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2008

10

Sep

The Best Videos of People Doing a Dance to Rihanna’s Disturbia I Could Find in 3 Minutes of the Day

I decided to look up random people dancing to the song Disturbia because I was bored and not feeling creative and that song is on all the fuckin’ time. None of these girls have the dirty moves I’ve seen girls do in clubs to this song, but it’s always funny watching white people dance. I don’t know if everyone is 18 on this shit, but I blame Youtube for not providing a warning or disclaimer and breeding a whole new generation of dudes who get off to young girls in their underwear by making it a lot more accessible than slipping roofies in their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, if you know what I mean. Which you do….

I am sure there are better videos of this out there, but I’m not going to bother lookin’ for them.

Posted in:Rihanna|Uncategorized|Youtube

2008

02

Sep

Shitty Mainpage Youtube Video of the Day

I accidentally saw this video on the mainpage of Youtube and it’s caption was “there are right and wrong places to take a bath”, so I clicked it, unfortunately. It’s petty much a video of a fat chick taking a pretty lame bath in a fountain in her bikini, only to get kicked out by a security guard after seeing her in a bikini for way too long. I would have kicked her out too, not because washing and brushing your teeth in my fountain is against the rules, but because fat chicks in a bikini should be against the rules.

The video goes onto an interview with her boyfriend about how crazy he is. The way they talk is a way I hate people talkin’. These losers would make me angry to be to be next to on a bus, train or plane or pretty much anywhere, not only because she is fat but because she thinks she is smart and what she is doing is clever and these pseudo intellectuals drive me crazy. the good news is that her boyfriend addresses the fact that people don’t want to see her naked even though he confuses her in a bikini for being naked and that’s pretty insightful as far as I’m concerned…..

What it comes down to is that the most entertaining thing in all this are the comments. Bitch may have got her 5 minutes of Youtube fame, but at least people are letting her know she’s fat and doesn’t deserve the attention. Here’s an example of a few that came in the last 2 minutes…there are 800 and I am too lazy to find gold, but you get the idea.

qnoboru
MAN THE HARPOONS

misteriousmaniac
This is an epic fail. Why is this bullshit featured?

mooosestang
She’s below average! Just because the average is obese doesn’t make it right!

Could the woman in the video please post her height and weight?

hylix25
This is incredibly stupid. Incredibly incredibly stupid. I just hope you arnt ignorant enough to think this is art or something because it isnt…

Wardfolio
Whenever you publicly take off your clothes looking like that, you deserve whatever harsh comments you get!

destructive21
All that jiggling at about 2:34 is mesmerizing.

Posted in:Video|Youtube

2008

15

May

Some Rape Victim Turns to Youtube For Help of the Day

Some 16 year old girl from Florida was raped by some 23 year old who got off and she turned to Youtube to get exposure because she felt like she had no where to go. I have never officially raped a girl but I know that rape fucks people up for life. It turns girls into penis hating lesbians, it makes them really hard girls to date and all that emotional damage is pretty understandable. Watching this shit is pretty painful if you have a soul and if you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I feel like some of you are desperate enough for sex to go out and violate and I figure that this should leave a little impact as to why you should just flush your Roofies down the toilet because the few minutes it takes you to get off in your sick way can ruin a person’s life. Either way, I call fake on this shit, she’s probably just trying to get back at her boyfriend who cheated on her or some guy who fucked her and never called her back for seconds…

Posted in:Rape|Youtube