that attention has made her very fucking rich through a series of pretty shitty but successful sitcoms…leaving her fully accomplished…..realizing all her dreams…with no where left to go…

I guess to the bathroom, to post pics of the bra for people who are fans to have something to jerk off to, even if there’s something terrifying about it….

I’m fine with the oversharing, the sitting on the toilet, the welcoming strangers into your world as some form of shock humor for attention….I mean I’d rather see a girl with her shirt off on the toilet than not….no matter how old, fat, disgusting she may be…

I just find it pretty sad that this is where you go with the content after making it, checking off EVERY possible thing on the dream board wishlist….

It almost feels pathetic and sad….Luckily, she didn’t show us the shit because that’s never been funny to me….and luckily, I have no emotions and other people’s sadness or desperation is what helps fuel MY orgasms….so keep it coming to keep us cumming (if we try hard enough) into 2023 Cummings.

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Funny girl will do anything for a laugh….this is probably the equivalent of a hot chick aging out, getting the fillers, the lips, the tits, the Brazilian Butt Lifts, the photoshop apps, the face filters, anything to keep the dream alive…..but the comedic version featuring a girl’s who’s comedy was all about sex and being vulgar….

I was never into Cummings, more into cumming, it’s caused me a lot of sorrow as I’ve released my life force more than I was supposed to.

I always thought she was a hack, who scammed her way into comedy because it had the least barriers of entry in the entertainment industry, kinda like Chelsea Handler….be the hot chick at the comedy club, while the actual hot chicks are out in Miami being pampered by rich dudes…..like being the hot chick at the nerd convention who speaks their nerd language…it’s almost a guarantee you’ll get where you need to go, while the actual hot chicks wouldn’t be caught dead in those places….

But despite being a hack, she’s had hit shows, has got paid heavy, is rich as shit, and forced to find ways to use her social media to keep herself talked about and this is what she chose….it’s kinda like a dick joke, a fart joke, a not sure what she’s doing but she thinks it’s funny like a retard putting random objects up his ass at the party only to gross everyone out when he’s laughing like he’s done something brilliant and the mindless hive mind idiots who need the “Laugh” teleprompter to know when something is funny laugh too….so they give him a TV deal.

It’s all pretty dumb, but it’s a cameltoe and I like those even when on dog shit….CASE IN POINT….since she’s fucking horrible looking.

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Whether you believe that women comedians can exist, which I guess you can’t really think they don’t exist, since there are a lot of very rich female comics, I guess it’d be more a whether you think women comedians are funny, or not, because a lot of people don’t find women comedians funny, while I personally don’t find any comedians funny, they are try hard losers who practice jokes in front of the mirror, instead of being organically funny, and that is fucking lame……

I’ve been to tons of comedy shows, barely ever laughed at any, because the comics are just not that impressive when you know they’ve said the same joke 1000 times.

I do think women can be funny, or are funny, some of the funniest people I know are chicks, I just don’t like when they are loud, screaming for attention, making awkward sex jokes, it’s boring and annoying and I get second hand embarrassment for them.

Now Whitney Cummings is up there with the top of the comedians, she’s paid a lot, she’s had hit shows, she’s rich as shit because she figured out going the comedy route would be the easiest way to get famous, suck some dick, or give the nerd comics hope she’d suck their dicks, while giving girls relatable stories that empower them you get what I am saying, not hard to game nerds into giving you shows when you have hot tits.

Anyway, she’s old now, but still trying to get the laughs on social media, because she’s got her pile of money, what else is she to do, and by the looks of it, her joke is being a dog chasing surfers on the beach, which is some art imitating life, really. Good one….lame fuck.

Old white girl trying to be funny for the camera chasing men like a thirsty and desperate lady, knowing she can just buy all those surfers if she really wanted to, they’d likely fuck her for free since she’s famous, yet here she is dropping REAL bad jokes at the expensive of herself, because this is some second hand embarrassment shit again, just giving white girls a bad name.

She also has hard nips:

She also has cameltoe:

That’s been you Whitney Cummings comedy round-up for the year – hopefully.

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Funny girl that I’d argue is not very funny but I generally hate all stand-up and find it some contrived, try hard, practiced in front of the mirror bullshit that almost never makes me laugh and not because I go into it not wanting to laugh, or I go into it thinking it’s corny as shit, or I go into it thinking these idiots spent years practicing to get a solid 30 minutes of material, how fucking lame…..if anything, I like to assume top comedians are funny instinctively which is why I expect to laugh….but never end up laughing….because it’s lame.

So I’m not one of those chicks can’t be funny comedians dudes, I’m one of those no one can be funny doing comedy because they are too fucking lame….

I couldn’t tell you Whitney’s best joke, but I can say her best move was going into comedy becuase being the hot chick in comedy is being the ugly chick in hollywood, so you have more potential opportunity to sell shows with your tits and dick sucking jokes that route, which CUMMINGS has done…

Now that she’s rich and old, we’ve got her producing the weirdest nudes around, none with gaping asshole, so not quite a nude at all….as the gaping asshole defines whether it is a nude or not. Facts. I’m just dropping them.

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It all started when fat girls of the internet started sending out old pics of themselves or pics of their hot friends, it wasn’t called Cat Fishing then, but thanks to MTV appropriating the bait and switch and branding it…acting like we haven’t all been duped by girls of the internet since we got on the internet..because it was more common than actually coming across a hot chick on the internet…it was the internet….hot girls were busy at the time.

Then it became fat girls posting pics of them from a variety of angles, you know so you couldn’t tell they were fat chicks, those enterprising fat chicks just trying to get the attention of hot chicks….and not really lying because they weren’t actually photoshopping themselves, just cropping themselves…what’s the harm in that…

Then we started seeing middle aged moms of the internet blurring the shit out of their faces, manually, we’d call it GHOSTING, before GHOSTING was rebranded by the hook-up apps as leaving a motherfucker hanging in the DM/TEXT MESSAGE instead of dumping his ass or telling him to fuck off…

Then the hot chicks, or the aspiring to be hot chicks hit the internet and a whole industry came up of Augmented Reality filters and easy to use photoshop apps, to make them be all they ever wanted to be without having to be it.

So now, we’ve just got caricatures of all bitches, filtered to shit, looking like clowns, or cartoons, or video game characters, or muppets not as hot as Kermit’s gaping asshole the puppeteers control him through…

Apparently, rich as shit, funny lady, despite not being funny at all, but funny enough to make it in Hollywood, that clearly has LOW standards and are LAZY in who they collaborate with, knowing people will watch anything….WHITNEY CUMMINGS…the comedy club’s cum rag that paid her dues to get where she’s got…is trolling you hard with this concoction of tech she’s pretending is her actual face….vain, vapid, attention slut, with the terrifying red eyes….BECAUSE she’s a fucking demon…pantsless.

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Whitney Cummings disgusts me, but she was marketed as the hottest comedian around, which may not be saying much when the hottest pussy in comedy is Roseanne, Joan Rivers and Kevin Hart…….ohhhhhh

Being an average looking girl with a set of tits is probably all you needed to be back in the 90s when Cummings took her last name seriously making her chest the place for all the comedian’s cummings

Now, she’s rich, bored, but still has the tits, tits that I am sure many people would want since they are famous, but because they are famous, they tits she wants as many people to see, some world is her stage, or her instagram in her stage, but I’m over here waiting for her to fuck her microphone…..that you know she has to practice her comedy acts in the mirror, as these people do, since comedians are the most contrived, insecure, lame, unfunny people around…

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I don’t think it’s misogynistic to think that women comics are for the most part not the frumpy funny girl in the room, but rather the girl trying to be the hot chick in the room, who only jokes about crude shit like sucking dick to get a cheap laugh…because if you have tits and talk about shocking things like bad sex or shit ladies aren’t supposed to talk about to get the shock value awkward laugh probably doesn’t require all that much skill…it’s far more impressive for a Roseanne type who looked like a big pile of white trash shit to come out and make it in this vapid and bullshit entertainment industry…

I would say that Whitney Cummings, and not just because her last name is cumming, was a big titty girl who did that hook to get herself where she had to go, and it worked out great for her, she’s had a few hit shows and is now worth 100s of millions of dollara….but I don’t really know all that much about her comedy or even her hit shows. I’m here for the tits and she’s got tits.

Her woke liberal pink hair 40 year old reminds me of a lesbian couple I saw at a hunting store this weekend, which is not the hottest look….the piss colored bath water in her expensive house or hotel is also not the hottest thing for me even if a Whitney Cummings getting pissed on is a Whitney Cummings I respect…

The naked on a Balcony looking photoshopped into some avatar, like is she wearing a MORPH SUIT, is that a LATEX MASK, or is she just an AI FILTER to look like a BOTOX addict muppet, but she’s naked, with a hand for a panty or maybe she’s been scratching the rash cuz she looks like she doesn’t bathe too much…in this GUMMO shit and an arm for a bra with her titties…the way you want a comic to be…one of the best jokes ever written..

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I don’t know if Whitney Cummings serious face in her titty attention seeking pic, cuz she’s “Edgy” is because she’s dead on the inside, or if it’s because she’s trying to look less like a 45 year old, or maybe it’s just the filter she’s got on turning her into some Augmented Reality Bullshit…I’ve seen the Morgan Freeman filter demo, where some white motherfucker controls what he says, without it ever being Morgan Freeman…I mean Morgan Freeman can die tomorrow…and they can forever cast his AR FILTER for future movies until the end of fucking time…it’s creepy….

So seeing Cummings, without CUM on her Face, while not actually cumming, which sounds like false marketing to me….showing off her old ass tits in her bush up bikini for attention, because money doesn’t give these people the sense of accomplishment they should feel as they fuck right off, instead they need to clickbait with self produced smut like a low level influence, all to get some likes…not cuz she needs them to survive…but because she’s so fucking empty and needs them for other inadequacies in her bullshit female comic soul….

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy arrogance, I guess…

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Whitney Cummings is some vulgar comedian who I haven’t really seen do comedy since she became worth 100s of millions of dollars from a series of TV deals she got because she’s got the right friends in the right places thanks to being a funny gal that people thought was funny.

I don’t subscribe to the whole girls can’t be funny mindset they pretend that people have but I’ve probably written it on this site as a joke….some of the biggest laughs I’ve had have been from women, while comedian dudes just seem like try hard losers trying to be funny to get laid…while women don’t have the same motivations and it’s less pathetic a hustle…

Cummings, who has had big tits throughout her rise, probably part of the reason for her success, because Hollywood or at least comedy is friendly to hot tits and help them move along the ladder to bigger and better things…

Cummings, who is now in her mid 50s, is looking a little rough, but half her tit is hanging out, and that’s one of the best jokes yet…..50 year olds in bikinis..HILARIOUS…and yes, that’s likely a dog collar, which I know she probably thinks is the actual punchline to the joke, but the jokes don’t always get the laugh in the way you write them…

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I remember seeing female comics like Whitney Cum-Dumpster complain when the evil and toxic patriarchy are so misogynistic towards female comics because they say things like that they aren’t funny…because they aren’t….

That’s not to saw that women aren’t funny, some of the funniest people I know are women, it’s to say that when you go for the low hanging fruit by being vulgar or crass, you’re not actually being funny, you’re being cheap….

So people like cummings are marketed as funny, despite not being funny, it’s not so much a sexist issue, it’s because they take on the CRASS and VULGAR and act like something you’d expect from an equally lame dude…I think I just hate comedians….for trying so hard to be funny. It’s not funny because of that.

So Cum-Dumpster comes out with jokes like “So I was sucking this dick and I threw up on it”….*crowd roars with laughter*…forcing anyone with a brain to think “Maybe she just manipulated men into giving them opportunties with the same mouths they spew their vile jokes out of…

It worked out alright for Cum Dumpster who pulled off the hot comic enough to land a few TV shows that have made her rich as shit….all while not deserving it based on her talent alone…but talent doesn’t actually exist, it’s really about who you know or who you dick suck…

That said, she’s old, she’s gross, she’s vulgar just to look at…and you know her comedy continues to suck since it always has, and her latest joke is instagram bathing suit content where she’s pretending to be hot…

But these are tits, they got her paid heavy, so stare at them…she’s probably on one of her last periods cuz she’s old…so they are all swolled up..

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