I don’t like Whitney Cummings or her comedy, it’s a matter of opinion and I actually hate 99 percent of comedy because comedians never come across as cool people you’d want to hang with, but rather a group of losers you’d find practicing their jokes during lunch while the cool kids are busy getting high or their dicks sucks in the AV room…

I do like the Whitney Cummings marketed herself as a hot comic, confusing the nerd loser comics, who try so hard to be funny that despite being pathetic, pays off for them so that they can feel validated in being the losers that they are…but yeah, I like that she was the hot chick amongst the losers and it landed her TV shows and tons of money so that she can lay around in her pool in the lame feminist bikini they sell for the Free the Nipple Movement to make a point that banning nipples on social media is wrong….but banning any information about COVID or VACCINEs that goes against the government’s narrative is right…

What I am saying is she’s a blue haired….which is the worst kind of activist…

The most interesting this content has to offer is trying to figure out what this zoomed in lumpy bowl of oatmeal that is her thigh to pussy connector? Do you think she’s got some sort of Lymphoma? It does look like it could be from some lymphnode swelling…maybe an allergic reaction, or COVID…or even a SEX change…is that where her balls were before deciding to transition and become the comic you all jerk off to cuz she has tits and makes sex jokes…who cares…

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I have never been into Whitney Cummings…and not even because I don’t think women comics are funny, I know a lot of funny girls who make me laugh….I just think all comics are fucking losers, contrived bullshit losers, saying the same jokes over and over….whether they win at life or not…

Stand up comedy is really lame….and laughing is overrated…and making retards laugh with basic observations is hardly a skill to have…you see people are idiots and making them laugh is easy…

That said, I also don’t think getting famous from Comedy as a chick doing Comedy is that big of an accomplishment, I am sure Whitney Cummings probably thinks it is, but if you’re a DJ whore at the hottest clubs in VEGAS, you may become a Halsey pop star topping charts…like if you’re a comedy club whore who spends every night of the week at the comedy club amongst loser comics…you’re bound to get opportunities…if that comedy club is in LA…she was just smart enough to be into comedy or to manipulate comics with her tits to get where she wants to go..

She’s now rich as shit because she’s sold a series of hit TV shows, so it all worked out fo her….but I guess still appreciates male attnetion like she did at the Comedy clubs when she was starting out…because she’s posting these weird nudes of her getting some cosmetic procedure to stay as hot as she can…since she played that whole hot chick card…but if she was serious about being hot, she’d probably drop the blue lesbian hair….looks like she’s going to a BLM protest or some other WOKE shit as those genderless weirdos are the only ones with Blue Hair…isn’t she a little old for that?

I appreciate the nudity, even if it is hardly nudity and even if I don’t appreciate what it looks like…it’s the thought that counts…but like the people who hooked her up before fame….tits can be manipulative…even when they are old…

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Whitney Cummings is a ridiculously successful comic, turned TV producer, with some hit shows under her belt, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t suck….

I remember recently seeing her hot the Kimmel show when he was on break and it was brutal….without the laugh track her jokes just sucked…but probably not as hard as she did to get where she got…

I think stand up comedy is the lamest of things a person can do…practicing being funny in front of the mirror to get that perfect 45 minutes…standing on stage to a bunch of laughing idiots thinking you matter or what you do is art…just seems pretty stupid…whether it ends up paying really well or not…but yeah, if I think it is lame, I am pretty sure that means people drawn to it are lame, and they’d be fucking pumped a girl like Whitney would fuck with them….and if you’re a girl trying to make it in Hollywood, they say the comedy scene is a hard way to do it, but clearly it isn’t since there are a ton of women comics, but women will whine about how hard everything they do is…from waking up, to getting ready, to cooking, cleaning, birthing babies, having sex…it’s a never ending “it’s so hard being a woman”….so naturally a female comic will say it was a challenge to wear lowcut shirts, flirt with the power players, tell some jokes about sucking dick to get their attention and interest in testing out the goods…whether she sucked their dicks or not, they are an easy crew to seduce and win over..like sending the hot girl in to the nerds to get them to do her homework…I mean women control sex, are the power players in all situations….whether they admit it or not, they know it is true…

Anyway, in keeping up with being rich for being unfunny, but a good seductress, which is a talent of it’s own, unless you find her funny, which is possible, I mean people believe what they are told….but yeah…she’s naked in the tub, her big tits out, because this comic understands being crass and seduction…it’s why she exists…so why not it for social media relevance, everyone else is staying alive on there…why not cummings.

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Whitney Cummings is a modern day success story in sucking the right dick…in the Comedy scene and getting her own show.

Stand Up comedy is an interesting thing, I mean it’s not that interesting, if anything it is pretty fucking dumb and embarrassing, usually these nerd fuck losers who think they are funny, that have crafted a 45 minute comedy set of their “observations” that they have memorized the timing on like they were high school drama club, to ensure the LAUGHS….it is an art form for losers with egos that happens to be something idiot fans are into and buy into because they like to laugh.

So within the stand-up scene, the comics have groupies, like they are their own version of a rock star, because girls are sluts and like anyone on stage, whether they have commercial success or not.

SO….these loser dudes, who crafted a script that makes people laugh, who are getting pussy and treated like kings, only to be scooped up and hired by the entertainment industry to produce comedy for them…end up rich as fuck…while being idiots the entire time.

So it was pretty easy for a busty, almost hot girl to enter the entertainment industry by being a comedy groupie.

Her goal was to be an actress, but realized it is too competitive, so she started hitting the comedy clubs, with a routine because they need girls on the bill, and the other comics around were smitten that a hot chick made it to their world….

She was in LA comedy scene, an easy one to climb the ladder in if you have a low level of talent and tits….and from there she got a series of TV show deals.

So now she’s rich, she’s made it, she’s still not a respected actor, but who needs to be, she made comedy work for her…and has a podcast…and a twitter…and money…what more does she fucking need.

I guess nudes to draw attention to herself…and these are those nudes….at 37 why the fuck not…it’s not gonna last, hell it’s barely lasting…

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Whitney Cummings is a terrible fucking comedian, I don’t care what anyone says. I get that she sucked some proper dick, or charmed some idiot decision makers in Hollywood, and I get that she’s had some hit shows that she’s produced and made millions from, and I don’t discount or discredit that hustle, but there are many people out there with lesser talent, or with no talent, wh figured out how to milk the system.

I accidentally watched her Netflix special, or at least 5-7 minutes of it before being disgusted and turning it off.

I assume that she’s out here tits out trying to promote the shit…because it was that bad and needs to get some hype behind it and anyone with tits knows that this is how you get hype – fuck – she made a career off these tits where people would say “she’s not that funny” but “she’s got tits”..

Anyway, here is her rant about exposing her nipple on instagram claming she is being extorted..right…

Here is her other social media nudity..cuz that’s her tactics…

what is this FACE? It’s bad…like her comedy special…trying to be relatable but just being dog shit…

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Whitney Cummings is a not so interesting story, of a girl who I assume wanted to be a serious actress but never made it as one, so she decided to do comedy, because she knew she’d be able to manipulate and keep up with the funny guys, because she knew she was always the hot funny girl in her group of friends, and the hot funny girl is likeable especially when comics are notoriously insecure losers who can’t get laid…

So she climbed the ranks, talking shit, and managed to seduce the right people to buy into her, thanks to having tits, and for that reason alone, she’s produced a ton of hit shows, and is rich as fuck.

Sure you can argue she’s talented or has a great stage presence or that her comedy is good…but I don’t know any of her jokes, I’ve never heard her stand up, I find comedy as whole dumb as fuck, seeing a bunch of losers rehearse jokes to make people laugh, like the sole purpose is to make people laugh, is way too much effort, way too try hard, and way to weird for me to fuck with….

But I will say, I am sure her jokes are basic as fuck, accessible as fuck, maybe a little off color and quirky, but ultimately…I doubt they are revolutionary or interesting – but the tits…the tits so exciting…the tits is the real reason she exists…I’m sure of it.

Give a nerd some attention, he’s signing over his life to you, or at least bringing you on to produce shows for him….

Hot girls, or girls who position themselves as hot, go far in life.

So Roseanne, a Comedian who didn’t use her looks to get ahead, back before hot chicks did comedy and her look was expected, because what else is a fat who chick who likes to perform to do besides be funny… can’t get away with calling black people apes….but CUMMINGS can do blackface….seems a little biased…right?

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